#chad l

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NurseyDex AU where Dex has 1) been gay the whole time and has known it and 2) had regular sex with Chad L in high school because they're from the same place (this is how Dex knew about Samwell being a Safe College Option).

Also 3) Nursey hooked up with Chad L once and it was after the taddy tour and when he tells Dex, he thinks he's pissed bc it was a Lax Bro.

Dex is pissed bc he fucked Dex's first boyfriend and "CHAD DESERVES BETTER THAN A HOOK UP NURSEY!"

Chad L has fucked almost 10 SMH members* by the time he graduates

*NOT counting Dex

[zimms]

dsjkhdjhsdsd chad l can’t even understand bitty and he speaks like that

[dilfpridemonth]

[samwellconfessions]

Chad L and Shitty should kiss and make up... and let us watch...

here at samwell confessions we love a little voyeur moment 🤤🤤

click here to submit a confession!

[bellagerantalii]

Chad L: A Translation

So my friends asked me to put my heart-of-LAX-country Maryland upbringing to good use and translate Chad L’s dialogue from OMGCP 4.6.

Here’s the original dialogue: “Five on the beef. Brush the fuckin’ NARP goss and nip ched all season, bro. Ripped.” 

Here’s my rough translation: “Pause the feud for a sec. Don’t listen to the non-athletic regular person gossip and continue getting the D all season [this could be referring to Bitty and Jack’s relationship or to SMH having a winning season], bro.”

And a more polished version: “Real talk, all beef aside. Screw the haters who think what you do is easy and frivolous and keeping winning on the ice and sleeping with your hot bf, bro. You are/it is awesome/badass.”

Some notes:

NARP: Non-athletic regular person

Nip Ched: I think this can have two meanings. Someone who ‘nips ched’ can be someone who slays or dominates on the field (or ice, in this case), but I think it can also refer to someone who sleeps with or dates hot girls. If someone does both, it’s the epitome of LAX cool. Well, they probably need to have flow and lettuce, too, but still. 

Basically, Chad L is expressing mad respect for Bitty using what’s usually no-homo bro code. And I think that’s beautiful. 

Thanks to all the LAX players who tried to cheat off my tests in middle and high school, and to my brother, a varsity LAX goalie. Little did I know that his speeches about “Broseidon, King of the Brocean” would come in handy one day. Love you, kid. 

[ricekrispyjoints]

i can’t wait til fic writers get ahold of Chad L and just start incorporating untranslatable and incomprehensible Lax Bro SpeakTM to their readers’ bemused bewilderment

[transwicky]

My new fave problematic rare pair:

Chad L/Tango

I regret nothing

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27 and whiskey/kyle (make out lax bro)/tango/chad l?? (if you did this it would be so amazing but no pressure also have a good day ok byeee :))

well OBVIOUSLY I'm gonna do that

27) The Kids Aren't Alright by Fall Out Boy

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It wasn’t something they really talked about. Chad was a senior now, after all, and he would be leaving soon.

Tony always wanted to talk about it, make plans to meet up and all, but whenever he tried to ask, Conner would frown, and Kyle would say nah, we got time, Tony.

Chad only found out about Tony’s attempts because Denice slammed the door open to his bedroom in the Lax House, and crossed her arms.

“Uh… Hi?” He said, raising an eyebrow as he laid in bed, in nothing but boxers and binder. “I think you could’ve knocked so I could-”

“I got the same parts.” She said flatly.

“And maybe that’s the issue for me.” Chad complained, and she faltered, before sighing.

“Sorry.” She said, “But we have a problem.”

“What kind of problem?” He asked, sitting up. The junior sighed, but sat on the edge of his bed.

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