Sep 5, 2021
@charged-to-be-free ⚜ "Would you like to hear a joke, Magnus?"
“I’m not sure I’m the best mech to be telling jokes to, but go ahead. I’m always willing to indulge you.”
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@charged-to-be-free ⚜ "Would you like to hear a joke, Magnus?"
“I’m not sure I’m the best mech to be telling jokes to, but go ahead. I’m always willing to indulge you.”
"Can I ask you a personal question, Smokescreen?"
HMM- Sure, Megs! My username is ask-smokescreen for a reason! So ask away! How personal could a question be anyway?
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“Are you one too?”
No, I’m an angel.
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Megatron lets out a soft dramatic gasp, covering his mouth with his digits.
"You poor thing. No one has ever offered you a cookie before? Hold on, let me fix it for you." With a snap of his digits, a small groundbridge appears right above him and a plate pops out of it. The rebel lowers it to Bumblebee's optic level, revealing a bunch of colourful Energon goodie cookies and gives him a friendly welcoming smile.
"Those are cookies!"
Nuh-uh. Nope. Don’t like that at all. Get away, Metal Satan.
Stingers out and mask down, the tiny bot glares at the offending plate from his new position several feet backward, “Man, don’t do that! Keep your portals to yourself!”
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"No, you are correct. I am not. Ah, another fellow Decepticon I see! It's a real pleasure!"
The rebel holds out his servo to the mech.
"Hello, Tarn. I'm Megatron, ex miner, ex champion of Kaon, ex leader of the rebelion, and current mech greeting you!"
Well, Tarn appeared to have been struck by Kaon’s voltage by the face he’s making. A Megatron? Isn’t this a surprise. This is already way better than his old Megatron who’s now an Autobot.
Without a second thought, Tarn shook the mech’s servo. His other servo clasped their joined ones; absolutely ecstatic. “Pleasure is all mine. You remind me of my old Megatron. Any Megatron who isn’t an Autobot is very much welcomed in my presence.”
"Of all history's greatest monsters, you are by far the most evil thing I've encountered."
Evil thing? There is no evil to me, aside from the greed of corpora
Have a Pepsi, and you will calm down.
Anonymous said:
Want an energon goodie?
@charged-to-be-free said:
"What's that? A lone bitty without an Energon cookie?" Megatron pulls out a colourful Energon goodie for baby Ratchet. "Not anymore.~"
Both offers receive the same answer: Ratchet staring at them briefly with a skeptical frown, then promptly turning into a defensive ball.
It seems to be a form of no... Perhaps because he does not know and trust either of them. Or perhaps he knows better than to eat such before he has had a normal meal. Maybe it was a combination of both.
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“Why? You looked good in it. And look,” Megatron pointed at his audial, directly at a small flower placed on it. “we’d have matched flower crowns!~”
A gravid silence stretched on in lieu of the comment. Silas appeared to be struggling with coming to terms with the idea this was happening. This was supposed to be the famous Cybertornian warlord. Retired or not, it stunned him how this mech could be so... toothless... now.
“Flower crowns...” The commander managed to utter in disbelief. “.....What the hell.”