Mar 7, 2017
Chad 2: My powers have doubled since the last time we met.
Lardo: 2 x 0 is still 0.
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Chad 2: My powers have doubled since the last time we met.
Lardo: 2 x 0 is still 0.
[at Jerry's]
Chad 2: Give me a slice of pizza, no cheese, no sauce, gluten-free crust. Do you have a protein boost?
Waiter: Are you sure you don't want a glass of diet air with that?
Chad 2: Is that supposed to be some kind of joke?
Waiter: You got me. We only have full calorie air.
Chad C: Alright, little man. How 'bout you tell me where you're getting your juice?
Chowder: What?
Chad C: Where. Are. You. Getting. Your. Juice?
Chowder: [looking around for an answer] Bitty does all the grocery shopping.
Chad 2: I won't have my honor questioned by you.
Lardo: I'm not questioning your honor. I'm denying its existence.
Rick: Self care is drinking lots of water and staying moisturized.
Chad R: Self care is drinking 20 gallons of Red Bull and punching a hockey nerd in the mouth.
Rick: No?
Chad 2: [staring into space, looking intelligent]
Chad B: Hey, what are you thinking about?
Chad 2: ...Are hot dogs sandwiches, bro?
Chad W: Hold on. Just to clarify: since this morning, you've eaten all the snacks?
Chad F: Yes, I ate all the snacks, because I have no self-control and I hate myself.
Chad R: The hockey team is heterophobic.
Chad 2: Elaborate...?
Chad R: I'm straight and they're inconveniencing me.