Scuzz regularly jumps onto Beta’s back or shoulders with no warning whatsoever, despite the fact that she knows very well that there’s a good chance this will cause all 500 pounds of xem to fall directly on top of her. She has to. For The Bit.

Discoholic 🪩

PR's Tumblrdome
hello vonnie
$LAYYYTER
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year

JVL
cherry valley forever
Stranger Things
Misplaced Lens Cap
Show & Tell
art blog(derogatory)
Three Goblin Art
d e v o n

ellievsbear
tumblr dot com
Peter Solarz
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
styofa doing anything
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
seen from United States

seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from Germany
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from Türkiye

seen from Australia
seen from United States
seen from Indonesia
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Nigeria

seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States

seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
seen from United States
@brookreader
Scuzz regularly jumps onto Beta’s back or shoulders with no warning whatsoever, despite the fact that she knows very well that there’s a good chance this will cause all 500 pounds of xem to fall directly on top of her. She has to. For The Bit.
they're so cuttteee togethheerrr [sobbing noises]
This belovéd weirdo
Unironically, this is why society would crumble without diversity
This post is… EDIBLE!!
You are 60% water and every lake, river, pond, swamp, creek, and ocean you encounter wants to reclaim it desperately. Be careful out there.
Good, I hope it haunts everyone about to enter a body of water so bad that they wear a life jacket. 🙌
Every single person I knew (past tense) who has drowned was "a strong swimmer." Water in the wild does not care how good you are at swimming.
I mean this with all due respect:
You are not going to pass a skillcheck against a rip current once it has you.
Waves will not bow to your physical prowess no matter how impressive.
Shock does not care that you used to be on your school swim team.
If you hit your head, being good at swimming isn't going to turn you face-up while you're unconscious.
You may be unable to return to shore. Rescue may be unable to find you quickly.
Scheduling this for when weather starts warming up. Be careful swimming this summer
good bunny morning 🌄🐇
IM ALL EARS
i like when fiction treats love as a more complicated force and not something that is inherently pure, redemptive, or salvific. portray it as flawed and complex as any other human impulse. give me love as prejudice, love as possessive stasis, love as addiction, love as blindness, etc.
'Love conquers all, and that's not a good thing' our beloved
I will asexual-ify any character I want, I will asexualize characters in ways you've never seen before. I Do Not Care. Your fav is a virgin now. They are unfuckable
you guys do realise walking doesn't actually move you anywhere right? it just destroys you entirely and places a perfect copy of you right in front of where you were standing
You know, if there was one person I would trust with saving the world PHM-style it would in fact be my middle school science teacher so like I really can’t fault Stratt for that decision
The more things change, the more things stay the same....
can ANYONE do something about him. can someone PLEASE stop him. can we do anything at all about the lancelot situation.
i walk a fine line between “i’m asexual and i hate how much the world revolves around sex” and “sex is way too stigmatized and people should be able to be more open about it if they want to”
I think these are two sides of the coin called "sex should not be such a big deal"
I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.
He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense
Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.
My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.
Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.
He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM
Grown ass woman cartwheels towards teenager with murderous intent
watching lost content with tumblr sensation @confetti-smoker folks
You couldn't waterboard that out of me. Not because it's a deep secret or anything but because torture is psychological power play that's been repeatedly demonstrated to be of functionally no use in getting accurate information out of someone
we should abandon the current US government system and replace it with the ranking system in warrior cats don’t @ me
babies. duh
Are you telling me kids are going to be apprentices for like twelve fuckin years,,,, thats 24 times as long,,,,
yes. 12 years: 1st grade to 12th grade, american school system. ive thought this through
And what the h*ck is the medicine cat
you guys are really not thinking this through huh it’s a fucking doctor you degenerate
wait. what are cats then
…theyre still cats what the fuck are you on
do we actually hunt for food or do we go grocery shopping and call it hunting
i said the ranking system guys not their lifestyle im going to lose it
the fuck is a warrior cat
someone’s going to die today and it sure as fuck is not going to be me
Would the time zones become the clans or would it just be randomly assigned
it’s the ranking system. the leader is the president. it’s one clan. we’re one clan can’t you fucking read i’m this close to bursting into tears
ok but what about other countries? would there be americaclan and canadaclan and stuff?
it does say US government system on the original post. you saw that, right? you read the post? the US? just america?
wait does that mean the president rules until someone else comes along and wrecks their shit?
i mean, yeah. until that motherfucker dies he’s leader, that’s how wc works. kill your leader, start a riot & shut the fuck up im so stressed
I, for one, do not think trump should get nine lives
neither should tigerstar but guess what
Isn’t this just a monarchy? Or a dictatorship?
it’s the warrior cats ranking style that’s what it is
hey @tophat-octopus trying to hide this stupid question in the tags. what do you think a vice president is
what are two legs considered?
youre just like the guy who asked what cats would be. twolegs are people we just wouldn’t use that term??? im
probably a dumb question but what about rogues and loners
rogues arent even a part of the clan ranking system i do not think i can handle this thread much longer
what about other government officials? are they just warriors? or would they not exist??
thEYRE WARRIORS. THEY DONT EXIST I CANNOT DO THSI ANYMORE
why the fuck is firefox tweeting abt warrior cats
tweeting? i’m tweeting? tweeting? this is Twitter? huh? is this fucking Twitter?