diteftw
“Bottoms up!” Rex shouted, skipping - yes, skipping - through the hotel lobby and lightly smacking an anonymous blonde’s bottom as he went. And, as if that wasn’t bad enough, he skipped through again in the other direction, this time singing, “Heads up!” as he planted a quick, sloppy kiss on her lips. It wasn’t until he pulled back and went to skip away again that he realised the anonymous blonde wasn’t that anonymous at all, but actually went to his school. “Shit, sorry.” he stumbled, cursing himself for acting on drunk impulse as he so often did. Usually, it was himself that he’d end up injuring or embarrassing but trust Rex, the one time he does something more than just annoying, but verging on totally unacceptable, to pick the scariest person possible, “I’m just gunna... go...” he stuttered, slowly starting to back away.