#chatterboxhead

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i was not familiar with your game Jennifer's Body, I thought I was gonna get queer baited

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I'm reading some of the Peter Milligan x-men run and Lorna dating Bobby is so fucking funny. Your ex hates being happy and your new man is gay, girl at this point just give up and start dating women.

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One thing I’ve realized about the Batman Villains tierlist through reading Gail Simone’s Birds of Prey run is that Lady Shiva actually deserves a tier of her own that is higher than S tier, because she is absolutely not a Batman villain. She is the GREATEST FIGHTER IN THE DC UNIVERSE! THAT IS NOT A BATMAN VILLAIN, THAT IS AN INDOMITABLE FIXTURE OF THE UNIVERSE!

I’m honestly hesitant to put her in ANY rogues gallery for the same reason. And her character isn’t intrinsically tied to Batman like a lot of his other villains are. Like she’s Cassandra Cain’s mom but that is the extent of her ties to the batman side of dc.

[cyclopsboxhead]

Birds of Prey issue 75 has two stories and one of them has to play damage control both literally for the loss of the Clocktower but also figuratively for why the hell would Barbara Gordon do that? The answer is whoever was writing Batman at the time had her do it while Batman was fighting Black Mask in the Clock Tower. I can only imagine how infuriating the decision was, and judging by Simone's writing in this issue I'm almost certain it was made without consulting her at all. The first three pages are wordless, Oracle, Black Canary, and Huntress all have nothing to say as they watch in silent vigil the remains of the Clock Tower being contained by the Fire Department. Then the obligatory page where Simone has to explain why the character she's been writing made such a rash, out of character decision: because she was worried about Bruce.

If it makes you upset that's cause it was meant to. It's purposefully falling into the trope of a woman character making a sacrifice to aid the leading man. Not just that, but Simone takes it a step further by having Barbara make herself the damsel in distress. It reads as "oh this is what you meant by making the character I've been writing do that. So I'm just going to say that out loud so it's clear to everyone else."

Then after the obligatory damage control flashback we get the Birds of Prey all together, Huntress and Black Canary are comforting their leader, teammate, and friend. Here's where Simone twists the knife a bit more, having Barbara talk about the things we don't see when things like this happen in comics. What the characters really lose when they make sacrifices like this: old costumes, family photos, a place to sleep. Memories that are now without their talismans for recall. Now these exist only in the mind and in the past.

And then one more page of group healing and it's back to work. Simone doesn't waste time or pages cleaning up the mess another writer made with her character. She uses exactly as much as she needs while also making those moments linger. She wants you to know how this makes her characters, and herself feel, but she isn't going to give the other writer the satisfaction of making the entire story a reaction issue.

It's really a testament to how much Gail Simone cares about the agency of women both on and off the panel.

[cyclopsboxhead]

I think my favorite part of the magnus archives is its expanse. In these statements we are collecting people, each story gives us a new little character to think about. And they're all connected, by this institution, by a shared experience with fear, by the tapes etc. There's such an expanse, and so many different perspectives. I need to find another horror anthology series that gives me that.

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Finals are dire but at least I wanna keep living, I really am doing so much better than last year

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i buzzed on sapporo i wanna jerk off to my monsterfucker comic anthology but my roommate is here

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I no longer want to see events. Also Firestorm should have a new ongoing