#zari cs

[st0r-fruit]

Sigh...cant keep holding you guys like this...

Have a relationship tier as a wip....take this as you will

[swaggymozzarella]

matching icons for you and bae 😩 /j

[someone-online]

Carmen Sandiego Characters as things my AP Physics teacher has said

Carmen Sandiego: Remember what happens when protons move? *explosion mouth noises*

Player: Back in the olden days, you couldn’t build tall buildings. There’s the ground, and here’s a cloud. If you had a tall building, lightning would strike it, and it would catch on fire, and everyone would die.

Zack: Wire. Wire. Wire. Wire. Lightbulb. Wire. Wire.

Ivy: A thing on a thing, if you have a thing with a thing, it’s just mr squared for the thing.

Shadowsan: I just have two reminders for today: One, pass your exams. And two, don’t fail your exams.

Julia Argent: This guy was pretty cool in his time, because he was an average guy who did science.

Chase Devineaux: NYUHHHHHHHHhhhhh!!!

Chief: Just so you know... next time you want a not annoying FRQ, don’t sing “Happy Birthday” during a review.

Agent Zari: This is why you’re all gonna fail.

Coach Brunt: I don’t take emotional attendance.

Countess Cleo: I went to a barbershop where they don’t speak English so they don’t talk to me.

Dr. Bellum: I don’t think the cows understand physics. Cows are pretty dumb.

Maelstrom: This one almost escapes Earth’s gravity. Almost. But it doesn’t. It goes up here, then crashes and burn.

Tigress: If I saw any of you walking in my neighborhood, I’d move immediately.

Graham/Gray/Crackle: Imagine being enough of a jerk to say 2700 seconds.

El Topo: I don’t know where this slide came from.

Le Chèvre: We should just... go out in the courtyard and throw stuff to find Earth’s escape velocity.

Paperstar: Then there’s a knife. Why’s there a knife? Because I put it there.

Spinkick: What if cavities don’t actually exist and it only depends on the dentist you go to?

FlyTrap: When I took Diff EQ in college, I just played Pokémon because the teacher was boring.

Neal the Eel: We’re not really gonna do it, we’re just gonna say “hi” to it.

Roundabout: There’s gonna be some weird drawings on the exam... Like a metal bar. There’s a metal bar. In space. Because someone put it there.

The Troll: I will give you the answer now that Google told me.

[doomingthenarrative]

Julia: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three- Julia and Carmen, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks! Chase: Our turn, Zari! One, two, three- vanilla! Zari, deadpan: I’ve never had cake, what is cake.

[doodlethesnicker]

Her idiots

Zari: Okay, why did we hire idiots?? 3 IDIOTS??

Chief: They're not idiots.

Zari: Then WHAT ARE THEY?

Chief, giving Zack, Ivy and Chase piggyback rides: They're my idiots!

[lightys-artandwriting]

I now declare every Friday as Zari Day.

[st0r-fruit]

LGBTQ+ HEADCANONS PART 2

TEAM ACME

Team red here

Team vile here

Edit: fixed chief's, see it for yourself :)

[swaggymozzarella]

is it just me or does her partner look like he's trying not to laugh 😭