#challenge!

[pokemon-cards-hourly]

[mathsuggestions]

Suggestion courtesy of my quantum mech class.

[pokemon-cards-hourly]

[noctiva]

All I can think about now is two dicked, extremely hung, huge knot having Eyeless Jack.

He’s so inhuman the monster fucker in me is frothing at the mouth.

I need him to break me.

YOURE SOOOOOOO ME. the more inhuman jack is the more I wanna climb him like a goddamn tree I stg. just like. this absolute fuckin BEHEMOTH that you definitely should not try to seduce if you value your safety at all and yet…. *twirls hair*

I want his fucking jaw to unhinge. I want fangs as long as my gd thumb and I want him HAIRYYYYYY

I want him like. 85% monster 15% man. palms so big he can pick you up with one hand and throw you over his shoulder like a ragdoll

[anjo-by-the-sea]

A Challenge! *throws down hat* TMI TUESDAY! It currently isn’t Tuesday. It now has been a Tuesday. Not sure what this post was about? But! Thanks!

[gargoylesister]

WE'RE RUNNING A SALE

FOREMAN XOCHITL here--

Thank you again for your continued patronage. Our warehouse clear-out sale is going tremendously.

We have some particularly interesting items we'd like to sell in groups.

THERE IS A REQUIREMENT:

We didn't know what these items are, and we don't know if they're dangerous. We don't want to hand over something potentially life-threatening. Therefore:

If you can IDENTIFY it, you can BUY it.

❓❔Ready to test your knowledge? If you can correctly identify these canon Legend of Zelda items, they're yours. Best of luck.

A simple instrument

a bag of seeds

two leafy wands

A wand, a cap, several medallions

A coral earring

(Have fun!!! I'll reveal what these are at the end of the week 🤟)