#chamid

[pandacharas]

Relatable

Hamid: -smokes pot at a crime scene- Oh! Sorry, did you want a hit?

Chantal: -takes cig and stomps on it with her boot-

Hamid: No! It's "puff,puff, pass" not puff, puff, stomp angrily "!

[pandacharas]

Shay: I think Hamid and [Chantal's] skeleton warriors have to get along

Paula: they smell life on him

Paula: saw him revive a few animals

Paula: "Our Mistress of Death and her Necromancing Boyfriend

Shay: They just really want a skeleton war

Paula: It's like Hades and Persephone but more mild.

Paula: Chantal is a mom that tells them no

Paula: so they go ask "dad"

Paula: Hamid: what'd your mother say?

Paula: Skeletons: uhhhhhhhhh--to-ask-you

Paula: Hamid: bull shit.

Paula: Hamid: She never values my opinion, go back to Tartarus.

[paulapencils]

Because I love Futurama and problematic favs.

Chantal (c) Shay

Hamid and his smug face (c) Me

[pandamunk]

Hamid and Chantal

And the last one in the inbox~ Last but certainly not least.

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falls asleep on the couch:-Hamid's only sleeping on the couch because he felt like it and not because Chantal broke his pride and his nose after making a not-so-funny joke. It's not like he's hurt by it or anything, b-baka.

makes friends with the neighbors-Hamid makes friends. Chantal creates enemies. That's about it right there.

is the adventurous eater:-Hamid is an adventurous eater. He's hung out with Joey and vegan food didn't kill him, so he figures getting through that means he could stand any kind of food thrown at him. Chantal's more of the adventurous drinker. There isn't a bottle of liquor she hasn't tried once yet.

hogs the covers at night-There is a fierce battle between the covers, but legend says once every full moon the covers are able to have a rest period between all the pulling and tugging.

forgets to do the dishes-Hamid.

tries to surprise their partner more often-Hamid is more likely to surprise than Chantal is. Tal's more of a creature of habit, I'm assuming but takes mental notes. Hamid on the other hand....mostly just thinks "this is a good idea? ok i'mma do it anyway."

leaves dirty laundry on the floor-Hamid used to but Chantal got it ingrained into his head that the hamper's literally RIGHT. THERE. so he doesn't forget to put it in anymore.

stays up til 2 AM reading-Chantal.

sings in the shower-I....honestly can't see either of them being the singing type. Humming maybe. Hamid might hum a few songs stuck in his head but he's not one to sing out loud. (He thinks he's a bad singer anyway)

takes the selfies-Hamid tries but ends up messing up the device so Chantal has to do it. She doesn't want to take pictures at first but after helping him out she gets stuck in making faces and poses. He keeps these as his phone's background and a few for a laughs. He likes to keep this as proof that 'Tal does have some humor there somewhere. Even if it's dead inside her black heart.

plans date night-Chantal usually does because if they're going to go out then it's gonna be somewhere nice and fancy and she doesn't trust Hamid with these important decisions. It's just as well, because letting Hamid do them means that if they're fancy (he managed to get in illegally) or it might be something more bohemian and outdoorsy.