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[choicesarehard]

Art Commission: Logan & Ellie by @cheapbourbon for #RoDAW

i’ve waited five months to share this one, reblogs appreciated

[believe-in-alderaan]

Cal Kestis and Armitage Hux

My half of an art trade with the AMAZING @cheapbourbon!  Also go see @first-order-jedi

[boganodawns]

Kylo? Fucking. Emo. Baby. Ren? Any H/Cs around their interactions? Or his opinions on what Hux is doing? Does Cal ever very specifically head-butt Kylo in the nose?

I’m answering this one first bc HOO BOY DOES CAL HAVE SOME THOUGHTS™ ABOUT KYLE RON

Cal finds him absolutely ridiculous and from their first meeting continuously finds ways to poke and prod at him. He thinks Ren’s temper is too quick, he’s an entitled brat, and his reasons for being in the First Order are shallow and pitiful.

He definitely doesn’t think Ren deserves the chance to become Supreme Leader (In fact, he doesn’t believe a force user should be the head of any functional government), and continuously needles him when context allows.

Oh, sure, when absolutely necessary he’ll show some reverence, but by the time he’s fully entrenched in the FO, he shares Hux’s opinions of Ren. He’s a sulking, spoiled child who takes his power and position for granted.

It doesn’t help that Cal despises him on principle bc Snoke’s original intention was to have Cal conditioned and then given to Ren like some kind of gift, an obedient second in command for him and possible apprentice, or even the start of the rebirth of the Inquisitorius. 

Cal learns of this from Hux and his already low opinion of the Leader of the Knights of Ren drops even further at the idea of being commanded directly by him.

Of course, Ren is furious because Cal was supposed to be his, and Hux managed to snatch the last classically-trained Jedi out from under him. This colours a lot of his interactions with Cal and leads to Cal’s less-than-stellar opinion of him.

Ren finds Cal fascinating, especially in the early stages (Before Hux gets his claws sunk deep in the Jedi). His abilities are rare and extremely well-developed, he’s an expert fighter, and even before he’s cleared for sparring he demonstrates a deep knowledge of Jedi history. 

Ren wants that. He wants to know everything Cal does, and Cal absolutely does not want to share any of his secrets.

Is there perhaps a time when they’re sparring and Cal decides “fuck this” and uses his psychometry? Yes. Is his reaction to this visceral and absolutely furious and directed at Ren? Yes.

Does Ren retaliate at a later date by using Cal’s psychometry against him (in a very uncharacteristic demonstration of tactical smarts)? Yes. Does this result in Cal with a scar and a deep distrust of Kylo Ren, driving Cal closer to Hux and leading to to a rift that splits the entire First Order in half?... maybe.

Kyle Ron is fascinated by Cal, but also painfully jealous and infuriated by his lack of respect.

Cal almost pities Ren, that he would sacrifice his entire family  for power, that he is so conflicted but continues to make the wrong choices out of stubborn persistence.

But mostly he just thinks Ren’s an immature child.

[messedupessy]

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OK SRS LOOK AT THAT BACKGROUND LIKE OMG ITS SO GOOD ALL THOSE PILLOWS LOOKS SO GOOD AND COMFY AND THE PATTERNS ON THEM ALL ARE SO GOOD AHH AND THE CURTAINS IN THE BACKGROUND ARE SO GOOD TOO AND THE PLANT YES LOVE THE PLANT ITS SO GOOD HOW THE FYUCK DO U DRAW A PLANT THAT GOOD BC I HAVE NO CLUE NJRGEKJGEKJGE AND THE PATTERN ON THE POT LOOKS SO GOOD AND LOOK AT THAT RUG ITS SO FLUFFY AND NICE YES AND THE MARBLE FLOOR I THINK ITS MARBLE LOOKS SO GOOD TOO YES AND THE WOODEN WALLS ARE SO GOOD I WISH I COULD DRAW WOOD LIKE THAT KJRENGKJENGKJE

AND THE BOY MY GOD LOOK AT MY FRIKKING BOY GEKJGKJGKJEG HIS POSE IS SO PERFECT HIS FRIKKING NECKLACE LOOKS SO GOOD AND IT MUST HAVE BEEN SUCH A PAIN TO DRAW BUT GOD IT LOOKS PERFECT AF! I SRS ADORE HOW YOU DRAW THEM CLOTHING FOLDS BC GOD LOOK AT THEM AND THE BANDANA THE FOLDS AND THE PATTERN IS SO GOOD AND GREAT LOVE IT SO MUCH AND THE FEATHER NO WAIT FEATHERS THERE ARE TWO NOICE I JUST NOTICED AHHH LOVE IT AND THE BANDANA JEWELRY THINGIE LOOKS SO GOOD TOO YES

I AM ALWAYS SO LIKE IN AWE WHEN PPL DRAW THEM REALISTIC SKELETON HANDS BC GOD THEY SO GOOD AND YOURS ARE LIKE SO AMAZING HOW CAN YOU EVEN BOTHER THO I SURE AIEN’T COMPLAINING BC GOD THEM HANDS ARE SO GOOD AND LOOK AT THE RINGS AND BRACELETS THEY ALL SO GOOD AND HIS CLOTHES ARE AMAZING AND THE WINE BOTTLE AND GLASS IS SO GOOD TOO AHHHHHHHHHH

AND NOW HIS FACE HIS BEAUTIFUL FACE HE LOOKS SO GOOD AND BEAUTIFUL AND EXACTLY HOW I HOPED HE WOULD LOOK LIKE AS HE LOOKS PERFECTLY TIPSY AND A BIT FLIRTY AND ITS SO GOOD AND THE TOOTHGAP AND FRECKLES ARE YES HIS WHOLE FACE IS SO PERFECT AND I JUST WANNA SMOOCH MY BOI SO BAD ❤❤❤

BUT AHHH THANK YOU SO MUCH BOURBON FOR LETTING ME COMMISSION YOU I LOVE IT SO MUCH AHH ❤❤❤

[corelliaxdreaming]

Oh here’s a random tidbit for you, while the Jedi runes around the promo picture of the lightsaber translated to nothing but gibberish- the text on the doorway on the cover of the art book clearly translates to “All glory and praise to kujehmay” “Okujemayhi”

Ooh, I definintely hadn’t heard anything about this. Interesting...

[wiccaraven13]

OMG this day just got better my SpicyHoney book is here and look at the page I sponsored it so gorgeous thank you @cheapbourbon for making amazing art, this glorious ship, and letting me be apart of this amazing fandom you have I will love and cherish these forever and one of those stickers will go on my laptop for sure thank you again now I have to go wipe my tears of joy

[keelywolfe]

😗❤️🧡

Soft like a marshmallow, yes, doesn’t show at all in my writing, does it, LOL!

[crushingonrazz]

Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order and everything becomes... chaos. I’m an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It’s fair!

So @itsladykit created an AU called Twistfell, the Papyrus of which reminds me more than a little of Heath Ledger’s Joker. I love this au, and I highly encourage all of you to check it out.