#chainmessages

[notsofamousseamus]

Lads calm it down with Christmas chain messages some of ye are woeful like let's put this in context if Jesus was alive today no scratch that if Jesus actually existed the last thing he wanna see is a fucking chain or a cross for that matter... What next chain videos of people running to people in wheelchairs? Chain videos of people eating sugar to diabetics.....it's only Christmas... When they cure cancer and aids Ya know shit that actually matters feel free toto go nuts like Bruce Willis at the Nakatomi Plaza, until then get up off your holes and wish people a Happy Christmas in person #rantover #rant #christmas #chainmessages #life #funnymemes #christmaschainmessages #funny #life #comedy #lifeofacomedian

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Happy🙌 SPANKSgiving💦👅 you turkey🦃 ass hoe😂😍 I am thankful👌🙏 for that ass😛🍑 just like the pilgrims🎩 and the Indians🏕 you will😋 gobble🦃 gobble👅 gobble👄 on that DICK😩🍆 ONLY😤 if you send📬 this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your BADDEST HOEkies🦃💦😎 if you get 0️⃣ back you an ugly😂 bitch😐 if you get 5️⃣ back you a bad🙅 thot💅 if you get 🔟 back you a thankful🙌 ass🍑 bitch😂👅💘‼ If you don't😳 send📩 this to 🔟 HOES👯 you won't❌ get ANY0️⃣ DICK for DICKember⛄❄ and Santa🎅🏼 will be giving you COAL🌑⛏ instead of HEAD😋💦

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happy SKANKSGIVING 👏🏻💯 to all my thankful THOTS and DADDIES 💦👅😩 send this to your favorite festive MASHED POTAHOES 🍑🍆👌🏻 and get STUFFED 😍‼️👀

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Happy😃Halloween 🎃 you slutty💦slutty GHOULS 👻 time for 🕠 the one day 1️⃣ a year you CAN 👙 dress slutty 😳 without 🚫 an excuse! 👍🏻 SO take out your 🐱 cat ears AND 🐰 bunny tail & hop on 😉 the witches’ broom 🍆 TRICK or TREAT 👌🏻🎉 is what you ASK 🤗 so dance around 💃🏼 to see some A$$ 🍑💦 SEND THIS to 📭 every BLOOD-sucking 🍷 soul-stealing 😒 dick-eating 🍆 BITCH you know ✌🏻️ to wish them a SEXY 💘 night! Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you’re 😘😍 the freakiest 💦 MONSTER around 🐊 Get 5️⃣ back 👌🏻 and you’re a 🔥 spicy VAMPIRE! Get 0️⃣ back & you will be visited by the s👻p👻o👻o👻p👻y GHOST OF DADDY!!!!👎🏻HAPPY HOE-LLOWEEN! 🎃

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BOO! 🕸Dust off ur 🎾⚽️🏀 and pussies🐱 because it's HALLOWEEN! Happy Halloweenie 🍆🎃 to all my little 👻 gHOESts 👻and goblins ! Hope my vampires💉are SUCKing more than just blood this year  💦😉 and all my witches are riding their broomsticks HARD 🏒go out and fill your SACKS👜🎒 with treats 🍭 and fill some Vs with Ds 👉🏻👌🏻! 👀Looks 👀like candy bars 🍫ain't the only thing with 🍥CREAM filling this year 🌚! Who's gonna be supplying the FULL sized snickers bars  😉🍫? and which zombies are eating you (OUT) first 😈 ? send this to 10 other slutty pumpkins 🎃 who you want to rub your magic orb 🔮 or who make your crotches rise from the DEAD ☠️if you get none back then BOO u whore 👺 if you get 5 back the Jack O' Lantern will JACK you off 😏😫🎃 if you get 10 back ur the ultimate PIMPkin 🎃 🎃🎃

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👻👻👻BOO!! Sorry did I scare you??😂😂😂 it's October  🎃👻💀👽😈🌚 u kno what that means 😏😏SLUT-O-WEEN 😼 send this to 7 of ur sluttiest ghost bitches 😂😝 if u get 7 back ur a slutty witch bitch 👄👀 but if u get 10 back ur the spookiest 👻 slut on the block 🎃 👻👽🌚😈💗😩⚠✂🔮💯👻👻👻 you've been visited by the thottie ghost‼️‼️😂 if u don't ❌❌ send this to 🔟 other thots💁🏽😩💋 you will get NO DICK 🙅🏽✋🏽👋🏽 this Halloween 🎃😜

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I want💓 Donald Daddy👴 Trump to grab👐 me by my pussy🐱 with those small❗ orange🍊 hands✊ and feel my body💃 like no one🙅❌ has before I am a religious👳 woman💁 and would usually never🚫 give into my lust💑 sins👬🌈 but for Daddy😫 Donald👴 I would have to make✍ an exception📈 When he threatens☠ to deport📦 it really gets😜 me going💦 I wish💫 he would call me📞 his nasty😏 women👩

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Guess what it's clown hunting 🔫🔫season 👹👌💦💦💦and u know what that means time⏰⏰ to hunt⛺🔫 for some clown cock🍆😜😜 that big red🔴 nose isn't the only thing you'll be bonking tonight 😱👉🏽👌🏽huge shoes equal huge🍆🍆🍆don't let that clown juggle his balls ⚪⚫all by himself 👀👅u know they aren't just 🕵lurking🕵 in the shadows 👤but in that 😼😼😼who cares if u get a little freaky 👻clowns 💀are known for their knives🗡🔪 and chainsaws ⚒🗡😏😏open your mouth 👅wider than that creepy clown grin 👅👅👅and it'll be full of clown dick 🔴🍆in no time ⏰👺👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿send this to 12 of your kinkiest clown stalkers🕵 and bobo will be beside your bed🛏🛏🛌 tonight🕛🌚🌒