No big drawings today, have a doodle on tne new program I'm using
Hell husbands Al and Vox belong to @cherry-blitz toghether with their child Narwin who is one day old and beautiful and squishy (I love him he's perfect)
So this is part 2 to whatever the fuck this was where I just put all of @cherry-blitz's Alastors in a white room with rats. Butt it's actually a fanfiction this time. We're going to pretend somewhere along the way the Alastors actually came up with better names, or their au names. (Canon Al is still Demon Alastor and Persistance Al is Fluffy Alastor cuz of his hair lmao). This is kinda just a warmup bc I reallyyy need to make BttB 4.
So without further ado, Vox Simps in a Box part 2 (yes I named it that. Complain and you go in the hater hole™)
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HusbandAl moved away from the arguing group of Alastors. God, they were loud. He wasn't even sure what the hell they were talking about, neither did he want to know. He wondered how his Vox was fairing now that he was... well, wherever he was.
Of course, his thoughts were interrupted. Not by yelling, but by FluffyAl being shoved into him by ExecutionerAl. HusbandAl immediately retaliated and shoved FluffyAl off of him. Then he turned to ExecutionerAl with a scowl. "What the fuck was that for?"
"SimpAlastor was touching me!" ExecutionerAl yelled and pointed at FluffyAl like a child who was blamed for breaking a window with a baseball.
"I thought we agreed on the name FluffyAl, dipshit!" FluffyAl complained at ExecutionerAl. "And I bumped into your shoulder for fucks sake." He very much looked like we wanted to break a plate of jambalaya over the other Alastor's head. "And AngelAl bumped into me first."
"Did not!" AngelAl interjected. HusbandAl prepared to tell these fools off, when DemonAl beat him to it.
"For the love of Hell, will you all cease your immature behavior?" DemonAl says as he pushes FluffyAl and ExecutionerAl away from each other. "We all need to focus on the target here." FluffyAl rolled his eyes while ExecutionerAl turned away and fixed his bow tie.
"What 'target' do you mean?" HusbandAl inquires, crossing his arms. DemonAl squinted his eyes at HusbandAl with a wondering look.
"Are you incompetent perhaps? It's, oh, maybe, getting out of this damned place?" DemonAl questions.
"And here's Mr.Everyone-Needs-To-Get-Along calling me incompetent." HusbandAl looked proud of his reply, as it made DemonAl bite back a remark of his own, and maybe a death threat. DemonAl inhaled, and turned his attention to everyone else.
"Listen, we have gotten no where. We've been here for what, 45 minutes?" He questions to no one in particular. "And some of the most powerful people in Hells across the universe, and I guess Heaven too," He gestures to AngelAl, "can't get along and figure out how to get home. So please, stop being assholes to each other and let's get to thinking."
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Ignore the jambalaya joke. I had to. (Part 3 mayhaps?)
I'm Cuwalli and this is my household cleaning product, ✨️ Spritz ✨️
Yet another AMAZING tattoo put on me by the incredible Lee Dandy! Please go check out their Instagram and give them a follow, if you can! 🙏 And if you're in Richmond, they're here for 2 more days over at Unkindness Art!
I just couldn't say no to getting ✨️the boy✨️ somewhere on me. I love him way too much. Pictures don't do him justice at all.
MIMIC: Did you remember to-
COPY-CAT: Yes Mimic, yes I did.
MIMIC: Cause last time you wanted to bring it somewhere you forgot.
COPY-CAT: Well I didn't this time.
MIMIC: Okay then.
[Copy-Cat walks out of his room, Blitz waiting impatiently outside.]
BLITZ: Ugh, come on!!
BLITZ: I wanna kick some ass already!
COPY-CAT: ...
BLITZ: What, no response?
BLITZ: ...Let's just go, okay?
COPY-CAT: Hmpf.
[The two of them walked across the floating island, not talking at all. They arrived at the battle room, Copy-Cat pushing it open.]
COPY-CAT: Let's go.
[Blitz walked inside, Copy-Cat walking behind her. The room changed into a large wooden beam across a deep blue ocean.]
BLITZ: Woah!
BLITZ: I'd appreciate some kind of warning next time-
BLITZ: Ah!
[Copy-Cat slashed at Blitz with some kind of sword.]
BLITZ: What the-
BLITZ: What's your problem!?
COPY-CAT: I'm going to win.
BLITZ: Uhm, don't you know that the voters usually decide who wins?
COPY-CAT: Well then I'm going to have fun taking you to pieces.
BLITZ: ...Why?
COPY-CAT: Because it sucks to lose!
[Blitz looked at him with a face of confusion and slight offence.]
BLITZ: Mhm. Yeah.
BLITZ: Let's fight, I need a punching dummy too.
[Blitz rushed over at Copy-Cat, kicking him off the bar. He reacted quickly, grabbing onto it and flipping back on.]
COPY-CAT: ...
[He jumped at Blitz, slashing at her again. Blitz dodged out of the way each time, just barely though.]
BLITZ: Ugh, can you just stop!?
COPY-CAT: I need this!
BLITZ: Well so do I!
[Blitz thrusted her leg at Copy-Cat again, smacking one of his swords out into the ocean.]
BLITZ: Hah!
COPY-CAT: Augh!
[Copy-Cat punched Blitz high into the air.]
BLITZ: AAAAAAH!!
COPY-CAT: Heh...
COPY-CAT: HAHAHA!
COPY-CAT: That feels so good...
ZTARDUZT: Hello.
COPY-CAT: Ah!
ZTARDUZT: I hope I'm not intruding on anything.
COPY-CAT: N- no, no you're not.
ZTARDUZT: Good, becauze I need to issue a takedown requezt.
[ZTARDUZT approaches!]
COPY-CAT: Stay back you... twisted image!
ZTARDUZT: I cannot do that.
COPY-CAT: Ugh, if it's a fight you want...
COPY-CAT: It's a fight you're not gonna win!
[Copy-Cat rushed towards the k̶͌ͅa̶̩̿l̴̰̕i̷͔̕ȇ̵͎ṋ̴̍, weapon in hand. He goes for a strike and-]
COPY-CAT: Eugh-
ZTARDUZT: Too zlow.
[ZTARDUZT dealt a clean punch to his stomach.]
ZTARDUZT: Now I will remove you.
[Behind them Blitz lands, dazed. She stands up and sees what's going on.]
BLITZ: Huh?
[ZTARDUZT has Copy-Cat raised in their arms.]
BLITZ: Oh no...!
BLITZ: What can I do...
BLITZ: Oh! I know!
[Blitz jumps into the air, landing down on top of ZTARDUZT with a kick. They fall to the ground, Copy-Cat tumbling across the beam.]
BLITZ: Take that! And take that!
BLITZ: And take THAT!
[Blitz pummelled ZTARDUZT before kicking them off the beam.]
BLITZ: (Heavy breathing.)
BLITZ: That... felt... so good...
COPY-CAT: Blitz...?
BLITZ: Huh?
COPY-CAT: I'm... still gonna beat you up...
BLITZ: As long as it's fair!
COPY-CAT: Fine...
i want to own like everything in omegamart not sure where i'd put it all but if my house ended up looking like a supermarket it would be a worthy sacrifice
