#cfautv

[fratboykate]

Okay so I did some scraping. There was an ask where you linked a post that leads to a "Not Found" error. (/post/176134036235/who-are-wila-and-parker) There's also an ask in Feb. 2, 2018 asking for the CFAU names, you answered that you're pretty happy with them and will make a graphic. There were asks in Feb. 4 and 5 in response to "the revelation" so you did post it. Unfortunately, it's no longer on your blog. If that helps.

first of all...legend that you are...second JKDSFHGKSJDFHGSKJDFGH LITERALLY WHERE DID THOSE POSTS GO???? I KNOW THAT I POSTED THEM. I KNOW. IVE NEVER DELETED ANYTHING IN THE ENTIRE TIME IVE BEEN ON TUMBLR is tumblr just randomly eating my posts now THIS IS SO STRANGE AND WILL BUG ME FOREVER i think my best hope is still finding someone who reblogged it it would exist in their blog even if it disappeared in mine

[fratboykate]

cfau girlies i neeeeeeeed your help because i am LOSING MY FUCKING MIND and i think one of you might be the thing that proves that im not fucking crazy. i *know* i made several posts about the actual book version of cfau. names, dream cast, all the shit. i cant find most of them. ive spent hours today going through the ENTIRE cfau tag. yes. from the beginning. all like eight years of the tag. thats how crazy this is driving me. but they're nowhere to be fucking found. im not talking about this post or this post. the only reason i know im not entirely batshit insane is because 1) i literally have the photoshop files of the graphics in my computer i can see them i know i made them and 2) i posted this...if i referenced that random image is because i *knowwwwwww* i posted the entire graphic. i just know it in my bones.

so...my question is...to all of you who have reblogged all the cfau shit over the years...who has it? they're on tumblr. i fucking know. im certain of it. i just dont now why my blog swallowed them whole because ive never deleted a post in my entire time on tumblr. i know there's more than one missing cfautv post but im specifically looking for the one that has all the graphics i posted in the last ask i linked.

it was these four images (and maybe that amazing cover one of you made too???) and i went into a whole thing about the characters:

[fratboykate]

Miss Lizzie is really be feeding us well. iv1(.)lisimg(.)com/image/25240715/740full-elizabeth-olsen(.)jpg But also kudos to the stylist too. I'm sure Parker would be very appreciative of this Wila too. ;P

They have a thing at the gallery and she gets home and Parker is in the nursery changing Jake.

"I bought you a thing to wear. It's on the bed."

Wila walks into the nursery holding the thing.

"Where's the rest of it?"

And Paker is like "??????"

"The rest of what?"

"You gave me pants and a blazer? Where's the shirt?"

"There isn't one."

And Wila is like "??????????thatsanofrommedawg????????????"

You know Wila puts that shit on and Parker walks in and it IMMEDIATELY comes off lmao. They're absolutely late to the event.

[fratboykate]

Was that anon really thirting after our son Aden? Lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. I feel like almost any of the CFAU kids is acceptable to thirst after except Aden. For some reason he's the only one I feel is off limits. He's THE BABY OF THE FAMILY. Hands off him heathens. I don't remember your dream casting for all of them at this point but I remember thinking your dream casting for Aden was perfect. For some reason he did look like a perfect mix of the two of them.

People have thirsted after Costia more than once and while I'll perpetually be 🔪💀🔪 about it at the same time even the gays have the "I can fix them" gene so...I get it. Also, who doesn't love a musician? I see the appeal.

People have also thirsted after Nana. Again. Smart, emotionally intelligent, dependable, rock of the fam...I DONT LIKE IT...but can also see the appeal on paper.

A couple people said Jake could've gotten it if he didn't become a collander when I posted what I thought he would've looked like as a grown up cuz y'all don't even respect the dead.

...BUT ADEN? BABYYYYY. NO. HANDS OFF. He's forever my streaker fat son in my head. I will keep him and his little pot belly away from you demons.

As far as my approximation of what I think he would look like as our big soft, silly boy who lives to honor his momma and just loves to show his love for people through his food (AND THAT WE'RE NOT GOING TO THIRST AFTER...)

[fratboykate]

It always confuses me at first when I see Wila or Parker and then I go "OH OH right" haha.

DUDE, I had to triple, quadruple, quintuple check before I posted this that there were no stray "Wila" or "Parker" in this chapter because I kept finding stray ones even after I was sure I had "Find + Replace" all of them. That means every time I kept going back to make more changes I would subconsciously still write "Wila" or "Parker". That's just who they are to me. MY BABIES.

Legit when I sat down and properly read the first draft a solid like 45% of the draft was "Wila" and "Paker" and I was like....."oh fuck this is gonna be a problem" lol and it did, in fact, become a problem. I wouldn't be shocked if one or two made it in there tbh. If you find one LET ME KNOW kjsdhfgjkdfg

[fratboykate]

Bitch! "Ace" as in the best!!! XD

You scared me there for a second. Our girl has a VERY HEALTHY sex drive lol

[fratboykate]

Yes yes, that's what I mean... Willa being the short one, short spunky Ace!Attorney with a giant chip on her shoulder... oh! And here is the best selling point, just for you, a shorter distance between the head of collander!Jake and his mom means she gets THAT much brain matter on her face, and oh please don't deny that you would live for the increased trauma that poor Willa would suffer by tasting her child's brain xD

Wila isn't Ace? What? Jfksjfkwjfjwjdjd Have you seen the amount of sex those two have???

Also LMAOOO to Collander!Jake. Leave my dead son alone. Only I can make fun of him.

[fratboykate]

Ok, so after seeing your CFAU post with Florence and Hailee as Willa and Parker, I had to go check their heights and I definitely think a shorter Willa would be fun, bc that woman already has a temper and a reduced package means a whole lot more spice xD

So you mean Florence as Wila and Hailee as Parker? Cuz she’s 5’4 and Hailee is 5’8.