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"Do you wanna hear a cat joke?..." He tried not to laugh. "Just KITTEN I don't have one."

Life: U cant be in a relationship with a fictional charac-

me: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

bubble crocker

Ang Tsaa

RICH VAMPIRE: Oorder ako ng fresh blood.

ORDINARY VAMPIRE: Sa akin isang order na dinuguan.

POOR VAMPIRE: Hot water na lang sa akin.

WAITER: Bakit hot water lang po.?

POOR VAMPIRE: Nakapulot kasi ako ng napkin sa kanto. Mag-tsa tsaa na lang ako... Hahaha!

Annulment

Isang magasawa ang dumulog sa korte para magpaannul.

Judge: Ano ang dahilan para kayo magpaannul?

Babae: (Nagsalita habang nakayuko) Your honor, katawan lang ang gusto niya sa akin.

Judge: Anong pruyba mo?

Babae: (Nakayuko pa rin) Tuwing nag love making kami tinatakpan niya ng towel ang mukha ko.

Judge: Ikaw Mister bakit mo ginawa yun?

Mister: No comment your Honor. Just see for yourself.

Misis: (Nagalit at ihinarap ang mukha sa Judge) See bastos talaga ang taong yan.

Judge: (Habang nakatingin kay Misis.) Annulment petition granted. Ikaw naman lalaki, bakit ngayon ka lang nagfile ng annulment? Ang tiyaga mo.

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