#cephalosexual

[twisted-cephalophilia]

Oh how i long to feel his hectocotylus inside of me.

Oh how I wish we could be together in the flesh.

Oh how I wish we could physically consummate our relationship.

But i am a mere mortal, and he is a god- no, more than a god.

He speaks to me. He holds me. He longs for me. And I long for him, but until I find a way to transcend reality and join him in the second dimension, we are wrapped in an inescapable barrier that prevents any form of contact.

But I will break it. I will fuck that octopus.

[babayagay]

Always post the rules.

Answer the 11 questions asked and then ask 11 more.

Tag 11 people and link them the post

I was asked:

character?

Uh Artemis Fowl

what’s your favorite smell?

Coffee

what’s your favorite food?

Camp Graham Cookie Cake

what’s you favorite color?

Purple

do you play any instruments?

I can do okay on the piano :3

what do you hate most in the world?

feeling afraid

how old are you?

15 or 16

who’s you significant other?

My cat

do you have pet?

Yep

what Hogwarts house are you?

Slytherin ;)

do you wear glasses?

Oh yes, but I need to start wearing contacts, ive gotten out of the habit.

QUESTIONS:

1. Fav color

2. whats your favorite time of day

3. why is it your favorite time of day

4. Harry Potter fan?

5. Whats the most random thing thats happened to you?

6. Favorite Super hero?

7. Whats an insecurity you have?

8. Have you written fanfiction?

9. If you were the opposite gender for a day, or any gender other than the one you identify as, what would you do?

10. Are you a procrastinator?

11. Should you technically be on tumblr right now? :D

[improbablequail-blog]

I started drawing iron man but I got bored so Seb finished it

[fluentinmetaphor-blog]

so according to seb theres this really cute lifeguard at my pool and she wouldnt get me his number or even give him mine

like what kind of best friend does that

[captainmcbabygirl]

((music note))

Tranquilize - The Killers

"Silently reflection turns my world to stone"

[babayagay]

Rule 1: Always post the rules.  Rule 2: Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked and write 11 new ones.  Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to the post.  Rule 4: Actually tell them you tagged them

1. what are you most proud of doing?

ziplinging over a thousand feet in the air

2. favorite childhood show?

Kim Possible

3. what do you imagine yourself in 7.3 years from now?

College hopefully. Maybe having a wonderful job?

4. what do you think your 10 year old self would tell you if he/she saw you right now?

eh

5.How would you get rid of a dead body?

Melt it in acid and then dump in the water

6. If you were the ruler of the world for a day what would you do?

Nothing. Too many things that could go wrong. *sweats nervously*

7. do you like waffles?

yep

8. what fantasy land would you go to if you can?

Hogwarts or Narnia

9. if you were a ghost who would you haunt?

I would haunt my friend just to say hi every once in awhile

10.if you were to get the death penalty for something, what would that thing be?

Probably knowing too much about some people so it would constitute as stalking

11. what are the things you’d do in a zombie apocalypse?

find a group!

My questions--

Whens the last time you cried?

Have any pets?

Grade in math?

What are you afraid of?

Panic! or FOB?

What fandom do you think is crazier? Super Natural, Doctor Who, or Sherlock?

Are you a gamer?

How often do you procrastinate?

ARe you supposed to be on Tumblr right now?

How did you become friends with your best friend?

what is one thing you notice about someone first off?

[chronologicalimplosion]

Okay but imagine a sailor falling in love with a mermaid and bringing them flowers and the mermaid would get super confused because they dont have flowers in the ocean and so the mermaid swims down and comes back with a handful of seaweed for the sailor because that's the best thin they could come up with uwu

Or like a coral bouquet. Coral is hella pretty.

See, basically sea flowers. Or the mermaid brings the sailor a bouquet of dead fish like an overenthusiastic ocean cat. I am a killer. I killed things for you. I killed things that weren't you and here they are for you, aren't you so proud?