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The recent Big Cats posts reminded me of something: do the SL Schnees do the Snow Leopard tail-nom? What do the other cats think of it?

Oh, the nom is real, alright. And boy, do the Schneeblings nom proudly.

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SL!Whitley: (sleeping and nom-sucking his tail)

Cheetah!Ruby: Uh..... Weiss? Is that normal?

SL!Weiss: Of course, it's normal! It happens to be a soothing technique that calms us down. The nerve! Hmph! (Turns away dramatically and walks away while noming her own tail)

Panther!Blake: (watching from a distance) Huh... The more you know.

Tiger!Yang: (glances at her tail flicking back and forth) Hmmm.... (noms her tail and growl-whines) Ouch! Yeah. No. That hurts.

Panther!Blake: (sighs and covers her eyes with her paw) Why do I love you?

GF!Robin: (watching from her hiding spot) Huh... I wonder if Winter does that? (Sprints over to the snow leopard exhibit) Hey, Winter! I got a question for y-

SL!Winter: (mid tail nom, spits out her tail and repositions herself) Robin, I didn't hear you coming.

GF!Robin: ........Bahahahahaha! This is the best day of my life!

#bumbleby #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #rwby #weiss schnee #ruby rose #rwby crack post #big cat au #white rose #snow leopard weiss #snow leopard winter #snow leopard whitley #cheetah ruby #panther blake #tiger yang #grey fox robin #schneewood forest

In the big cat au can we get cheetah Ruby and panther Blake meeting but Blake misunderstanding and being jealous

I'm having a little difficulty understanding how this is written. Like, P!Blake is jealous of C!Ruby because she's so close to T!Yang?

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Panther!Blake: (steps out of the pond after her morning swim and blinks when she sees T!Y being a living weighted blanket for C!R)

Panther!Blake: (murderous aura swirls around her as she slowly approaches the two)

Tiger!Yang: Hey, Blake! How was your swim?

Panther!Blake: ....Fine..

Cheetah!Ruby: (finally relaxed) uuuuuuuggghhhh.... Thanks, Yang! I appreciate the weighted blanket treatment. My anxiety's been unreal ever since that new snow leopard got put in the enclosure next door.

Tiger!Yang: Awwww~ Sounds like my widdle sister has a crush~ (starts licking C!R's fur aggressively in a teasing manner)

Cheetah!Ruby: Ahhhh! (struggles to get out from underneath T!Y) Yang! Stop! You're messing up my scruff!!!

Panther!Blake: Sis...ter....? (covers eyes with her paw) I've gotta relax...

#thanks anon #big cat au #yang xiao long #bumbleby #blake belladonna #ruby rose #tiger yang #cheetah ruby #panther blake

Hello, Me again... this is a stupid ask for the "Big Cats AU" and I'm not expecting a blurb, just your thoughts. Cougars, while they can't "Roar" are known for their "Scream". While is supposed to sound like a woman in distress. So anyway the question is... has Jaune discovered this ability and has he ever used it to either prank the other Big Cats, or more in line to his character... used it to startle people away from the enclosures when they seem to be distressing the others (maybe in particular Lion!Pyrrha)

Like I said, stupid ask, that just popped into my head. Keep up the excellent work.

This actually helped me think of something to write, so I'll add a blurb here. Jaune doesnt' exactly have full control of his scream.

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Cheetah!Ruby: WHOA!!! Where did all these cougars come from?!?!?!

Field Trip full of kids pass through with a ton of mom chaparones.

Cheetah!Ruby: Oh, and the pumas too.

Lion!Pyrrha: Apparently the seven adults are Jaune's sisters, and all forty-three cubs are his nieces.

Tiger!Yang: FORTY-THREE?????!!!?!?!?!?!?!?

Panther!Blake & SL!Weiss: (balk and ears and tails go limp)

Lion!Pyrrha: Something about a family reunion.

Cougar!Jaune: (running away in fear) NOOOOOO!!! I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS!!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!

43 Cubs: (various ages and chasing C!J) Uncle Jaune! Come play with us! We need to practice our hunting skills!

Cougar!Jaune: WHY DO YOU HAVE TO PRACTICE THEM ON ME?!?!?!?! (climbs a tree to get away from the sea of cubs) Pyrrha! Help me! Bianca! Olivia! Rosmary! Karen! Aqua! Jade! Saphron! Control your cubs!!!

Tree: (bark gives way, trapping C!Jaune's claws as he plummets to the ground)

Cougar!Jaune: (does a cougar scream as he falls and slams into the ground)

RWBY: (wince as they watch the dust settle and the sea of cubs bum rush C!J)

White Rose Cubs: Big Cat AU

Cheetah!Ruby: (pacing outside of the cubbing den) Oh, gosh! Oh, gosh! Oh, gosh! Oh, gosh! Oh, gosh! Oh, gosh! Oh, gosh! Oh, gosh! Oh, gosh! Oh, gosh! Oh, gosh! Oh, gosh! Oh, gosh! Oh, gosh! Oh, gosh!

Tiger!Yang: Ruby, I know you're an anxious species, but try to relax. Blake is in there with Weiss and the Keepers watching on the camera to help her get through labor. She'll be fine.

Cheetah!Ruby: Oh, I know she'll be fine! I'm worried about me!

SnowLeopard!Weiss: (from inside the den, roars) RUBY, I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!

Cheetah!Ruby: eep! (tries to sprint away only to get tackled by T!Y)

Tiger!Yang: Forced weighted blanket!

Cheetah!Ruby: (squirms for a few seconds before calming down) Oooooh... thanks, Sis. You're the best weighted blanket.

-Inside the Den-

Panther!Blake: Come on, Weiss. You got one out. You can get this one.

SnowLeopard!Weiss: I have no idea how you managed to push out three of these parasites! Much less that big one! I feel like I'm dying!!!

-One Hour Later-

Panther!Blake: (exits cubbing den and blinks at T!Y is still laying on C!R) Weiss and the cubs are doing fine. You have two beautiful cubs, Ruby. Congratulations.

Cheetah!Ruby: (perks up and bites T!Y's paw to get her to roll off and sprints into the den) Weiss!!!

Tiger!Yang: How did it go?

Panther!Blake: Honestly, there were three. The runt didn't make it, but Weiss and Ruby don't need to know that. The keepers took it right away.

Tiger!Yang: Oh, no... I guess that's what happens when a genetic miracle happens. Some issues.... That's a secret between us.

Panther!Blake: I need to see the cubs now, please?

Tiger!Yang: Of course. (walks P!B back to their enclosure)

-In the Cubbing Den-

Cheetah!Ruby: Weiss???

SnowLeopard!Weiss: (laying tiredly as two cubs nurse) In here, Ruby. Don't worry. I'm too tired to kill you right now.

Cheetah!Ruby: (grumbles in a chuckle and walks in. She gasps when she sees the cubs)

Blizzard: (snow leopard build, markings, and fur type but cheetah coloring)

Savanah: (cheetah build and markings but with snow leopard coloring)

Cheetah!Ruby: (lays down next to Weiss and gives gentle licks while purring) They're perfect. Maybe even more perfect than you. Hehe. I'm joking.

SnowLeopard!Weiss: (huffs tiredly) You know what? I'm inclined to agree.

#bumbleby #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #ruby rose #weiss schnee #white rose #big cat au #cheetah ruby #snow leopard weiss #panther blake #tiger yang #sorry for the little angst guys #two anons asked for this back to back so here we are

So you've got tiger!Yang and panther!Blake. How 'bout Ruby and Weiss getting introduced to cheetah!Ruby and snow leopard!Weiss? That way we'll have a complete big cat RWBY AU.

Cheetah!Ruby made headlines because of her unique colour mutation. Looking she's got a red sheen to her fur.

Snow leopard!Weiss, being of an endangered species, recently got released from an animal hospital after being shot in the side by a poacher.

Cat!Weiss is/was standoffish with cat!Ruby but has grown to tolerate her presence, whilst cat!Ruby just seems content to have someone near to calm the anxiety cheetahs are known to have.

For shits and giggles, Oscar is sitting with Ilia because he's in the same situation with Ruby as Ilia is with Blake.

I did do a skit where Ruby was a shephard/lab mix that calmed down Cheetah!Weiss, but let's see how this RWBY-ception would work. Let's go!

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Weiss: Does anyone else think it's odd that the animals we're caring for are named after our friends...or girlfriends in some cases...?

Blake & Yang: (snuggled together and lounging against T!Y next with P!B draped over their laps) No, not really.

Tiger!Yang & Panther!Blake: (nuzzling noses together affectionately)

Weiss: Of course, you don't. (gently strokes SL!W's fur) You are ridiculously soft.

SnowLeopard!Weiss: (preens proudly)

Cheetah!Ruby: (barrels into Weiss excitedly and rubs up on SL!W while laying on Weiss)

Weiss: Ruby! Get off of me!

Ruby: (sitting on the other side of SL!W) But I'm not on you, Weiss.

Weiss: I'm talking to the cheetah!

Cheetah!Ruby: (rubs Weiss's head lovingly)

Weiss: Yes, yes, I love you too.

Ruby: (starry eyes) You love me?!

Weiss: Again...cheetah.... (quietly) but yes...

Ruby: (pouts and grabs SL!W's cheeks) Well, I love my fluffy Weiss! (rubs noses together)

SnowLeopard!Weiss: (growls happily but puffs up)

Yang: And I love Blake (kisses Blake's cheek)

Panther!Blake: (growls)

Yang: Both of my Blakes. (kisses between P!B's ears)

Panther!Blake: (grumbles happily)

Blake: (kisses Yang back) And I love my Yangs (kisses T!Y's muzzle)

Tiger!Yang: (covers face with enormous paw all flustered)

Ilia: (still in the observing area brooding) This is ridiculous.

Oscar: Brooding over being cockblocked by a big cat?

Ilia: Yup...

Oscar: Mind if I join you?

Ilia: Go for it.

Oscar: Thanks (sits next to Ilia and stares at SL!W in disbelief) How did I lose out to that????

#bumbleby #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #rwby #ruby rose #weiss schnee #white rose #rwby crack post #big cat AU #panther blake #tiger yang #snow leopard weiss #cheetah ruby #thanks drenosa!

ten seconds for a feline is too much, what is that? a podcast?

Sorry. I don't exactly sit and watch the farm cats with a stopwatch while they're going at it hahaha! I'm more focused on swatting the male off of the female because I don't want dad breeding his daughter.

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Lion!Pyrrha: (shocked and tail twitching) Wait. Yang lasted how long????

Panther!Blake: Ten seconds.

SnowLeopard!Weiss: You're bluffing.

Panther!Blake: Hey, just because you can't mate unless your keeper is right there doesn't mean other cats can't last more than two seconds.

SnowLeopard!Weiss: (gasps) I told you that in confidence!!!

Jaguar!Diana: (eyeing up T!Y) I wouldn't mind extending the royal line...

Panther!Blake: (roars and swats J!D's flank) Back off, Wonder Cat!!!

-Across the Enclosure-

Tiger!Yang: Are they still staring?

Cheetah!Ruby: (looks up the grade) Yup?

Tiger!Yang: (scrunches up as tight as possible and wraps her tail around her backside) I feel like a piece of meat.

Cheetah!Ruby: How's it feel knowing that you are what you eat?

Tiger!Yang: Shut it, sis... You're not even in the breeding program yet.

Cheetah!Ruby: (jumping with joy) Yay for genetic deformity that makes me undesireable!!!

#ruby's silver eyes are considered a negative trait that's kept her out of the breeding program and she loves it #bumbleby #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #weiss schnee #ruby rose #pyrrha nikos #lion pyrrha #panther blake #tiger yang #cheetah ruby #snow leopard weiss #big cat au #jaguar diana #thanks anon

Big Cats AU:

Cheeta!Ruby is overcome by a big case of the Zoomies. Normally this isn't much of an issue as she'd be contained by her enclosure. This time she had managed to get out and go on a stroll before the Zoomies struck her.

Now she zipping to-and-fro, challenging everything and everyone to a race and just expending a metric tonne of energy, chittering and meowing away at a mile-a-second.

Aaaaand she's tired now. Good night.

Love it! Let's go!

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Cheetah!Ruby and Tiger!Yang are leisurely walking through the streets of Vale after breaking out of their enclosures to properly stretch their legs. Tourists scream and run in terror. Locals nod at the danger kitties as they pass. Some even give them treats.

Cheetah!Ruby: Thanks for coming with me, Yang. My legs were really starting to cramp up.

Tiger!Yang: No problem, Rubes! Last time you came into the city, you got into the middle of a robbery.

Cheetah!Ruby: Hey! That is so not fa-

Tiger!Yang: ...Ruby?

Cheetah!Ruby: (stopped dead in her tracks and giving off a thousand yard stare)

Tiger!Yang: (waves her massive paw in front of Ruby's face) Helloooooo, Vale to Ruuuuuuby.

Cheetah!Ruby: (starts vibrating)

Tiger!Yang: Oh....

Cheetah!Ruby: (vibrates harder)

Tiger!Yang: Oh, no....

Cheetah!Ruby: (vibrates violently)

Tiger!Yang: Ruby, Ruby, Ruby, don't. No. Remember your breathing. Take deep, calming breaths.

Cheetah!Ruby: (blasts from a complete stand still like a cartoon down the street, leaving behind a smoking, black trail on the pavement in her wake) WOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Tiger!Yang: (fur whipped in the direction C!R ran) ......Yeeeaaaahhh, that's not ideal....

Cheetah!Ruby: (sprinting as fast as she can through the streets of Vale) I'M THE WIND!!! I AM SPEED!!! NOTHING CAN CATCH ME!!!! (speeds passed a car) SUCK LESS, CAR!!! GO FASTER!!! (sprints passed a bus) YOU MAY BE NAMED AFTER A FAST DOG, BUT I'M FASTER!!! (runs alongside a train for a surprising chunk of time) COME ON!!! THAT ALL YOU GOT!?!?!?! I CAN STILL BEAT YOU!!! I'LL PASS YOU BEFORE YOU GET TO THE EMERALD-

C!R's Internal Gas Tank: (blows a gasket and fuel gage plummets to E)

Cheetah!Ruby: (pauses mid-air and slams into the ground, sliding across the grass until she finally skids to a halt, completely passed out and snoring) hoooooonk-mememememe.... hooooonk-memememememe.....

Tiger!Yang: (rides up in the bed of Old Man Shopkeep's truck) Well... at least the road rash is minor this time....

#yang xiao long #rwby #ruby rose #rwby crack post #rwby shitpost #big cat au #cheetah ruby #tiger yang #ruby the speed demon

... I have a bad idea but would Ruby or Weiss have any cubs or no?

Technically, no. Cheetahs are the only species in their genus, so they can't procreate with the other big or small cats. HOWEVER, this is fiction. I'm willing to bend the rules of Mother Nature.