Alabaster: I hope you have a good explanation for this.
Will: We have three actually.
Lou: Pick your favorite.
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Alabaster: I hope you have a good explanation for this.
Will: We have three actually.
Lou: Pick your favorite.
Will: Pizza's here!
Al: Oh boy! Ah, Will, I hope you don't mind... I played for you while you were gone. Don't worry... I only lost twice!
Will: I was downstairs for two minutes.
Will: We're playing Monopoly.
Al: I may have made a few risky investments.
Ethan: He tried to build a, and I quote, "tower citadel worthy of my sorcery" out of like twenty stacked hotels. On Jail
Chiron: And lastly we have Al, who is desperately trying to claw his way up from his position as camp mascot by undermining my authority.
Al: I will dance on your grave, sir
Al: You remind me of the ocean
Ethan: Explain
Al: so fucking salty
Al: If the phantom of the opera has taught me anything it’s that if all else fails just set the place on fire and cry.
Will: Why do you have to turn everything into a joke?
Al: Generally, it's to avoid confronting the very real and difficult issues that most proper adults have to deal with.
Al: Will, I screwed up big time
Will: Brother, given your daily life experiences, you're gonna have to be more specific.
Will: So you see children, there’s hope for everyone
Al: even me?
Will: No