Chaeya with their partner who has insomnia (yes this is self indulgent)
♡ 。 pairings : CHAEYA (Childe x Kaeya) x INSOMNIAC!READER
♡ 。 fic content/warnings : hc-style format, poly relationship heavily implied, skinship? (on Kaeya’s end), but other than that, you’re good to read!
♡ 。 word count : 782
Anything for my beloved older sibling ( ◜‿◝ )♡
See now, I’d personally like to believe that Childe nor Kaeya exactly have the best sleep schedules either. On the hand of Childe, he’ll sometimes go to bed extra late—sometimes too late—and still have to wake up extra early to get things done, even on his days off. Most nights, he doesn’t even get sleep, and his subordinates/coworkers have to deal with an even more aggressive and battle-hungry maniac than what they’re normally used to.
On Kaeya’s hand, he either goes to bed really late, or ends up knocking out pretty early (nine times out of ten; it’s when alcohol is in his system. The other one time is when he’s genuinely beaten for the day). That said, he either wakes up earlier than most, or sleeps an hour longer than he usually would.
So we don’t exactly have ourselves the best sleepers here, either.
They’ve both dealt with their fair share of insomnia before, yes... but to take care of another person who deals with it – while the idea is quite foreign, it doesn’t hinder them.
Both boys are pretty firm when it comes to your health, each in their own ways.
They don’t try and force you into sleeping right away… And it’s not like they’re enabling your sleeping habits—because your health is their priority! They just make the insomnia a little more bearable to deal with.
Take Childe, for instance. He knows what it’s like to be tired yet unable to sleep, having tossed and turned countless nights with adrenaline still coursing through his body. So he’s more than willing to stay awake with you, talking your ears off in a soft voice unfamiliar to anyone who isn’t you, Kaeya, or his little siblings. That same voice messed with your brain in all the right ways…
He's genuinely the type of guy to get you a glass of warm milk first, then tucks you in a snug as he can, ensuring your utmost comfort and warmth while you’re in bed. He takes the easier routes to getting you to fall asleep, first. Counting sheep included.
When all of that fails, he lays next to you (or holds you — whatever you prefer) and starts talking about random things. From the events of his day to his plans for the future… He could talk all night, if you let him.
Childe nuzzles your neck, his soft breath ghosting your ear and jawline as he sighs softly against your skin. It’s that type of closeness that warms you up just right; the combination of his voice and proximity lulling you half-asleep effortlessly. If you didn’t know any better, which you did, you’d think he did everything deliberately, like he knew just what you needed to calm down.
Kaeya is more wordless with his tries get you to sleep. Wherein Childe uses his voice and body to lull you, Kaeya’s all about the proximity and touches as a manipulation tactic against your mind.
He'll hold you from behind, with either your chest pressed firmly against his back, or with you curled into him, and let his scent engulf your senses. He knows exactly what makes you feel at home, what makes you feel safe… because, firstly, you can’t exactly sleep well if you’re not safe and comfortable, right? Kaeya knows this all too well.
He'll use cool hands to rub your sides or back, fingertips dancing along your skin making you shiver as a gentle kiss is pressed to the crown of your head. Most of the time, on nights where the insomnia is really bad, he’ll hum gently, right against your ear as a last resort of nothing else works.
When both boys are on you? You’re done for.
Because Kaeya’s gentle lulling mixed with Childe’s more forward approaches in getting you to fall asleep do it almost every time. You’ll be sandwiched between them, Childe murmuring about his day in that voice, and Kaeya humming along or responding accordingly, while you lay there at just the right temperature between them, listening to them softly converse, feeling the vibrations of Kaeya’s chuckle…
You’re gone before you know it.
Not every night of restlessness is the same, though. Just tell them what you need that night — be it gentle soothing, or a firmer approach that ensures you’ll be asleep by the third hour of the morning — and they shall deliver. Your boys love you, and they love knowing that they can make you feel safe enough for your brain to shut off even when it’s beg difficult.
mmMMM GAL, your chaeya somno post has got me craving those dom mean boys in a threesome- i- *fans face*
you’re mine
kaeya x gn!reader x childe (NSFW)
7.3k words • ~ 30 min. read
summary: childe comes home to you and kaeya after a three week trip from liyue with a lot of pent up frustration.
warnings: sexual harassment, mention of blood, drugging(?), dubcon(?), somnophilia, overstimulation
notes: finally, the chaeya threesome fic to celebrate me coming back!! this is a bit of a slower pace than usual but i hope this is enough to feed you after i was gone for so long (including some other, older drafts that will be posted over time too!) hope you enjoy and thank you SO MUCH for waiting, i’m so sorry it was a long wait :( <3
SPENDING MORNINGS WITH CHILDE AND KAEYA was part of a frequent routine that the three of you cherished very dearly. With the two boys working from sunrise to sunset almost every day, it was unfortunately rare for you to spend much time with each other. Especially when Kaeya might decide to go out to the tavern to seek intel on certain nights, or when Childe would happen to be stationed in Liyue for days at a time, you would often find yourself going to your large shared bed completely alone.
Still, in the mornings, you usually found yourself cuddled between the two very sleepy men, their toned arms wrapped around you, and subsequently around each other, as if they made it their job to protect you even when the three of you were asleep. It was nothing short of thoughtful and sweet, of course, but the little shared time you had didn’t end there, thankfully.
With such little opportunities to be together all at once, the three of you agreed to put aside these early morning hours to have breakfast with each other every day. Both Kaeya and Childe appreciated the good start to their long days, the shared laughter and affection first thing in the morning motivating them to push through the tiring hours. So it became routine to stop by Good Hunter just when Sara was preparing to open, when the sky was painted with the warmth of dawn, and sunlight was giving Mondstadt a morning kiss. Likewise, this morning you sat close to Kaeya, sleepily snuggling his arm and happily receiving morning kisses on the cheek while Childe put in today’s breakfast order.
Everything was going smoothly as it usually would any other morning. Yet a certain tinge of gloom waved over the three of you as Childe sank into his seat with a sigh, straightening the collar of his brown undershirt and folding his sleeves up to his elbow. He looked so normal like this, stripped of his usual grey jacket since the warm spring air of Mondstadt was a little too warm today, and it made your chest ache to know that this would be the last breakfast you share with him for a while. It was typical for him to be gone for a whole day or two at a time, but this time, duty called for an extensive stay in Liyue - a whole three weeks away from you and Kaeya.
“Quit the pouting, you two,” he flashed a sympathetic grin as you slumped on Kaeya’s shoulder, hoping to lighten the mood. “I know you’ll miss me, but I’ll be back before you know it.”
“Three weeks,” you whined, exaggerating your tone, “You’re leaving me with this brat for three weeks!”
“Seems like you’re not too upset about that, judging by how comfortable you are cuddling with my arm instead of his when he’s the one who’s leaving,” Kaeya teased. You scoffed at this, dramatically lifting yourself off of his arm and scooting your chair closer to Childe’s, who happily welcomed you to cuddle his arm instead. As Childe planted kisses on the crown of your head, Kaeya simply crossed his arms with a fake pout, silently wishing he could cuddle Childe’s arm too.
“Oh come here, you,” Childe chuckled at Kaeya’s attitude, “I know that jealous look when I see it. There’s enough of me for the both of you, you know.”
Kaeya quickly gave up the dramatic act and stood up with a content grin, swinging his chair around to Childe’s unoccupied side. He was just about to lean on the ginger’s broad shoulder when the sound of a group of men chatting in the alleyway behind them suddenly alerted Kaeya’s senses. He paused in his seat for a moment, focusing on the approaching steps - heavy boots that would match the heavy voices. It isn’t often that a group of people would be awake and that lively at this hour, he thought. The sun had barely taken its place in the horizon. So who could be walking through Mondstadt’s main street this early in the morning? Surely not the locals… Maybe it’s trouble.
Perhaps he was overthinking it, he concluded. He had been on a streak of overthinking lately, already stressed with his duties as a Knight and adding Childe’s soon-to-be absence on top of that. But he truly couldn’t shake this suspicious feeling out of his mind. He fixed his attention to the men, whose faces were now revealed as they turned the corner towards Good Hunter, taking their seats at the opposite table.
He carefully studied their large statures, noticing the way they took up so much space at the little table and had an aura of entitlement around them. They wore work garments, and judging by the equipment they carried with them, Kaeya would’ve guessed they were construction workers at first glance. He did remember Master Jean mentioning that she would hire people to repair some damages around the city from the Stormterror incident, but that was months ago, and he failed to remember if she had already done it or if she really was this late in completing such a simple task like that. To be fair, Jean had been overworked and stressed as of late, so he wasn’t surprised if the latter was true. The damages weren’t major, after all, so perhaps it had slipped her mind for the past few months.
He especially noticed their eyes were immediately glued to the three of you as soon as they sat down. Kaeya turned to Childe, who seemed to have his guard down by showering you in attention, then back to the men, who had a look of judgement on their faces. They either have a staring problem or they simply don’t know us.
Kaeya tried to recall their names but couldn’t. He didn’t recognize them at all. The lack of information on these men worried him. Maybe they’re from Springvale, his thoughts wandered. They look like Springvale men but some are wearing garments from Liyue…
Thankfully, Sara’s timing drew Kaeya away from worrying any longer as she placed three plates and beverages on the table with a warm smile. “Good morning, Captain,” she flashed a grin at the man, who was now deep in thought as he tried to recall if there was any construction work in Mondstadt that he somehow didn’t hear about. But nothing came to mind as Sara flashed another polite grin at the Harbinger, greeting you at the same time.
“Thank you, Sara,” Kaeya’s suspicions never left his mind as he replied late. Sapphire eyes darted down to his food, snapping back to reality. It wasn’t long after when he looked up momentarily at the men and accidentally caught them staring. There was something off about these men, something that was setting off Kaeya’s internal alarms, something telling him that these men were up to no good.
You were regrettably pulling off cuddling Childe’s shoulder now, dragging your chair to the other side of the table where your meal was since there wasn’t enough space for the three of you to eat directly next to each other. Turning your back on the men irked Kaeya, but he decided to take a deep breath to calm down and just focus on the present moment. Besides, what’s the worst they could do when they were sitting right next to one of Mondstadt’s Favonius Captains and a Fatui Harbinger?
He certainly gave them the benefit of the doubt, he realized, when minutes later, a beat of silence in the casual conversation between the three of you accidentally exposed the hushed muttering among the men.
“An ass like that is out of his league…”
“Which one do you think fucks it better?”
“Definitely the ginger, that blue one looks like he’d rather die.”
“I don’t know, they both look like they’d never be able to satisfy even each other, let alone a fucktoy like that…”
“Remember what we did with those escorts in Liyue? Maybe this pretty thing can be the Mondstadt equivalent…”
That certainly caught Childe’s attention now as he quickly shot a disapproving glare at the group, his usual lighthearted grin completely wiped off his face. “I suggest you watch your words,” he raised his voice loud enough that they would hear him, which interrupted their comments and garnered some eyebrow raises from the offenders. “You never know who’s listening.”
Kaeya, who had been paying attention to them the entire time but didn’t want to intervene just yet, was silently intrigued by the dark expression on Childe’s face and decided to see how the situation would play out.
“Oh yeah? And who are you exactly, peasant boy?” one of the men gestured to Childe’s plain undershirt. The Harbinger simply let out a huff as he cracked his knuckles, lifting himself to his feet.
“I can show you who I am if you’d like,” the corners of his mouth turned up as his pulse quickened, happy to have a warm up this early in the morning. In response, the man stood up as well, clearly towering over Childe in terms of height but that didn’t stop his fingers from twitching, almost aching to throw a punch and put the burly guy in his place.
“You’re picking a fight with the wrong guy,” the tower of a man chuckled, eyeing the scowling ginger as he made another comment. “This skinny boy really thinks he can take me down looking as fragile as a teacup.”
“Do you want to place a bet on that? I’d be happy to knock you off your perch for some Mora, but I’d even do it for free…”
Sensing that Childe was actually serious about this now, and knowing that he didn’t want to get in trouble with Jean over failing to stop a fight in the middle of the street, Kaeya reluctantly intervened. “Childe, that’s enough. I can take care of it from here.”
Childe stood menacingly, a threatening shadow looming over the rest of the group as his body blocked the sunlight. Water droplets trickled around his hand as his mind fiddled with the idea of drawing out a blade and ending a few lives on this street, but the sudden glance to the startled look on your face as well tugged him out of the violent thought. As much as you appreciated the protectiveness of your partners, you had never seen them get this riled up over some comments made by strangers. Perhaps it was because no one ever bothered to mess with the three of you that you never had the opportunity to see this side of the boys.
“Ajax,” Kaeya’s tone, although gentle, was still just as intense as the Harbinger’s as he addressed him by his real name to add more weight into his next words. He stared at the water forming in the Harbinger’s hands dissipating at the mention of his name. “I’ll deal with it. You’ll be late if you escalate this, there’s no need to be so rash for a couple of troublemakers.”
He was right, the time for Childe to leave for Liyue was rapidly approaching. Even if he was certain he could put an end to this situation in less than a minute, Childe knew he would be putting his boyfriend through the consequences of cleaning up after him. So, much to his dismay, he slowly began to back away with a scoff. Annoyance bubbled in Childe’s chest as he picked up his coat that had been sitting in one of the spare seats, the itch for a fight growing stronger as the men continued to make crude comments towards him now instead of you. I’ll take every single insult as long as they’re not saying a single thing about you, he thought. He leaned down to kiss your forehead while he thought about this, another kiss on Kaeya’s cheek following suit, inciting some taunting whistles from the men which he regretfully forced himself to ignore.
With some sweet goodbyes in the midst of the obnoxious laughter behind him, Childe left Mondstadt’s walls soon afterwards, leaving Kaeya and you alone to finish breakfast together. Now feeling uncomfortable having your back turned towards the men, you decided to shift your seat next to the Captain, who allowed you to press yourself close to him for a sense of protection. The thought of you relying on him for comfort could have brought a grin of satisfaction to his face on any other normal day but this was no normal day. In fact, he was pissed off knowing the potential of having a sweet morning with his partners was yanked away by a couple of insignificant men.
The two of you finished your meals in a tense silence as the group continued to talk badly about you, your partners, and your relationship in general. Initially, Kaeya was just going to ignore them for now and deal with them while you weren’t around, but at the same time, he couldn’t just sit and look defenseless. After signalling Sara over to collect the dishes, Kaeya stood up with your hand linked in his, taking a step towards the group to utter his one and only warning.
“It would sure be a shame if your employers caught wind of the fact that you’re verbally harassing citizens, wouldn’t it?”
“What, are you going to run and tell the Knights of Favonius? As if they would believe a scrawny dog like you.”
Implying that we are their employers... This must be who Jean hired to repair those damages, Kaeya finally put the pieces together, letting out a soft laugh under his breath.
“Actually, you’re talking to one of their Captains,” Kaeya leaned in with a tilt of his head, cocky and confident as he watched some eyes widen at his reveal. “I’ll remind you again — you never know who’s listening...”
The group exchanged looks of doubt. “You? A Captain? Even if you were one, the Knights were the ones who said they needed us urgently. You can’t get rid of us over some little banter when your city needs infrastructure repairs—”
“I can name several people off the top of my head that could do your job without being a nuisance,” Kaeya slightly lied; he didn’t know anybody specifically but he was more than capable of finding people if needed because of his wide network of informants. “And as much as I’d like to stay and ‘banter’ with you, I must report to the headquarters to remind Master Jean that we won’t have any repairs being done today.”
“Wait—”
“I hope you have pleasant day,” Kaeya covered his insincerity with a faux grin, stepping away and almost dragging you along with him as he started to walk you back home.
“Kaeya,” you managed to finally have a word with him when he dropped you off at your doorstep. “You know, you don’t have to get them fired over something like that, it really wasn’t a big deal. They’re just rude strangers.”
“Love,” he looked into your eyes fondly, inching his face close to yours as he settled his hands on your shoulders. “It might not be a big deal to you, but I’m not going to let anyone disrespect you or us like that without any consequences.”
You sighed to that, appreciating how protective he was over your relationship but still worried that he would take things too far, just like how Childe almost attempted murder out in a public road.
“Don’t worry, sweetheart,” he leaned down to press a kiss on your forehead and soothe that worried look on your face. “I know Childe was a little startling back there, but all I’m going to do is tell Jean about what they said. Anything that happens after that would be out of my control.”
It had been weeks since Childe left Mondstadt. Technically since he was barely at home anyway due to his job, life at home wasn’t much different than usual, aside from the fact that you spent much more alone time with the Cavalry Captain over the past few weeks which you didn’t complain about. Fortunately, tonight was the night Childe was meant to return from Liyue, and as promised before he left in the first place, you had all agreed to meet at Angel’s Share together for drinks. Kaeya even made sure to reserve a table in the corner of the second floor a few days in advance, away from most of the commotion downstairs on lively weekend nights like this.
You arrived a little early, but you found out that it wasn’t too early since Kaeya was already there waiting for you at the corner table. A bottle of wine along with three glasses were already on the table as well as some bar food that the three of you could enjoy snacking on together before actually eating dinner later that night. Kaeya waved you over to the corner, drinking in the way your face lit up when your eyes met. He could never get tired of seeing your face light up like that.
“You sure are early,” you sat at the bench across from him, adjusting your clothes for comfort. “You didn’t sneak in a drink before I came along, did you?”
“As much as I would’ve loved to, I just got off work only a few minutes ago. I guess I was a little excited to see you, sweetheart.”
“Wow, you’re not tired of seeing me after three weeks of being alone together? You really are in love with me,” you jested, batting your eyelashes with a teasing pout.
“Who said I wasn’t madly in love with you, darling? Especially with that stunt you pulled this morning, hell, I could fall in love with you even more if you did that every morning.”
You knew he was slightly exaggerating, but you bit your lip with a soft giggle as you recalled what you had done for him that morning. Kaeya had gotten aroused in his sleep, and when you ended up waking up earlier than him, just as aroused as him, you decided to help him take care of it by crawling between his legs and sucking him dry until he eventually woke up. It wasn’t your first time doing something like that while one of your boyfriends were sleeping, but it was the first time he stayed asleep the entire time, probably from how drunk he was the night prior. He could’ve been awake the entire time judging by the occasional gentle bucking of his hips into your mouth, or maybe he was just having a very vivid, interactive dream. Either way, what a way to pull a stunt indeed.
Pushing the erotic thoughts aside, the wordless sexual tension between you two was quickly popped when Kaeya’s blushing smile turned into an annoyed scowl. At first you thought you had done something wrong until you heard it — a couple of familiar voices behind you that made your eyes widen. You turned around to see the source, the same group of men that had harassed you and your partners there weeks ago at Good Hunter.
“Isn’t that—”
“Yeah, that’s the Knight who got us fired…!”
“And his pretty little pet too,” one chimed in with a teasing wave, as if he were ogling you like you were an animal. “Where’s the ginger one, little bunny? I still have to punch his face in since I can’t mess with your Captain, evidently.”
“Wait,” you quickly turned back to Kaeya, ignoring the objectification. “You got them fired?”
“He sure did. We lost our jobs because someone couldn’t just take a joke. Fucking prick.”
“Well, well,” Kaeya seemed unamused as he ignored you both, his cold stare pointed behind you. “If you’re looking for the Harbinger, look no further…”
“Harbinger?!”
“Long time no see!” you turned around once more to see Childe smiling eagerly at the men, but the state he was in elicited gasps from everyone except Kaeya, who just licked his lips coyly at the sight. Childe’s Fatui uniform was stained with undoubtedly fresh blood, some of it splattering up his neck and across his pale freckled face.
“I have plenty of time to take care of our unfinished business from a few weeks ago if you’re still itching for a fight. I know I am,” a dark laugh followed suit as he summoned one hydro blade with no hesitation this time, relishing in the expression on the group’s faces as they stared at the blade, how its sharp edge managed to glimmer in the tavern’s dim light.
Like a predator eyeing his prey, his eyes were no short of crazed, the shine in them completely gone as he managed to flash a toothy grin and wave at the men to snap them out of their staring, who now ogled his messy, bloody hands. It was easy to tell that it wasn’t his, based on the lack of any cuts or bruises on his bare skin. Seeing this sight alone as well as learning that one of Snezhnaya’s Harbingers was in their midst, the men quickly stood up and excused themselves, shuffling down the stairs and finally out the tavern without another word.
“Now that that’s finally taken care of,” Childe waved away the blade, the hydro droplets disappearing into thin air as he shook his dirtied coat off and set it on the bench seat next to you. “How are my darlings doing?”
Both you and Kaeya eagerly stood up almost at the same time, immediately wrapping arms around Childe and burying your heads into his body — your face in his chest, close enough to hear his pulse quickening for you, and Kaeya’s cheek resting in the nook of Childe’s neck, peppering small kisses on the clean parts of his skin. Childe laughed at the overwhelming welcome home, finally happy to be in your presence again as he wrapped his arms around you and pressed a few kisses on the crown of your head.
“We’ve missed you dearly, Ajax,” Kaeya’s hands slowly travelled down the Harbinger’s waist as he gently tugged him away from you, silently wanting his attention. Childe made sure to wipe some blood off his face before he planted a kiss on your lips, letting you sit back down as he turned to fully wrap his arms around the Captain, giving him the attention he wanted. Kaeya chuckled at your pouty face as Childe’s back was turned to you, which made you stick your tongue out at him for stealing Childe away from you. But the teasing was interrupted by Childe nudging his nose on Kaeya’s cheek to get him to kiss him, which worked.
The rest of the evening was mostly problem free. It was clear that the two were still a little bit annoyed about seeing that group of men again but it was not a big enough problem to bring up in conversation, so the most you noticed was an occasional scowl in either of their faces when they thought no one was looking at them. You only stayed at the tavern for a drink or two until the bottle of dandelion wine was emptied before heading back home for dinner. Childe expressed that he was exhausted from the journey home after all, and because of the alcohol, you were starting to feel a little sleepy too.
Kaeya, with his high alcohol tolerance, had no problem offering to cook a simple steak dinner tonight, which is the first thing he started to prepare once the three of you returned home. Childe immediately went to take a bath and wash off the blood on his clothes (which you learned was from a couple of hilichurls on the last few miles back home — nothing too serious) while you stayed in the kitchen to offer Kaeya a helping hand. But despite your willingness to help prepare dinner, Kaeya kept refusing.
“Just lay down and relax, love. I’ll wake you up when it’s time to eat.”
“But I wanna help…” you whined, resting your cheek on his back. “I wanna be around you…”
“Alright, sweetheart,” Kaeya turned away from the cutting board to place his hands on your waist and pull you close to his chest. “You can help me by taking a nap so you can stay awake later when the real fun begins.”
“Fun?”
“Yeah,” a hand that travelled down to your ass and squeezed had different implications than his casual tone. “Fun.”
You giggled at this, humming as if you were thinking about his offer but you already knew what you wanted. “Do I really have to be awake for that though? You weren’t awake this morning when we had fun…”
“You make a good point,” his eyebrows raised as he was amused by the idea of giving you a taste of your own medicine. “Maybe you don’t have to be awake.”
You pressed your lips into a naughty grin, pushing yourself against his chest a little more as you felt the arousal tingle in your core. There was an attempt to kiss his exposed collarbones, but he pulled away just before your lips touched his skin, making you whine in desperation.
“Nap and dinner first, love.”
“Fine…”
It felt like it had been hours after you woke up the first time by Kaeya gently rocking you awake. “Dinner’s ready, sweetheart.”
A wordless complaint in the form of a drawn out whine and a tug of the covers over your head was enough for Kaeya to get the message that you didn’t want to wake up, but he insisted. “You haven’t eaten since lunchtime, darling. Come now, let’s eat together.”
“I don’t wanna…” you groaned from underneath the sheets, which Kaeya sighed to. “Just eat without me.”
“Alright, darling. Could you at least drink some water for me? So you won’t be dehydrated?”
“Okay,” you smiled in the darkness of the blankets, feeling your heart swell at how sweet Kaeya was being tonight. He left the room and came back with a glass of water, which you quickly drank in front of him. There was something a little off about the taste of the water, but that didn’t bother you, especially since you were already out like a light before you could even process what you drank.
“Good job, my love,” Kaeya chuckled at how easily you drank the solution of sleeping powder and water with no hesitation. He was glad that the first little dose he secretly snuck into your wine earlier that night was working how he wanted, and based on that, he knew when he could expect you to wake up again using this much heavier dose. With another dubious chuckle, he muttered, “I’ll see you later,” to the silence before walking out the bedroom door to enjoy his dinner with Ajax.
“[Y/N] is still asleep,” Childe checked by shaking you vigorously. He was already in on the plan by the time Kaeya stepped out of the bathroom, freshened up from his warm shower with nothing but a towel wrapped off his hips to cover him up.
“Probably will be for another fifteen minutes or so,” Kaeya pressed his hips against Childe’s ass, running his hands along the latter’s waist like earlier that evening. They both ran their eyes down your body, which was now exposed from Childe pulling the blankets off of you to test if you would wake up.
You looked so peaceful in your sleep, your chest slowly rising and falling from your slow breathing, making you look like an innocent lamb laying in a field. But an innocent lamb in the eyes of two wolves was nowhere close to peaceful, in fact, the two were practically drooling with hungry lust as their eyes simultaneously trailed down to your leg that was already hiked up, exposing the space between your legs despite it still being clothed.
Childe was the first one to change that. He effortlessly pushed you on your back, knowing you wouldn’t wake up, then almost ripped off your pants at how eager he was to see you fully exposed for him. Kaeya followed suit, pulling your shirt over your head, amused as your arms dropped down lifelessly when he finally tugged it off. Their blue eyes soaked every single inch of your precious body, making them more aroused by the second, especially as they both watched Childe push your legs apart to reveal your hole.
“Fuck, I missed this so much,” Childe muttered breathlessly, his stare fixated on you, making the tent in his pants stiffer. Three weeks without you was almost unbearable for him, especially since he wasn’t able to fully satisfy himself like you could. His hand didn’t feel the same way your tight little hole did. His spit on his fingers wasn’t the same feeling as your lips wrapped around his length.
“Did you miss this too?” Kaeya tugged on the tucked towel to let it fall to the floor, revealing his already hardened cock sprung up, flushed at the tip and aching to be touched. Childe’s cock twitched at the sight of Kaeya crawling to the space next to you, lifting his own knees up to match the way you were positioned. Now there were two lambs ready for one very hungry wolf.
“Well? What are you waiting for?”
Without a second to waste, Childe immediately reached over to Kaeya’s cock and began to eagerly pump it, eliciting a satisfied moan from the Captain. Each stroke was slow and gentle, purposely keeping Kaeya internally begging for more. At the same time, he shifted himself to duck his head and press his tongue against your hole, grinning, knowing that you couldn’t teasingly close your legs around his head like you usually did. And since he didn't have to pin your legs down, his free hand travelled to your hole instead, already dipping a finger in and loving the way you already clamped around his long digit.
Kaeya had been watching Childe lick and suck your sex like a starved animal through hazy eyes the entire time and in a way, he was getting a little jealous. The way Childe switched between fucking you open with his tongue and fingering your delicious hole, adding one more finger over time while never picking up the pace on Kaeya’s cock was driving Kaeya mad. It had not even been a few minutes and Kaeya was already bucking into the ginger’s hands and whining.
“Ajax…” he stared at Childe’s lustful eyes when he caught his attention. “My turn, please?”
Childe squeezed the base of Kaeya’s cock at this, squeezing a sudden groan out of Kaeya’s throat before finally letting go and lifting himself up to kneel in front of Kaeya. “You’re so needy.”
“Well, you’re killing me here, darling,” Kaeya could just barely hold himself back from bucking his hips for more, instead gently grinding the air to soothe his primal urges to fuck something, anything. “I need you in me now,” he whispered, eyebrows furrowing in genuine frustration.
Childe chuckled at the way Kaeya finally submitted without him needing to do anything else, deciding to give in to his desires by leaning down to use his spit as lube and preparing Kaeya using his fingers. Kaeya, as vocal as he was in bed, was already a moaning, whining mess at such a simple action like this. Childe couldn’t get enough of it, wishing you would just wake up already so he could hear your whimpers and groans too.
“Put it in me now Ajax,” Kaeya’s voice was getting hoarse as he got more and more frustrated from the teasing. “Please…”
“Impatient brat,” Childe slid his fingers out, finally tugging his painfully hard cock out of his pants and lifting Kaeya’s ass up a little higher using a spare pillow to meet his hips. “I’ll only indulge you tonight since you were waiting so long without me in you.”
“Hurry,” Kaeya was really getting desperate now, the confidence in his voice faltering as Childe finally pushed his reddened tip inside the cryo user’s aching hole, ripping a groan of pleasure from the both of them. They both stayed still like this for a moment before Childe remembered there was still one more piece to the puzzle that wasn’t put in its place — you.
They both seemed to have the same idea at the same time, working together to lift your body over Kaeya’s while Childe was still comfortably buried inside. Kaeya managed to wrap your arms around his neck as Childe positioned your hips over Kaeya’s throbbing cock, pushing himself a little further into Kaeya to lift his hips into the right position. Like a puzzle piece fitting into its perfect spot, the duo finally managed to lower your hips on Kaeya’s cock, yanking another long moan from the Captain as he hadn’t experienced such a full feeling like this in so long.
Kaeya’s eye closed as his chest heaved up and down, his mind trying to process the absolute satisfaction he felt in this moment. His cock was buried balls deep into you, and Childe’s cock was doing the same to him. He tried to recall what he had been doing earlier in the day as a way to gauge how coherent he was, and maybe it was the alcohol or the way he was preoccupied by two of his lovers down there, but he could not think about a single thing. None of them had even moved yet and he was already fucked out of his mind.
Childe couldn’t hold himself back anymore, as much as he wish he could so Kaeya could adjust, but in the moment he could not care less. He was just as desperate as Kaeya was, albeit, he was not as vocal about it, but there was no doubt in this mind that he just wanted to fuck his boyfriend silly.
So he did — slowly at first, enough to introduce the new position to the three of you like an icebreaker, but once Kaeya asked him to go harder, he truly couldn’t play nice anymore. His hands grabbed Kaeya’s ass, pulling his cheeks apart as he adjusted his knees and started to pound.
Between Kaeya’s yelps and whines, each thrust of this relentless pace was simultaneously pushing the cock in you at the same pace as Kaeya held you in place with your waists connecting. It was almost as if Kaeya’s cock was just an extension of Childe’s, which you wouldn’t noticed anyway since you were asleep but the thought of ripping you open at such a size made Childe buck his hips faster, harder, deeper.
Your sleepy state didn’t last too long afterwards, though, as your eyes finally began to flutter open. Feeling overwhelmed was an understatement. Not only were your ears flooded with Kaeya and Childe’s groans, your cheek pressed into the Captain’s chest feeling each vibration of sound, but you were being impaled by Kaeya’s cock at the same time, rocking back and forth as your hole was being used like a toy. It took you a couple of seconds to realize what was happening and as soon as you did, you craned your neck up as much as you could to meet Kaeya’s gaze.
“Well, hello there, sleepyhead,” Kaeya muttered as he lifted one of his hands to tuck a stray strand of hair behind your ear.
“W-What’s…” you tried to start your sentence before one particularly harsh thrust sent Kaeya’s cock hitting a sweet spot inside of you, making you cry out in pleasure.
“You know,” Childe leaned forward to grab a fistful of your hair and tilt your neck to the side more towards him as he breathed in your ear. “You were getting aroused by me even in your sleep… Did you miss me that badly? I wonder if you were dreaming about anything in particular…”
Even though you were definitely conscious, you were still too sleepy to respond, but even if you could, you didn’t want to. All you wanted to do was drink in the pleasure of your hole being used effortlessly by Kaeya, who began to sit up as best as he could to plant kisses along your cheek and neck. Childe slowed down his thrusting, deciding to be nice enough to give you a moment to process his next words.
“I’ve had a really long past few weeks, and to make matters worse, that group at the tavern… really pissed me off,” Childe bucked his hips for emphasis once he mentioned the group before continuing. “I hadn’t stopped thinking about it since I left Mondstadt. So I need you to help me take the edge off. Can you both do that? Be good for me?”
“Yes, sir,” Kaeya purred, grinding his hips a little, enough that it stimulated both Childe and you.
“Y-Yes,” you wiggled your hips with a whine, “I’ll be good.”
“Good,” Childe let go of his grip on your scalp, returning to his position before with both his hands spreading Kaeya’s hole apart. This time, he added a little more weight on top of the stack, making each thrust much harder and deeper at the cost of his speed, which still remained quick regardless.
“Feels so fucking good,” Kaeya broke the pattern of moans between you three as he planted a kiss on your forehead.
“Still… sleepy…” you managed to moan out in response, finding it difficult to focus on forming a coherent sentence. “So… good…”
Kaeya laughed at this, knowing the effects of the sleeping powder were still affecting you. “Then go back to sleep, honey,” he started to soothe you by running his fingers through your hair.
“But—“
Without warning, Childe lets out a loud groan as he stills himself into Kaeya, which you could only assume meant he finally reached his orgasm. While the Harbinger emptied himself into Kaeya’s needy hole, the latter hummed in satisfaction, absolutely loving the way he was being filled up with weeks of Childe’s pent of frustrations. Much to your dismay, this moment of stillness was making you impatient now, so in response, you help yourself by gently bouncing your hips on Kaeya’s cock, eliciting another melodic moan from him. Seeing this, Childe snapped himself out of his post orgasmic state and regained control of himself again, suddenly grabbing your hips and lifting you off of Kaeya’s cock altogether.
“What are you—“
“Me first,” Childe growled, pushing his still hard cock into you without a second thought, making you gasp at the change in girth. You try to wiggle out of his grasp instinctually, but Kaeya soothes you once more.
“Shh, baby, it’s okay,,, look at me,” Kaeya reassures you, disappointed that he couldn’t feel you around his cock anymore but satisfied enough that he could started pleasuring himself with his own hand to let Childe have his way with you. Similar to how he treated Kaeya’s now abused hole, he was equally rough with you, pounding your sweet spot with each thrust like his life depended on it, even sneaking in a few spanks on your ass and thighs now and then.
“You’re mine,” he muttered into your ear, wrapping his arm around your neck and gently squeezing, repeating the words like a chant, “you’re mine, you’re mine, you’re mine… Only mine to use… Only I can fuck you like this, no one else… No other man can use you like this…”
“I think you’re ignoring someone,” Kaeya chirped in with a sly grin, which quickly turned into an open smile as Childe wrapped his hand around his throat and squeezed, threatening him to shut up. “Kaeya is mine too… You’re both mine, so good for me and no one else… They will never get to see how obedient you two are for me… They don’t get to see this side of you like I can…”
“We’re all yours, Ajax…” Kaeya moans, finally pushing the Harbinger over the edge by the way he said it. With that, he finally reached his second climax, burying himself as deep as he could inside of you with a choked out groan, completely overstimulated by cumming twice within minutes. As much as he would have loved to stay buried in you so you could cockwarm him, his cock was starting to ache quickly, so he reluctantly pulled out and took a moment to watch his cum form a bud at your entrance.
While he still had the strength, he lifted your hips only to lower them on Kaeya’s attention hungry cock, which managed to plug your hole so none of his cum would spill out, but right afterwards, he felt himself stumbling down beside the empty spot next to you so he could sit back and watch the show instead.
“Ready to have fun?” Kaeya looked down lovingly on your blushing face, admiring how you still fought to stay awake despite how you felt like you would pass out at any minute.
“Fuck… me…” was all you had to whisper for Kaeya to flip the switch and chuckle deviously as he gripped your hips and started pounding you from below, not as forceful as Childe was, but definitely enough to get you riled up and moaning like a mess within seconds. The sound of your hips snapping together echoed around the bedroom, the white ring forming around Kaeya’s cock making it sound wetter with each thrust. Kaeya could cum on the feeling of Childe’s cum dripping from both his and your holes alone, but he wanted to drag out this moment for as long as possible, he wanted to torture the both of you until you were both shaking and crying from overstimulation.
It was already aching badly now, the way your hole clenched around him making him hold his breath or the way your voice rang like a sweet bell directly next to his ear. Likewise, you were nearing your own orgasm too, unable to control the heat radiating from your skin or the sweat trickling down your forehead as Kaeya drilled you like he did every other night during Childe’s absence. Except this time, Childe was next to both of you, egging you on, teasing you with his sleepy words. “Come on, fill that sweet hole up with your cum… Show me how you did it without me…”
A gasp escaped your throat as you finally did it, reaching your orgasm while Kaeya fucked you through it, not caring that you were shaking like a scared little bird in his arms and instead using the sudden tightness around his cock to milk his own orgasm out of him. A low, tired grunt coupled with hefty pants was the only noise Kaeya could make as he dumped his seed as deep as he could, adding to the delicious mix inside you. “You’re… you’re mine…” he said as the moment begins to settle down, the smell of sex pungent in the air now.
The three of you laid together there for a moment, completely still as the dandelion breeze wafted through the window that had been left slightly ajar. Kaeya turned his head to look at Childe, whose eyes were now closed as he seemed to be drifting off to sleep now. He turned back to look at you snuggling into his chest, and sighed as he finally made himself pull out of you, feeling the mixture of cum drip onto his satiated cock.
“I missed you both very much,” Childe’s voice broke the happy silence, “and I’m glad you’re mine.”
“I’m glad to be yours,” Kaeya’s thoughts drifted to the group that had pissed the both of them off so much. He realized now that Childe was right — no matter who came in between them, you three would always belong to each other, and nothing would change that. You all loved each other too much to let some strangers make fun of your relationship.
And somewhere deep in your sleepy state, you said, “I love you,” to both of them. Or at least you thought you did, but maybe that came out more like a hum before you finally succumbed to the sleeping powder.
sdjfso hello!!! shanna's here to bother you with another request!!! because well we're [peace sign] not doing good up there in the ol' nogging umu but could i maybe get some soft ch//ya hcs with holding hands maybe,,, i want someone to hold my hand (v pls hold my hand qwq ilysm i hope you're doing well)
HII SHANNA!!! Im so sorry ur brain isnt brbrbrbr-ing,, shakes brain i hope you feel better soon!! it looks like u want poly but i’m gonna do both a la carte & poly because the brain is just feeling it rn [hearts x5] (HOLDS UR HAND ILYSM ;V; i’ve been better but still not that bad!!) thank u sm sm shanna~!! xoxo, v (edit 3 months later: ik ur probably out n about and feeling better but i wanted to get this out for you!! ur such a sweet person ty for giving me this req)
(edit, ONE YEAR AND 6 MONTHS LATER: wow i really thought i got this out and i didn’t.. Time to make things right 💪 EXTREMELY SORRY FOR THE DELAY WAAAAAH ;;)
they r in my heart forever i love these two
Poly
Childe’s definitely in the middle of you two when you all hold hands
Swings your hands back and forth and tries to walk faster, but Kaeya won’t let you guys LOL
Hums his fav snezhnayan song if you’re lucky!
Interlocks all of your fingers too
Kaeya is more chill when you guys are all together, content with just lacing fingers and walking (albeit slowly) to wherever you need to go
If childe’s not humming you guys will usually talk quietly amongst yourselves just about common things like the groceries or plans with friends later
He would never tell you, but Childe really enjoys all the simple domestic stuff you guys get to enjoy like this
Kaeya usually rubs the fingers of whoever’s hand he’s holding (in this case, Childe’s) with his thumb as you guys walk and doesn’t comment on it, mention it or expect anyone to mention it at all. It’s just something that he does
When sitting at a table, they will have you in the middle holding hands under said table
It’s really funny trying to eat/drink this way
Because when they try to let go to actually eat you might look at them with those pleading puppy eyes just screaming “don’t let go 🥺”
Either you’re serious about this whole hand holding thing or you’re just being a sly bitch to make this experience a whole lot more hilarious but regardless, they don’t let go and resign to eating with one hand
It’s not practical at all and I don’t see it happening very often but when you want attention, who are they to deny?
Bonus: if you’re holding both of their hands, they will feed you with their free hands
“Need a little help? Do you perhaps have your hands full?”
(lmk if you want a one-shot format in the future because this was so fun to write)
Childe
Holds your hand anytime he cannot hold your waist, which is often
He’s always trying for some sort of physical contact, whether that be an arm over the shoulder, around the waist, yet if those are unachievable he opts to go hand in hand with you down the street
He holds your hand shopping, he holds your hand if you guys are driving and at a red light, he holds your hand up elevators or just up STAIRS IN GENERAL?
Always rationalizing his thoughts with “What if they fall. I should keep them from falling. I should hold their hand” when in reality he just wants to be close to you
Usually holds your hand with your fingers interlaced
If you reach out to hold hands first his cheeks might go a little rosy if he wasn’t expecting it
When in an open field like a park or clearing in a forest, he will sometimes take both of your hands and just spin you and him around like he used to do with his siblings in the snow
Sometimes if it’s really hot and you guys can’t cuddle in bed, he’ll just hold your hand instead
“Don’t you always want to hold and touch things that you love? I know I do.”
Kaeya
I see Kaeya as more of a person that wants a little bit more personal space when out and about, but he wouldn’t object if you initiated first
In private he would hold your hand shamelessly, but prefers to link arms if possible
I think he would charm you and ask if you wanted to hold his hand then be surprised when you actually did it
He’s held hands tons of times before (duh) but he feels like it’s more special when it’s with the one that he loves
There’s also that feeling of doing something so simple and “first-base” with someone you love that puts butterflies in your stomach when you do it for the first time in awhile
That’s what he feels like when he feels your hand in his
Doesn’t interlace his fingers but rather just grips your hand with a firm but not too tight hold
Because of his fingerless gloves and the spikes on the wrists of them, he gets a little bit scared they might poke you
Of course, the ever confident Kaeya keeps that to himself and says nothing about it, and it literally doesn’t end up ever being an issue
If you rub his hand with your thumb, he notices and fixates on it but doesn’t mention it, thinking about it for the rest of the day when he has to eventually depart for his work
“Hm.. Perhaps we should do this more often. What do you think?”