Jul 17, 2021
Shep: *is quietly slurping noodles at the observatory with Kasumi and Tali*
Tali, to Kasumi: Oh, look, she’s practicing.
Kasumi: What for?
Tali: Our date tonight.
Shep: *chokes*
#Cerberus?#indoctrination?#nah#the biggest threat to Shepard's war against the Reapers is her girlfriend#and her jokes#ya'll think Tali is the shy one in the relationship?#na-ah#Tali is the biggest tease in all of ME and you can not convince me otherwise#Shep is powerless with her#tali zorah vas normandy#fshali#femshep#mass effect#headcanon in the tags
