#cgth weirdness

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I tried to have Cardi stammer out V's name. It ended up looking more like he abruptly transformed into a shy weeaboo and closed his eyes mid-conversation 🤦‍♀️

V-V

ffs

He'll be calling V 👁👄👁 next

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My brain: *cannot comprehend Cardi without his makeup on*

Me: Wow, I should have Cardi bare-faced for most of my story

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...So I got distracted while reviewing that one chapter of my fic.

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First, I took Cardi's white eye. Then, I took away his moustache and side-burns. Now, I have taken his thighs.

Next, I shall take his head. Slowly. In my mouth.

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Me back in August, struggling to resist the urge to kill off Cardi: Noooo, it wouldn't be narratively satisfying to kill him off here... Stop! Do not give into the temptation!! Resist!!!

My readers this February: omg I hope he's dead

My work has found its perfect audience.

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Since Cardi Goes to Hell is on hiatus again, I thought I'd share a spoiler-free snippet from my Other Characters' POV notes for fun. 🎈

This bit's from V's POV during He'll See Your Face in Hell while Cardi's throwing his pity party in his office.

Oh, it’s dinner time

😖 Scared

Everyone’s here except for Cardi

Cardi, where are you

We are all waiting for you, Cardi

Cardi

Psaltarians, why are you looking at each other like that

Mother, why do you sigh

Father, why do you roll your eyes

Satan, why is the food being served

My brother is not here yet

…

…

I am no longer hungry

Am sad

Do not float after me, mother, I wish to be alone

Why does my brother not want me

*cries emo-ly for hours*

BOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I AM SO SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDD

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Hskdkebdkfjkxnwojfke I went to go read some bedtime fanfiction and the first thing I see is

(For context: “Asshole” is Papa Nihil.)

“WTF was I reading??? …Wait. Shit, this is mine 🫣”