I haven’t been uploading any small comics lately because I am slowly working on a longer story. Which I am very excited about and stressed. But during the christmas period I did make some more small things. Like this fun little comic.
Someone asked how I come up with ideas like this… and it’s just my daydreaming head. I have no clue. That’s why I don’t know if I could make these consistent. But I love these. I am manifesting that more ideas come to me!
When you have a little hunter next to your pillow. 💙 #spider #spood #arachnid #cellarspider #Pholcidae 🚫 NO NEGATIVE COMMENTS PLEASE 🚫 https://www.instagram.com/p/CSxietQCPGY/?utm_medium=tumblr
Good sized cellar spider in my kitchen. Beneficial house guests if you dont mind the cobwebs. They might be frail, but I've seen their webs catch stinkbugs, along with small clothing damaging moths, flies and other pests. #spider #spiders #pholcid #pholcidae #bugs #insects #arachnids #arachnid #cellarspider https://www.instagram.com/p/B4y4AdSBhi7/?igshid=srofbw6xcjc6
Drake: I kinda want to know how many times Sanguinius's parents had to stop their tribemates from literally eating him
Drake: because his gestation pod landed on a planet that had gone through a nuclear holocaust and reduced the survivors to a nomadic tribal state
and then they go and adopt an infant that grows TO THE SIZE OF A THREE YEAR OLD AFTER THREE WEEKS
Games Workshop, do you have any idea how much a NORMAL baby eats???
how did these people feed him????
Gallus: I assume he absorbed carbon drectly from the air
like a tree
Sanguinus is actually a very amiable root vegetable
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Drake: it sounds like Sanguinius spent his formative years in a Ray Harryhausen movie
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Drake: he was ridiculously pretty
Gallus: Sanguinus has that Radiant Glow becuase he's Radioactive
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Gallus: Oh yeah that's the guy you put on the Imperium posters
fabio-ass looking disney princess on steroids
that pic is like "And this is my pet... Deer? i called him bambi at any rate."
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Gallus: Sanguinus also is the forst primarch i've seen so far that looks like he'd get pegged
Drake: it's the visible lack of stick already occupying the necessary space
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Gallus: Roubotte has no strong moral objections to pegging but doesn't think he'd enjoy it
Nobody ever explained Pegging to Lion and nobody wants to try
Sanguinus tho
He looks like he'd bend over a ridiculously ornate table at the slightes provication
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[I disparaged Rowboat’s sex appeal.]
Gallus: Roubotte's boring but has a nice jawline and is otherwise perfectly fuckable he might start babbling about like, civic pettion procees when he gets close but given that the other pary would be having most of thier internal organs rearranged that might not matter
Drake: yeah but who's going to dare to get between him and his paperwork long enough to get his dick hard??
Gallus: you START with under-the-desk blowjobs and eventually there will be a gap in the paperwork while he waits for his less-effieicnet colleagues to get back to him and THEN you jump him
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Gallus: Office Sex is 110% Roubotte's kink
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Gallus: If Sanguinous didn't have wings he'd have a giant eagle to fly him places like the kid from rescuers down under but Eagles are hard To Draw, so they gave him wings instead
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Spider: "Sanguinus also is the forst primarch i've seen so far that looks like he'd get pegged" pre-heresy Fulgrim is also pretty high on the list
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Gallus: Pre-heresy Fulgrim actually looks like He'd talk a big game about being down to be pegged but he's so wrapped up in himself that he'd accidentally see his reflection somewhere, come imeediately and pass out
He's a white-haired anime boy there's like. 2 of those that are remotely romanitically functional and somebody that hangs a sapient sword by his crotch isn't one of them
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Drake: you may not remember but Fulgrim was the OTHER primarch with Actual Administrative Experience who fell to Chaos and turned into a scaley
Gallus: SCALIE FULGRIM FUCKS THO
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Drake: he and Ferrus were so cute though
they made each other matching friendship weapons
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Drake: and then Fulgrim got all butthurt because Ferrus refused to do drugs turn to Chaos with him
so he cut Ferrus's head off
and THEN freaked out and let his evil fuckhead sword possess his body for a few years
Gallus: SpaceMurderHeroin is bad kids
Drake: because trapping yourself in a painting on your own flagship is definitely a mature reaction to familicide
Gallus: wait
he Dorian gray'd himself over this?
Drake: yes
Gallus: 101/10 for The Gay Drama of it all, 0/10 for the fallout
Mmm today I kept encountering #spider now a “baby size” #daddylongleg or #cellarspider is in my bathroom sink. Took a few pic and released it to the walls so it can try to feast on any flies that appears in my toilet, keep it fly free! Hehe 😉 #shotoniphone #iphone13promax #macro #iphonemacro #macroinsect #macroiphone (at Marsiling, Singapore) https://www.instagram.com/p/CcpWo-hpIEu/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
there's also ogryn berserkers and some pretty dang necromorph-esque Plague Ogryns
Drake: that first one is fucking Leatherface XD
with maybe a bit of Freddy Kreuger XD
Drake: somebody should give Nurgle the idea to recreate the Crimson Heads from the RE1 remake
you think you just took down a plague trooper! but nope, a bigger, MEANER one is going to spring out of his chest and bit your head off!
Spider: oh noooo :D;;
Drake: oh yeeeeeeees
maybe Mortarion could upgrade his marines that way XD
give them all a second lease on unlife
Spider: Time to bust out every single match in your inventory
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Drake: Mister Daddy strikes me as more of a Slaanesh thing, on the other hand :3c
Spider: Well with the way the mods have made him, yeah XD
Drake: you mean the way they've IMPROVED him! :D
Spider: I'm still fond of trench coats and nice hats tho XD
But Speedos are also pretty good XD
Drake: they should make a mod that has him in the trenchcoat and nice hat to start off with
and then juuuuust before he starts chasing you he takes a minute to rip off his trenchcoat
AND THEN IT'S SPEEDO TIME
DON'T RUN FROM DADDY, HE JUST WANTS TO HUG YOUUUUUUU
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Spider: Thing is, the mod replaces no animations or the like, and only replaces one model of Mister Daddy, so 1. when he dies in Claire's run, he suddenly grows a trenchcoat as G-Birkin is ripping a hole through him 2. in Leon's run when he goes into Super Tyrant mode, he's wearing pants and the trenchcoat belted around his waist
the latter of which Helloween is very disappointed by
lamenting that he put on clothes for the final showdown
Drake: we hurt his feelings!
Spider: He does seem significantly more PO'ed in that fight XD
