hahaha no agent zari dont smile because i made a brilliant deduction and earned your respect youre so sexyyy
@carmensbroom come see the fruits of my labor
as my first official post, i decided to share some headcanons of one of my favorite ships in carmen sandiego, chase devineaux x agent zari :) enjoy!
the definition of malewife and girlboss (my favorite trope)
Both of them really like coffee dates after a long day of work (Chase likes his coffee black and Zari likes a classic hot latte)
I think that, as a child, Zari was quite lonely because of her intimidating persona (not that she cared that much). However, after Chase started to shower her with praises and love, she felt warm and star-struck.
Chase is the only one who Zari shows her soft side to, and he loves her so much <3
Devineaux is ALWAYS there for Zari (as shown in S3 E4). gotta protect your wife, right?
Zari likes to rant and talk about random things for hours, and Chase just likes to listen to her (he may or may not be able to recall what she was talking about, he just thinks it's cute when she goes on tangents like this)
Chase is the big spoon (bc he is, in fact, taller than Zari), but Zari is more dominant in the relationship (not surprising at all)
binge watching crime shows is their favorite kind of dates (besides coffee dates). and yeah, they definitely watch criminal minds and law & order.
julia is the biggest chazari shipper. no i do not take criticism.
Neither of them are particularly fond of PDA, but they are rather affectionate when in private (physical touch is one of devineaux's main love languages)
Chase is 5'11" (canon) and Zari is ~5'6" (not canon)
Zari's love languages are gift-giving and acts of service, and Chase's is physical touch and words of affirmation (giving)
Although Zari isn't the best with words, she makes up for it with her actions towards Chase (i.e. giving him coffee in the morning, taking him to his favorite place, giving small and scattered gifts, etc.)
chase is such a simp for zari. this is canon im the head of netflix /j
Although Zari is currently working with another unnamed ACME agent in the show, she still does (occasionally) work with Devineaux on some cases (which makes Chase happy)
Despite her snarkiness towards Chase, she does find his dorkiness rather cute (and teases him about it sometimes). take that one scene where she teases him about the banana suit incident.
teasing and snarky remarks towards each other is a very strong way for these two to flirt (and julia is casually the third wheel that has to deal with it all)
although they do get in some (and rare) fights, they don't really last long and it's normally over something small that they get over easily (and they make up over it by spending time together)
esfp chase and istj zari is a great concept
the first time they kissed was the first time chase had a meltdown (in a good way). tbh it was probably his first kiss in a LONG time.
chase believes in "I love my wife sm she is so fucking cool" supremacy and zari thinks it's so cute. now im thinking of chase in a cheerleader uniform just to support his wife
Julia: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-
Julia and Carmen, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!
Chase: Our turn, Zari! One, two, three- vanilla!
Zari, deadpan: I’ve never had cake, what is cake.
