#character preferences

[cacodaemonia]

Would you say you tend to really enjoy characters who are mean, cruel, villainous, or generally just assholes? (This has nothing to do with morality or who you are as a person, of course. This is about fictional characters.)

Yes, and I've spent a lot of time around such people irl

Yes, and I have NOT spent a lot of time around such people irl

No, and I've spent a lot of time around such people irl

No, and I have NOT spent a lot of time around such people irl

Voting ended onMay 16, 2024

[aphroditeslover11]

What are they like with DIY?

Lenny Miller - he’s the sort of guy who insists that he knows what he is doing with DIY. He likes to think that time spent in the forces before he joined the CIA must mean that he’s handy, but he is still absolutely hopeless. He gets into an argument with anybody who tries to help or correct him. He definitely has an extensive tool kit, but no idea of how to use any of it. In the end he grumpily gives it up and ends up paying a professional to do it instead.

Emmett - of all of our boys he is definitely the best in the DIY department. He’s just one of those people who is really good with his hands. If you give him half an hour to look over something - from a broken car engine to a fence or a watch - he has a knack for just figuring things out. He loves being so practical with his hands, especially if his partner is hopeless in that department, as it makes him feel needed. There is also something unarguable attractive about a man who is good with an axe.

Jim (TDS) - He isn’t terrible at DIY, he’s far from a professional but he always has a go. He likes to do it when the house is quiet and when he is alone so he can concentrate, he also gets embarrassed when it takes him hours to figure something out. If you ask him to look at something he will do it quietly, usually resorting to a YouTube tutorial because he would rather admit that he needs help and get it right than be stubborn and ruin things further.

Tommy Shelby - he doesn’t have the patience for any proper DIY, he fixes things up temporarily until someone else gets fed up of waiting for him to finish the job and does it themselves, usually John or Charlie. If he was alive in 2024, his arsenal would comprise solely of a hammer, DW40 and some duct tape.

Robert Fischer - this man does not have time in his day for DIY, or so he says. He tried to hang a picture once and drilled into a water pipe, that’s the real reason he never attempts it anymore. He has a maintenance man he can call straight to his apartment anyway, so why not just let him sort things out?

Oppie - he isn’t awful at DIY, he is just always to nervous to try it. Ever since he was terrible in the lab when he was studying experimental physics he has no confidence in himself to do anything practical. If coaxed into trying he is very capable of the basics, but he has the common sense to admit that some more complicated things are beyond him.

William Killick - he’s good at DIY, but he does so in more of a rustic way. He’s good at finding the perfectly shaped piece of wood on a beach to mend a fence, or could make a window sill from scratch. He’s not good with more intricate things though, he just doesn’t have the patience and it ends up driving him mad.

[valy-gc]

LoWR Food Preferences

Staffs

Solon Arclight

Favorite: Herb-roasted lamb with rosemary (refined, balanced like his wisdom).

Least favorite: Overly greasy street food.

Liora Scheh

Favorite: Spiced dates and honey pastries.

Least favorite: Plain bread (too monotonous).

Akinleye Roarhart

Favorite: Golden roasted chicken with saffron rice.

Least favorite: Bitter vegetables (reminds him of fear).

Aldric Fenwick

Favorite: Freshly baked bread rolls with butter (he loves the craftsmanship and “perfect fit” of well-made food).

Least favorite: Sloppy, rushed meals like watery porridge or undercooked pasta.

Anton Silkthorn

Favorite: Sweet plantains or candied nuts.

Least favorite: Bland porridge.

Beaumont Nocturne

Favorite: Rosewater panna cotta.

Least favorite: Spicy foods (too overwhelming).

Bellarox Craghide

Favorite: Spicy earthen stews with root vegetables.

Least favorite: Sugary confections (not “strong” enough).

Caspar Dorne

Favorite: Buttery croissants or danishes.

Least favorite: Strictly portioned meals (he hates formalities).

Dorian Ashthorn

Favorite: Rare steaks with dark wine reductions.

Least favorite: Anything “peasant” food like boiled cabbage (too common).

Dremir Knossroot

Favorite: Beer-braised pork with onions.

Least favorite: Pretentious “fine dining.”

Eamon Wellspring

Favorite: Herbal teas with scones.

Least favorite: Greasy fried foods.

Einar Lysveit

Favorite: Cinnamon-sugar gingerbread.

Least favorite: Fish stew (too “muddy”).

Garrick Wolfin

Favorite: Spicy ribs or chili.

Least favorite: Salad (calls it “rabbit food”).

Goldor Hearthstone

Favorite: Perfectly balanced stew (his cooking philosophy).

Least favorite: Anything too salty or bland.

Grogar Talebone

Favorite: Roasted corn with herbs.

Least favorite: Tough, overcooked meat.

Halienah Silverhoof

Favorite: Mushroom risotto.

Least favorite: Any undercooked/rare meat.

Hans Wilderkin

Favorite: Gingerbread houses and candy.

Least favorite: Bitter gourd.

Lino Minuet

Favorite: Fruit tarts (delicate and colorful).

Least favorite: Messy foods like sloppy stew.

Lucan Galehart

Favorite: Aged cheeses and fine wine.

Least favorite: Fast food (lazy cooking).

Malvyn Frostthorn

Favorite: Peppermint ice cream.

Least favorite: Hot soups.

Merrick Tideborn

Favorite: Freshwater fish grilled with lemon.

Least favorite: Over-salted foods.

Mikhail Sabirsky

Favorite: Honey cake with tea.

Least favorite: Anything arrogant in presentation (like “towering” dishes).

Mordain Grimm

Favorite: Dark chocolate cake.

Least favorite: Spicy food.

Neige Snowveil

Favorite: Apple strudel.

Least favorite: Spicy peppers.

Neryssa Hollowthorn

Favorite: Marrow bones and black coffee.

Least favorite: Sugary candy.

Nymor Vellmare

Favorite: Freshwater clam chowder.

Least favorite: Anything too greedy in portion size.

Onno Marrel

Favorite: Steamed koi dumplings (ironically poetic).

Least favorite: Overly salty meats.

Oryndel Zylrona

Favorite: Green tea with rice crackers.

Least favorite: Fast food or “unfinished” meals.

Ozwell Puzzlereign

Favorite: Lemon tarts.

Least favorite: Boring oatmeal.

Percival Trinket

Favorite: Soft cheeses with bread (rats share them).

Least favorite: Fish (rats hate it).

Rhelane Brinestride

Favorite: Exotic spiced teas and seafood stews.

Least favorite: Fast food, spoiled ingredients.

Roland Ryabtsev

Favorite: Herbal teas, foxberry jam.

Least favorite: Broccoli.

Roselin Hearthcourt

Favorite: Honey, candied roses, sugar syrup.

Least favorite: Anything bitter or unsweet.

Rustan Featherstone

Favorite: Fresh-baked bread.

Least favorite: Ironically lactose intolerant.

Semyon Morozin

Favorite (before vampirism): Smoked sturgeon.

Least favorite (before vampirism): Cucumbers.

Favorite blood: Deer.

Least favorite blood: rat.

Solmare Ignivox

Favorite: Fire-grilled lamb with rosemary.

Least favorite: Cold salads.

Swan Ellisar

Favorite: Poached fish with herbs.

Least favorite: Heavy red meat.

Thorn Evenshade

Favorite: Chamomile tea with biscuits.

Least favorite: Spicy foods.

Zephyr Gale

Favorite: Fresh fruit, especially peaches.

Least favorite: Heavy breaded meats.

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Astraquartz Dorm

Cygnus: Favorite: Rice porridge with honey (comfort food). Least Favorite: Spicy curries (too overwhelming).

Elric: Favorite: Dark chocolate truffles, elegant teas. Least Favorite: Plain stews (too “common”).

Faylen: Favorite: Pumpkin pie and roasted squash. Least Favorite: Bland oatmeal (no creativity).

Porcus: Favorite: Roasted pork with crackling (ironic but he loves hearty meals). Least Favorite: Instant noodles (too flimsy).

Tsuki: Favorite: Mooncakes and green tea. Least Favorite: Greasy fried food.

Everswell Dorm

Caspian: Favorite: Carrot cake. Least Favorite: Slow-cooked stews (too much waiting).

Chester: Favorite: Tuna sandwiches, playful finger foods. Least Favorite: Plain bread.

Marinus: Favorite: Seaweed rolls, sashimi. Least Favorite: Kiwi.

Ren: Favorite: Custard tart with a soft texture. Least Favorite: Hard rye bread (too uncomfortable to bite).

Mousetrail Dorm

Gael: Favorite: Roasted venison with herbs. Least Favorite: Sugary pastries (too vain).

Lazlo: Favorite: Fresh fish grilled with lemon. Least Favorite: Cheap fast food.

Minwoo: Favorite: Swallow-shaped pastries, bird-shaped cookies. Least Favorite: Bitter gourd.

Rune: Favorite: Honey cakes, flower bread. Least Favorite: Stale bread.

Thatcher: Favorite: Cheese cubes, tiny berry pies. Least Favorite: Large roasts (overwhelming portions).

Scarletfang Dorm

Archer: Favorite: Smoked venison, grilled meats. Least Favorite: Canned food (feels imposed, no freedom).

Gorr: Favorite: Raw eggs, bones, bloody meat. Least Favorite: Cake (unnatural for him).

Hatterick: Favorite: Tea cakes, finger sandwiches. Least Favorite: Dull soup without flair.

Khamari: Favorite: Rich lamb tagine, spiced delicacies. Least Favorite: Cheap food.

Lupin: Favorite: Rare steak, hearty meat stews. Least Favorite: Honey.

Lyricis: Favorite: Wild berries, fresh apples. Least Favorite: Pears.

Verdance Dorm

Éponine: Favorite: Herb-stuffed pastries, roasted chestnuts. Least Favorite: Cabbage.

Noel: Favorite: Gingerbread cookies, roasted chestnuts. Least Favorite: Pumpkins.

Jin: Favorite: Grilled fish, rice bowls. Least Favorite: Pork.

Kadar: Favorite: Soft dumplings, anything plush-like in texture. Least Favorite: Soggy cereals in milk.

Tressari: Favorite: Fresh salads, lettuce-based dishes. Least Favorite: Pickles.

Obsidianspire Dorm

Ambrosine: Favorite: Honey and flower nectar. Least Favorite: Junk food.

Imperius: Favorite: Colorful macarons, elegant sushi. Least Favorite: Tomatoes.

Imran: Favorite: Fried frog legs, water chestnut dishes. Least Favorite: Overly salty food.

Mahdi: Favorite: Dates and almonds. Least Favorite: Oily fried food.

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Special

Solstice Claus: Favorite: Gingerbread, honey-glazed ham, spiced cider. Least Favorite: Soups.

[agent-whiskeys-sweetheart]

Steve Rogers - NSFW Alphabet 

A = Aftercare

Steve Rogers is the KING of aftercare. The moment that the two of you are done he’s jumping into action to take care of you. He’d help you to the bathroom, starting a bath for you so that he can help wash you off. While you relax in the tub he’d bring you a glass of water and anything else you might need to feel comfortable and at ease. Once you’re done he’d pat your body dry before helping you back into the bed, curling up beside you. He’d stroke your hair and kiss your forehead sweetly. He would praise you relentlessly, telling you how well you did for him and how much he loves you. He would stay like that until you’ve fallen asleep, watching over you like a hawk. 

B = Body Part

Steve’s favorite body part on you is your breasts. Of course he’d never admit it to you but you can tell by the way he acts that he has a special appreciation for them. You’ll purposefully wear dresses with a little bit of cleavage, grinning as you watch him stumble over his words. He’s unable to stop himself from staring when you dress up like that for him. And no matter what position you’re in, his hands are on your breasts while he’s making love to you. Kneading your soft flesh and sucking little love bites into them. He also loves to play with your nipples, adoring the way you react when he does. 

Steve’s favorite body part on himself is his eyes. He loves the ability to look at you. He just adores taking in your form. No matter what you look like, you are the most beautiful woman ever in his eyes. He could watch you move for hours. He loves looking at you more than anything. That’s why his eyes are his favorite body part. Because of their ability to behold the most gorgeous woman he’s ever seen. He counts his lucky stars every single day that he is worthy of you. 

C = Cum 

Steve feels a little nervous about cumming inside of you. He knows that birth control is a much more prominent thing now but he still questions its efficiency and he has no idea what would happen if he were to get you pregnant. A super serum baby could make things complicated for the two of you and he doesn’t want to cause any unnecessary problems so he would prefer to pull out and cum on you. That’s not to say he doesn’t absolutely love the way you look covered in his seed but it’s also a bit of necessity in his mind. 

D = Dirty Secret

The only real time that Steve fucks you hard is when he sees another man near you. He hates admitting to his own jealousy but seeing you with another man makes him incredibly possessive. He wants you to belong to him and only him so when you’re in the presence of other men he gets very protective. He’ll find a way to get extra close to you, holding you by the waist or taking your hand so everyone sees his claim on you. Then whenever you get him he’ll be a little rougher with you than usual and you don’t know why. Over time you figure it out but Steve would never own up to it. On those nights he’d leave hickeys all over your body so that he knows that you belong to him. 

E = Experience 

Steve is not very experienced. That’s not to say he’s a virgin or anything but he’s not the most experienced of men. When he gets with you he hasn’t been with very many people so everything feels fairly new with you. Not to mention that he loves you with all his heart and that makes everything feel a bit more heightened. There are definitely a lot of things that you would be able to teach him in your escapades. He loves it when you teach him new things and show him all the things that make you feel absolutely exquisite.  

F = Favorite Position

Steve is a traditional man. He loves missionary. The view of you beneath him, holding on like your life depends on it as you arch your back into his body drives him wild. This is a perfect position for him to grab onto your breasts, tweaking your nipples and sucking them into his mouth while he pounds into you from above. He especially loves it when you wrap your legs around his waist and pull him deeper inside of you. He adores whenever you show him how much you want him. There are so many things that make it his favorite. 

G = Goofy 

Steve is not goofy in the bedroom. He takes sex very seriously. In his mind it is the physical manifestation of his love for you and that’s not something to joke around about. If there’s a little mishap like knocking your head or bumping into each other, he’s more likely to get embarrassed than anything. If something like that were to happen he’d work twice as hard to pleasure you to make up for it. 

H = Hair

Steve has kept up his habits from the army so he likes to keep things fairly tidy. He’ll trim himself up down there as often as he needs. Over time he doesn’t care quite as much about keeping himself so neatly trimmed but even then he doesn’t like to let things get too unruly.  

I = Intimacy 

Steve is all about intimacy in the bedroom. To him, sex is not just sex. It’s the way that he shows you that he loves you with all of his being. That every single part of him belongs to you. Even on the rare occasions when he’s a little rougher with you he still makes sure that you know how much he loves you the whole time. He’ll find little ways to portray his love for you like holding your hand, brushing the hair out of your face, or kissing your forehead while he’s deep inside of you. No matter what the circumstances, he wants you to know that he adores you and that he belongs completely to you.  

J = Jack-Off

Steve would literally always rather have your hands on him. There’s nothing that gets him off faster than the feeling of you touching him but he knows that’s not always practical, especially when he’s off on missions. That’s about the only time that he’s willing to jack off and even when he does it’s while he’s thinking of you.

K = Kink

Steve 100% has a praise kink. Not only does he love doling out the praise, he also loves receiving it. It’s his absolute favorite thing in the world to hear you moaning out how good he feels and how much you love him. He also loves the effect he has on you when he tells you how good you’re doing for him. He also loves to be called “Captain” or “Sir” in the bedroom. Hearing you whimper his title as he’s fucking into you deep and hard is enough to make him cum every time. 

L = Location

Steve prefers to fuck you in the privacy of your bedroom. He hasn’t had a place of his own since he used to live in his own apartment back in Brooklyn in the 40s. So whenever he finally has his own place he loves to enjoy the space with you. He doesn’t like the idea of other people having their eyes on you, especially in such a vulnerable way. That view is for him and him only. He’s much more comfortable when you’re in a space where he can lock the door and draw the blinds. 

M = Motivation

Anytime you wear something that shows off a little bit of skin, it drives Steve absolutely crazy. Just the sight of you is enough to get him going. If you really want to make him hot under the collar, strip in front of him. Sit him down at the end of the bed and put on a show for him. That’ll get him hard faster than anything else. He’d be a blushing mess as he watches intently while you peel off every layer of clothing. Add a lap dance to the equation and you’re definitely gonna have Steve busting out of his pants. He just adores the sight of you. 

N = No 

Steve is totally against trying anything in public. He wants to keep you all to himself. Also he’s America’s golden child so he wouldn’t want to risk anyone seeing him in such a vulnerable light. He also wouldn’t want to try anything that could seriously hurt you. If you ask him to choke or spank you he’d be willing to try it for your pleasure but anything beyond that would be too much for him. 

O = Oral 

As much as he may want to deny it, Steve loves when you suck his cock. The feeling of your mouth wrapped around him is the most delectable thing ever to him. He loves a slow blowjob. When you really take your time bobbing your head up and down, letting your tongue run over every single inch of him. He would hold a gentle hand in your hair as you suck him off but he would totally let you control the pace. He would never face fuck you or push too hard. 

Steve loves going down on you as much as he loves when you go down on him. Steve is a huge pleasure dom so giving to you is one of his favorite things to do. He would absolutely adore the sounds you make and the feeling of your hips bucking up into his mouth as he holds you down, bringing you to the brink over and over again with his tongue. I will say that as much as he loves to please you and see in you blinding ecstasy he also loves to torture you a bit, giving you as much as you can possibly handle just to see how much pleasure you can take. And the man is impossibly good with his mouth. 

P = Pace

Steve would have to use incredible self control to be gentle with you. Over time he’s learned to control his strength easier than when he was first turned into a super soldier but it’s still hard when he’s feeling so passionate to be gentle with you. He has a tendency to go a little faster and harder than he may mean to but he’s always trying to be easy on you. His favorite times with you are when he’s able to control himself enough to go slowly, really taking his time with you. 

Q = Quickie

Steve has enough patience to wait until he can get you into the bedroom before making love to you. Once you’re there he doesn’t mind a quickie every now and again but for the most part he loves to take his time with you. He enjoys seeing every single reaction, hearing every noise you make, feeling every jolt of your body. He would spend hours exploring your body until you’re both satisfied.  

R = Risk

Steve does like to try new things with you so long as it’s in the safety of your bedroom and it stays between the two of you. He doesn’t like to go sharing his escapades with his teammates. He’d rather it stay your little secret. That being said, he does enjoy trying new things. He likes seeing what things bring you pleasure and what new ways he can help you experience ecstasy. There are certain lines that he won’t cross but he’s still willing to explore with you and learn new things.

S = Stamina 

Look, Steve is a super soldier. The man has stamina. He’d be able to go for several rounds and those rounds would be able to last for a long time. Most often you’re the one tapping out, not Steve. He is willing to go for as long as he’s got the stamina which is a long time. 

T = Toys

Steve would be fascinated by your toys. He doesn’t own any himself but you have a few that the two of you use on each other from time to time. While he loves doing anything to make you feel good he can’t deny the fact that he especially loves it when you use them on him. There’s something about the way your vibrator feels on the head of his cock that sends him over the edge every time. He doesn’t usually ask for it but you can tell when that’s what he’s craving. You like to give him the things he wants and he absolutely adores the tender way that you touch him with the vibrator, knowing where he needs it. 

U = Unfair

All you have to do is bat your sweet little eyes at him and he almost always caves, giving you exactly what you want. There are a few times when he’ll be a little more cruel but even his cruelty is based on giving you as much as you can possibly take. His favorite is when he goes down on you for hours, making you cum as many times as you possibly can. Other than that he’s pretty likely to give in to you. 

V = Volume

Steve isn’t super loud in the bedroom but he is very vocal. He likes to lean down into your ear and whisper praises to you, telling you all manner of sweet loving things as he’s pounding into you. The little noises that he does make really get you going since they’re somewhat rare. The sounds of him moaning and grunting in your ear are your absolute favorite. However, over time he starts to get a little louder. He just has to accustom himself to the idea of using his voice in that way. He has grown so used to being quiet because of living in small apartments and bunking with other men in the army that he’s just not used to being able to make noises like that. 

W = Wild Card

Steve doesn’t understand a lot of things about the modern world and its technologies but the one big thing that he’s very grateful for is the ability to receive and send nudes. Ever since you sent the first one he’s become obsessed with being able to look at your naked body anywhere anytime. Especially when he’s on missions. It’s just about one of the only things that gets him through the long times when he’s away from you. The moment you send him a sexy pic he’ll have to sneak away to get himself off, unable to help it when you’re showing yourself off for him like that. It’s one of his favorite things. 

X = X-Ray

Steve is about eight inches and completely straight. He’s got several thick veins running around the shaft and he’s fairly smooth. 

Y = Yearning

It’s not the only thing that’s on his mind. He doesn’t really think about it until he’s alone with you or until you suggest something to him. If you start talking all sexy to him or sending him pics throughout the day, he can’t help but let his mind wander in that direction. However, his sex drive is fairly average. Maybe just a little higher than average. 

Z = ZZZ

Steve has done a lot of sleeping in his lifetime. Now he doesn’t sleep nearly as much or nearly as well as he used to. He would much rather stay up and watch over you, making sure that you’re safe and secure before dozing off himself. Sometimes if it’s early in the night he’ll gently get out of bed and complete some tasks around the house while you sleep soundly. However most of the time he’d rather be in bed with you even if he’s not able to get to sleep as well as he’d like. 

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[senka-mesecine]

Something bad happens to Barnes' significant other. Talking an ER, accident, potential loss of life type of close call. How would he react, watching the reader nearly fade? (Sorry, that last one had my mind wandering.) Living in the woods has its risks. 💀

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I flat out think that if his significant other died he'd either want to die too, feeling that it's inevitable and simply a reality of things so the time might as well be now on his own terms or he'd go back to war, any war, anywhere in the world, wherever a war's being fought in case the one in Vietnam ends and he does so with the intent of total and radical self annihilation, wanting to do so in combat doing what he does best and furthermore, what he likes doing, like a soldier should (or at least a Mercenary). Him seeking out a war to die in would be like a deliberate suicide knell and goddamnit, he'll be crueler than ever before and take as many people as he can right to hell with him, because if you died, they should all categorically die too. And they will die en masse before he drops, believe me, because it'll be an outlet for his fury, sadism and grief, like he's having revenge on the whole wide world. He outright copes with it all by killing others, yes and he isn't even in denial about this fact to himself. He knows. He's aware of it. Feels like that would match his mentality.

But, if his significant other was right there on the verge?

And he's actively witnessing it happen?

I think he'd be keenly fixated on the actual process of them dying because if everyone gotta die sometime, he might as well be fully immersed once it's his significant other's turn once it is established he can't just take over the doctor's job from them (by force) and literally reach into his significant other's guts himself in order to fix them if need be; that's how his mental breakdown in this case manifests --- he wants to be there for all of it to the point of morbidity. Their final breath. The way their eyes roll back. Their last words. Their every shudder, shiver, their pulse and hand going cold. All of it. Is probably there squeezing their arm in a vice grip once their fingers go limp and everyone's too scared to tell the man he shouldn't be in this room right now. Might just get confrontational and violent if someone touches him, you or tries to separate him from you. Starts throwing around hospital equipment and busting up half the hospital? Maybe, yeah. Knocks out several people? Stabs someone or worse? Lands in jail due to the violence? Plausible. Drink himself into stupors? That's a given. Suffice to say, he doesn't take it well whatsoever in spite of his apparent stoicism, in fact, you dying is like the last shred of humanity flushed down the toilet. Gone. And scary thing is, he had extremely little humanity left in the first place. What he had is erased.

How about a close call and they survive?

He strikes me as the 'If you try and nearly die again on me, I'll kill you myself.' types of people, because he has this whole death seeking, grim mentality for everyone, including himself, but it's ironically juxtaposed with the fact he loves someone, namely you, and that him not wanting you to die almost makes him a two faced hypocrite and out here betraying his own philosophies and beliefs, so he covers up the fact by acting angry at the fact you were so careless and clumsy, nearly getting yourself killed, which is merely a (admittedly very toxic) facade to hide his personal hang ups, his grief and how profoundly torn up he was. Suddenly, death isn't just the dark banal 'Well, it happens to everyone eventually. Get over it, shut up and take it.' Suddenly...it's a conflict within him. You get reprimanded, criticized and he talks your ear off on the matter like a drill instructor would; might even brood for a good, long while. But to admit he actually doesn't think a whole ass human being should die, like canon fodder, because it's not their time and because he actually doesn't want them to? Because you're not indispensable to him? In fact, you are everything? Would mean pissing on everything he's ever espoused up until now. He'd be revealing a weakness left, right and center to the source of his weakness themselves. Oof, so yes, tough thing to ever acknowledge because it would also mean acknowledging he was wrong in ways. So, he doesn't. You recover from your fatal accident here thinking Barnes is somehow offended at your ineptitude and pissed off that you weren't taking better care, but in actuality, man's whole world was about to extinguish and he didn't like how that felt whereas he's been bringing and advocating death for everyone else for ages. Except now? Last thing he ever wants to experience is your death, contrary to everything he's ever stood for. Would quite literally rather end himself first or end you (or end you and him both) and at least have some control and say over how and when it happens. At least then he'd be the one who's done it to you instead of some bullshit, freak accident. Yeah, death comes for everyone and it's inevitable, but in your case, might as well be him.

He's quite literally be the living definition of 'He's so in love, he's gone insane. Well...even more insane.'

[montysstuffs]

🌸The boys and their aftercare🌸

AN: I KINDA WROTE SOME FLUFF~ I know I pretty much only write smut, but this has been in my drafts for a bit and I’m clearing it out. So here it is! I also remembered Max this time! I hope you enjoy💕 I tried to be as Gender neutral as possible!

Ryan

Giving: Ryan will run you a nice hot bath. He sits on the edge he of the tub and throws in a bath bomb. Chuckling silently to himself at how excited you get at the fizzing ball. Once the water is at a desired temperature, he slips into the bath with you. He squeezes your favorite shampoo into his hand, warming it up before lathering your hair in it. All while talking to you about how your day has been. He loves to listen to your sweet voice. But if you’re not one to talk, that’s okay too! He’s more than happy to do the talking for you. Or just sit in a comfortable silence as he bathes you. Receiving: He absolutely loves when you take care of the scratches on his back. Sometimes you dig enough to break skin. Leaving splotches of red across his back. He hisses as you take a warm towel to his back. After you wipe off the blood, you follow it up with dabs of alcohol to the cuts. “Ouch!” He pouts as he slouches forward, not at all enjoying the cleaning process. You move to the front of his chest now. Doing the same process all over again. “Ow-“ you close his mouth before he can finish his word, “I haven’t even touched you yet.” His cheeks heat up a bit in embarrassment, “oh, sorry.”

Nick

Giving: He will tell you to keep lying down and not to move and inch. You wince are the cold lotion being applied to your back. “Sorry, should’ve warmed it up in my hand before.” He massages the lotion into your aching and sore muscles. Making sure to pay extra attention to every single mark he left, and kiss it. Letting you know that you’re all his, and he loves you. He’ll massage every inch of your body, from the tips of your fingers, to the pads of your toes. He wants to give as much relaxation as possible. Receiving: Loves the showers afterwards with you. You are lathering up his chest in soap. He grips your wrist, staring down at you with a different sparkle in his brown eyes. He leans down and places a soft kiss to your lips. Not at all the same type of kiss that you had shared an hour ago, but one still full of love and admiration.

Jacob

Giving: he’ll get you your favorite ice cream and throw up a movie while in bed. He’s happy to have your head on his broad chest as you slowly drift off into sleep. He is definitely the type to run his fingers through your hair. Even give you a little scalp massage while he’s at it. He’ll brush your hair, tie it up, style it for the night, anything you want. Receiving: Likes communication. He wants to know what you liked or didn’t like. He also really likes to be told how valued he is. He can get insecure sometimes, so when you tell him how much he means to you, he almost cries. And that’s okay! Crying is healthy. He beats himself up too much and would love for you to be his anchor. He absolutely loves to talk and loves that he can be his most vulnerable self.

Dylan

Giving: He sometimes struggles to go through the entire night time routine, but he does what he remembers. He will start with a quick shower, still holding you close under the warm water. Peppering kisses all over your face until you are pruny and beg him to stop. Next is your cleanser and face masks. He just wants you to sit there and be pretty. Just talk him through it and he’ll get the hang of it! Once that’s done he’ll sit you up in front of him and brush your hair. Making sure to detangle it as gently as possible. Receiving: Loves to hear you sing. Will ask you to serenade him whether you can sing or not. He’ll even make a playlist for you both to cuddle up and listen to together. And by listen to, I mean he’ll listen to you sing every single word off key and fall in love with you even more every time.

Max

Giving: He makes/brings you your favorite snack as well as share a water bottle with you. He wants you to stay hydrated at all times. “Hydrate or diedrate,” he always says. He has a stash of your favorite snacks under the bed so Laura won’t eat them all from you. Or if you’d like, he’ll ask you to join him in cooking dinner. Of course you don’t have to do anything, he just likes your company. Receiving: He isn’t a very complex man. He loves to just lie in bed and cuddle afterwards. He loves the savor the moments where your legs are overlapping his and your face buried into his neck. Give him little kisses every now and then and he’ll be over the moon.

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Mat Baynton Characters + How They Propose To You

Characters: Thomas Thorne, Jamie Winton, Ariel Conroy, Bill Shakespeare, William Agar, Chris Pitt-Goddard

Tags/Warnings: Fluff. Some Vague S*xual Implications. One Reference to Ariel's P*rny Poetry.

A/N: Requested by an anon. I hope you enjoy what I’ve written, and as always reblogs and comments are very much appreciated! I don’t know why William’s part ended up so much longer than the rest of them, but these things happen, I guess. I really like writing these so if you have any suggestions for topics please send them to me!

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Thomas Thorne

Thomas wants nothing more than to propose to you in a very romantic, over-the-top fashion, but with the both of you being ghosts, he obviously cannot. The fact that he can’t even get you a ring distresses him to no end! But still, he knows that he wants to marry you, and spend eternity by your side, so he does the best he can. He asks Alison to get flowers (he’s very specific on the exact type of flowers she needs to acquire), which she uses to decorate the library, in which Thomas plans to propose to you. Thomas leads you to the library, where he asks you to sit down by the window, one of his favourite places to spend time with you. He prepared a (rather long) poem to propose to you with, and you’re both tearing up as he reads it. When you finally get the chance to tell him that yes, you will marry him, he has the biggest grin on his face, and he wraps you up tightly in his arms, whispering to you about how lucky he is to have found you.

Jamie Winton

Jamie would favour a more low-key proposal, but he’d still want it to be special and romantic, so he proposes when he brings you breakfast in bed. He makes you breakfast in bed every weekend, so the gesture doesn’t seem out of place, but the nervous expression on his face and the little box sitting next to your toast certainly do. You look over to Jamie, who’s now kneeling beside the bed, with wide eyes, and he awkwardly smiles at you. He starts giving you this cute little speech about how much he loves you, blushing the whole time. Honestly, you want to just interrupt him so you can tell him “yes”, but you let him say what he needs to say. Once he’s done talking you very enthusiastically accept his proposal, before placing your breakfast aside and pulling Jamie back into bed. You’d have time to eat later, right now you just want to show your fiancé how much you love him.

Ariel Conroy

Ariel wants to go all out when he proposes to you, because under the surface he’s actually quite the romantic. Still, he proposes when you’re at home because of privacy reasons. The whole thing is meticulously planned out – your favourite meal for dinner, bouquets of your favourite flowers, and even some (incredibly porny) poetry that he’s written for you. On the surface he looks very confident, but inside he’s just so slightly nervous that you might say no (and he wouldn’t be able to handle that). Though the whole night is very organised, the proposal itself is quite simple. After all of the dramatics, he pulls you towards him, tilting your chin upwards so you’re looking at him and asks, “Marry me?”. When you say “yes”, Ariel’s eyes light up and he smiles before kissing you, vowing to never let you get away like he did with Hawkwind.

Bill Shakespeare

Bill is going to relish in the romance and drama of proposing to you. Leading up to the proposal, he sends you all kinds of flowers and other gifts for about a week before he finally pops the question. When the day comes, he’s even more affectionate with you than you’re used to; you lose count of how many times he kisses your hand. The proposal itself is certainly very long and poetic, as he gets down on one knee and holds your hands gently in his while he says his piece. The combination of his beautiful words and the adoring way he’s looking up at you proves to make you incredibly flustered and emotional. Once he finally gets to the point and asks you if you’ll be his wife, you accept immediately. Bill is so happy with your answer that he jumps back to his feet and passionately kisses you, only stopping to grin brightly at you.

William Agar

William is so nervous that he can hardly speak. You were told that he wanted to see you, but for a great deal of time you’re just both sitting there in silence as he stares at you. You ask him multiple times if he’s feeling alright, to which he wordlessly nods, but you’re not quite convinced. You assure him that he need not be nervous with you, because he can say anything, and you will be happy to listen. William seems to take these words as encouragement and he stands up, taking a deep breath, before beginning to pace around the room. He’s barely able to keep eye contact with you as he begins listing all the things he admires about you, and you’re pretty sure you know where this is going but you don’t want to make assumptions (though you have been courting for a while, so you’re not exactly surprised).

He even gets a little self-deprecating at one point, where he ponders over whether he’s even good enough for you, to which you speak up and tell him that of course he is. William smiles and blushes before getting back to his speech. Eventually he finishes and finally turns to look at you, looking as if he may faint. Shakily, he kneels down in front of you, before asking very quietly if you’ll do him the honour of becoming his wife. Of course, you say yes, and he looks baffled for a moment before grabbing your hand and kissing it a few times (you can tell that he’s crying a little bit but you choose to say nothing of it). You’d love to actually kiss him properly, but you know that you’re not truly alone and it would be improper. Besides, you’ll have all the time in the world for that once you’re married.

Chris Pitt-Goddard

Chris’ proposal seems to come out of nowhere. You’re cuddled up on the sofa watching TV when he just randomly asks you to marry him. You’re pretty sure he’s just messing with you at first – you’d heard from Tim that Chris believes that marriage is just a useless institution that the government uses to keep tabs on people – so you just laugh it off. But when Chris pulls out the ring he bought for you you’re pretty sure it’s no joke. It looks obscenely expensive, and you have no idea he could have afforded it on a teacher’s salary (spoiler alert: he definitely stole a bunch of money through various schemes to buy it for you). He looks up at you from where his head is resting on your chest with a massive goofy grin as he awaits your reply. You’re surprised for sure, but you can’t say that you’re anywhere close to disappointed, so of course you say “yes”. Chris tries to play it cool, though he’s still grinning, before leaning in to kiss you, leaving whatever show you were watching to be forgotten in the background.

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