Overheard at robotics build session part four:
“Every game is a shooting game, this is America!!!!”
“If I put a nail through a centipede’s head, how many degrees of freedom does it have?”
“Just have a hotswappable monkey brain, that’ll solve the disabling problem.”
“Cannibalism, the only state in the US.”
“Team (number) needs a blow torch! Team (number) would like a fire extinguisher. Team (number) would like a medic. Team (number) would like a new hand, if any of you have a spare hand will you please bring it up to team (number).”
“Let me tell you a story about a long time ago when I did not give a fuck.”
“Cat Crunch. You get the ranking point if you use all nine lives.”
“Come on, buddy! Come on! Do I have to be condescending to you?”
“During the end game you just inject five hour energy into the pigeon and swap it out every five seconds, like disposable pigeons.”
“Rapid react with recycle rush game pieces.”
“I’m gonna go perform some more social engineering, meaning I’m gonna go find his mom and ask where the hot glue gun is.”
(to the tune of footloose) “Goose. Geese goose. Everybody gottta get a goose.”
I work with lunatics
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