#cfaugc

[fratboykate]

CFAU!Clarke: *delighted, on the floor laughing, 100% the one who taught Costia what a Lesbian is*

CFAU!Lexa: *FUCKING MORTIFIED, wondering where the fuck her toddler learned the word Lesbian as she chases Costia around while the kid screams it in public at the top of her lungs*

[fratboykate]

Like 20 minutes ago I was deadass thinking about CFAU and randomly got stuck on that favorite photo Costia has of her and Jake on vacation that Lexa broke which is what led to the whole "her only calling her "Lexa"" thing and then went down a whole spiral of what their other vacations would look like and how thirsty Clarke would ALWAYS be because she'd hardly get to see Lexa in anything but office clothes while they were in New York but then it was like skimpy central on vacation and she was A Fan and ten minutes later I open IG to Miss BAH posting this

I was like...yeah yeah yeah...Clarke would DEF find ways to leave the kids somewhere for ten minutes and drag Lexa behind some palm tree lmao. Clarke would be like "🥵drown for all I care I'm about to go get laid 🥵".

JK SHE'A A GOOD MOTHER. We all know it. She's just also a horny mother. The two don't have to be mutually exclusive.

[fratboykate]

Before I disappear into the ether again, let the record state that this *IS* peak CFAU!Lexa in her 20s. This is the “sitting at home on a calm sunday pouring over case files” look and Clarke never not once complained about it.

[fratboykate]

Look all I’m saying is that CFAU!Clarke 100% jokes about how big her head is every time Lexa tries to convince her to have a new baby. Having a baby that might inherit this BAH is scary af but Lexa always counters that they all end up looking like Clarke anyway so chances are slim. And they all do...except for Jake. Maybe that’s why he caught so many bullets. He was an easy target with that inherited BAH.

[fratboykate]

I’M................this is the most CFAU thing I’ve ever seen outside of CFAU. Suffering. Hard.

[fratboykate]

CfauLexa after leaving a long work meeting sending funny faces pics to her kids because she loves them and miss them so much.

*sigh* i miss your funny comedy story.❤😔

Bahaha I legit saved this photo when I saw it earlier cuz I thought "Lexa would 100% go to a corner where she thought no one was watching during breaks in court and send the kids or Clarke funny pics just to cheer them up if they were having a bad day."

If 45 more people prove to me that they voted. You get your new chapter and don't have to miss it anymore. Only 5/50 have done it. The update has been in y'alls hands for weeks :)

[fratboykate]

In other news... the talented @micserenity has started to draw some fucking amazing art for CFAU. There's more seemingly coming down the line and I'm beyond speechless.

LOOK AT RORO AND COS! LOOK AT THEM. LOOK AT THE CHILDREN.

[fratboykate]

we really starting the day off just fucked right up with that talk of seeing jake in the morgue. thanks ;-;

We love the image of Clarke holding her little cheese grater baby <3. Something like this:

Clarke:

Jake: