#cha ching!

[heavenlystupid]

hi guys im not dead btw

[caswlw]

Did you hear that Misha spends 30k just to reply to our texts?!

man’s has bank!

[prophecyoffink]

i’m lurking again

[hotmoxie]

There is no song on the face of the planet that hypes me up more than The Man by The Killers. I’ve listened to it so many times now.

[heavenlystupid]

guys TRUST me im working on my au design! i just keep getting distracted 🤑🤑

[ptsdcourier]

i s2g i just willed the latest steam sale into existence… every time ive been getting those emails from steam “an item on your wishlist is one sale” ive been crossing my fingers please be arkham knight please be arkham knight and now! arkham knight is on sale! and now in my steam library

[quinnhayden]

Pure Fluff - Team Cap Vs Team Ironman but instead of fighting over the accords (because that breaks my heart too much) there battling over Pokemon Go and Tony can't stand it that Steve - STEVE of all people is beating him so they start sabotaging the other team to see who is the ultimate pokemon master

The second their phones vibrate, Quinn screeches, “That Evee is mine!” Then she darts ahead, shouting, “I’m one Evee away from evolving! You’re not taking this one from me, Rogers!” Sam knows that Quinn has this one because once she puts on the super speed, not even Steve can keep up. When they’re out running, Quinn’s usually the one to get the best pokemon.

When Sam does catch up with the both of them, Quinn’s shaking her hips in a victory dance and waving her phone around in a fuming Steve’s face, singing, “I got a Jolteon. I got a Jolteon.” Steve’s even saltier because this means that Quinn has all three evolutions of an Evee now.

Sam sighs and catches a nearby Pidgey so he can get some candy and level up his Pidgeot. Freaking super soldiers cheating and using their enhanced abilities to up everyone else around.

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It’s honestly a close match between Steve and Quinn with who’s got the strongest pokemon and when Tony finds out, he’s so devastated and salty about it that he actually puts a pokemon radar in the suit. He actually builds an extension with the suit so he can catch pokemon.

Sam thought that the super soldiers cheated but that’s honestly a new low and Steve and Quinn get even saltier about it than anyone else (probably because after he does it, Tony catches up to them real quick). Tony also gives Rhodey an upgrade which is so unfair. Everyone Sam knows is a dirty cheater.

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T'Challa visits and when Bucky finds out that T'Challa’s playing the game (because the dude literally blackflips over people to catch a pokemon), Bucky’s competitive nature won’t let him pass it up. So, not only does Sam have to compete with two dudes in armor, but now he’s got to worry about Mister Metal Arm that could crush Sam’s phone to keep him from getting a pokemon if he wanted to.

Clint’s on about the same page as Sam is, which is that he can’t really keep up with the super-powered people. He’s man enough to admit that he’s way too scared to really see about how Natasha’s doing. Wanda spends all her hours of the day out and about the city, trying to find psychic-type pokemon. Vision’s gone with her and he’s probably helping her cheat by reading minds or whatever to see who’s found the best pokemon. Thor, whenever he’s on the planet, somehow always ends up finding Pikachu’s and when he catches enough Evee’s to evolve, it always end up being a Jolteon.

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Obviously, since the Avengers base is a famous spot (in probably the whole world), it’s got a gym. The gym never really stays one particular team color more than a day…

…until there’s a fucking Gyarados guarding the gym and by Steve and Quinn’s cursing, Tony’s screams, and anyone else’s varying sounds of dismay, the only suspect for having that badass is either Bucky, Natasha, or T'Challa and Sam really doesn’t even bother anymore.

[darkwingedcryptic]

I need my new debit card to show up soon because I got paid yesterday and i have a check from babysitting and there are books and clothes to buy omg  who thought giving me money was an excellent idea.