Sep 20, 2018
Ron: It'll kill you.
Vanessa: Only if I die!
Ron: ... Yes. That's what killing you means.
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Ron: It'll kill you.
Vanessa: Only if I die!
Ron: ... Yes. That's what killing you means.
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Ron, watching the news: Some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium.
Vanessa, covered in ink: Maybe the squid was being a dick.
Vanessa: Are you ok?
Ron, crying: Yeah it was just these onions.
Vanessa, to onions: What the fuck did you say to Ron?!
Ron: The wild animals can be very aggressive so it is important to take all the proper precautions when approaching.
Vanessa, honking air horn at a duck: GET FUCKED
Ron, on a hike with Vanessa: Wow, it’s such a beautiful day today! I love mother nature.
Vanessa, out of breath: MOTHER NATURE IS A WHORE!!
[Vanessa and Ron after a fight]
Vanessa: I need to get some air…
Ron: There’s air in here!
Vanessa: I DON’T WANT YOUR AIR!!
Vanessa: My favorite fuckin’ band is Disturbance! at the Dancing Place.
Ron: Don’t you mean Panic! at the Disco?
Vanessa: DISTURBANCE! AT THE–