#chad 2

[overheard-at-samwell]

Chad 2: My powers have doubled since the last time we met.

Lardo: 2 x 0 is still 0.

[overheard-at-samwell]

[at Jerry's]

Chad 2: Give me a slice of pizza, no cheese, no sauce, gluten-free crust. Do you have a protein boost?

Waiter: Are you sure you don't want a glass of diet air with that?

Chad 2: Is that supposed to be some kind of joke?

Waiter: You got me. We only have full calorie air.

[overheard-at-samwell]

Chad 2: I won't have my honor questioned by you.

Lardo: I'm not questioning your honor. I'm denying its existence.

[overheard-at-samwell]

Chad 2: [staring into space, looking intelligent]

Chad B: Hey, what are you thinking about?

Chad 2: ...Are hot dogs sandwiches, bro?

[overheard-at-samwell]

Chad R: The hockey team is heterophobic.

Chad 2: Elaborate...?

Chad R: I'm straight and they're inconveniencing me.

[overheard-at-samwell]

Chad 2: Chad H is mad at me and I'm not clear why.

Reggie: Okay, were you talking before he got upset?

Chad 2: Yes.

Reggie: That's probably it.

[overheard-at-samwell]

Chad H: This, right here, this is the reason why you have a reputation as a pain in the ass.

Chad 2: I’ve cultivated that reputation.

[overheard-at-samwell]

The better you dress, the worse you can behave!

Chad 2′s rallying cry