A tribe I'm from has the official position that if something is done more than twice, it's a tradition. This is my third year doing the Hot Chocolate race and has become the marker for the end of my running season. Yep, guess it’s a tradition now. This was the first time I've been able to attend packet distribution and the expo. Previously, my work commitments forced me to send a gopher in my stead. McCormick Place was dumped in favor of Wacker Drive's swanky Hyatt conference center.
Deep in the building's bowels, picking up your bib and goodie bag is now quick and painless thanks to a gauntlet of hard lessons and deafening complaints RAM Racing has had to pass through as they've grown their brand over the last couple of years, but they may have a few kinks to work out when vetting and training volunteers. The poor grandmas working the swag distribution booth had never seen a race bib before in their lives and were very flustered by the corral placement letter and gear check tabs.
If you suspect you signed up with the incorrect jacket size, a visit the exchange corner fixes it. They were also very generous with distribution of chocolate squares, chocolate-dipped marshmallows, shots of hot chocolate, and multiple mini-bags of Kraft Jet-Puffed Chocolate Marshmallows, which Kraft insist adds “fun” to your “yum.”
The website perennially boasts that Hot Chocolate's wearable premium will become my “go-to” outer layer for when I want to stay “cozy and stylish.” They always tout their swag as “award winning.” Which award, exactly? From whom?
The goodie bag for 2015-16 eschews RAM Racing's hellbent insistence that pink (or other “warm” colors) are for the ladies while gents get blue (or other “cool” colors.), no small thanks to allowing participants to vote on colors. I love aqua. This year's pullover seems to take the best aspects of both the 2013 and 2014 premiums and give 2016's goodie bag a lot to live up to. We have inner and outer pockets, a refreshing, classy lack of hood, and an overall dignified “brushed metal” look on the outside with fleecy softness on the inside.
The first thousand registrants got a special bonus: city- and year-specific bonus embroidery!
After participants pick up their necessities, they're invited to weave in and out of the vendor maze to find the grand exit...which is blocked by Hot Chocolate-branded merchandise. The apparel selections are the same uninspired sea of logo-stamped polyester from China that, to someone who didn't know any better, is easily interchangeable with goodie bags and volunteer getup of past and present. Hot Chocolate is not supposed to be serious or cool, unless you're a middle-aged mom who lives for her next Facebook selfie. 73% of Chicago's participants were female this year, and RAM Racing was prepared to pander to them with many items that read “WILL RUN FOR CHOCOLATE” or “I did it for the CHOCOLATE” to compliment all of the “I run for WINE!” and pink camo gear those ladies most definitely have at home. Never before has it been so easy to be a rebellious, salt of the earth chick who's not afraid to admit that she loves to par-tay after she jogs.
I did find a couple of useful items, though, the first being a cowbell for when I'm a spectator. Why the hell not? It's not as if I can stroll through a local running store and look into a glass case full of cowbells of varying size, shape, brand, and color.
(“I hope you didn't pay for this,” Critter groaned when he came home. Yes, dear, I paid $4 for the privilege.)
And here are a nice pair of gloves that neither too thin nor too bulky:
Rumor has it that this winter will be as mild as the previous two were cruel, but my hands are ready for whatever happens.
The weather had been unusually summery all week, and then suddenly 70 degrees dropped down to 55, which is still nice as long as you don't consider that we are now reaping the results of unrepentantly destroying our planet for decades.
Because of RAM Racing's “preferred corral” system, based on verifiable previous race times, I was seeded in a much earlier corral than last year. I didn't have anyone to wait for, either, so I was nowhere near the early stages of hypothermia while waiting for my race to start.
I'm still riding an emotional high from no longer living in the suburbs. I'm still infatuated with city races that don't require me selling my plasma in order to afford a parking garage for the morning. I met a handful of people out and about in my neighborhood, also en route to the El. We exchanged nods and polite wishes for luck. A few train lines, including my own, were running fewer but longer trains for the race. In a fit of hubris I left about ten minutes later than I should've, and it's a miracle I was able to get a train, disembark at Harrison, visit gear check, and get into my corral ten minutes before Wave 1 was closed off. Critter needed get back to work immediately after the race, so he had to drop off personal items at his lab. He got stuck between delayed trains and barely made to gear check and into his Wave 2 pen. We both fail to see how the “fewer but longer” method is more effective, but at least we're both glad we didn't need to drive.
Last year I was assigned Corral M but chose to start in P out of consideration for my running group and a strong desire to stay huddled as the early stages of hypothermia set in. Being seeded in the front makes a world of difference in race experience for a pedes populi event like Hot Chocolate. Starting earlier obviously means finishing earlier, but there are other bonuses. Running with more serious people means fewer photo whores and other etiquette-challenged participants. A faster herd also provides continuous motivation to keep up speed. Best of all, aid stations aren't sticky and volunteers are still peppy and attentive.
This is the first race I used a pacing group and stuck with it the entire time. In the past, I've only been able to stay with a pacer for a short while. They're either too fast, too slow, or their walk break/stop schedule is too out of sync with my personal agenda. My pacer's style was to run a constant speed the entire time, not even stopping for aid stations. Since I've learned to race without being encumbered by personal hydration, I need aid stations for any journey over 6 miles. For the first two, I fell behind my group as I walked and drank (or took candy), then I had to sprint to catch up. I knew this would be unsustainable in later miles, I realized, so for all the rest I chose to run ahead, take in my liquids, and have them catch up to me.
MIDDLE THIRD: Miles 3.2 to 6.2
The course is the same as always. There's a lot of street overlap between the Chicago Spring Half Marathon, Rock 'n' Roll's half, the Chicago Ultramarathon, and I'm sure dozens more, but the only repeat feature I resent is the MLK Drive hairpin turn between 31st and 26th Streets. A lot of Chicago runners complain these similar or identical courses along the lakefront. Can't they see how lucky they are to be running along an impressive body of water with a world-famous, unmistakable cluster of skyscrapers looking down on them?
Although these middle were my slowest, I unexpectedly smashed my record for the 10k despite not having done any specific training for this distance since 2013. At the halfway point I knew I was going to finish with a personal best, but I didn't know by how much.
FINAL THIRD: Miles 6.3 to 9.3
Once again, the tunnel through McCormick Place was dark. If Rock 'n' Roll can turn the lights on for us, why can't RAM? And while I appreciate the scenery, I do not appreciate those inclines throught the Museum Campus between Soldier Field and Grant Park. The spiral upward to Soldier Field is also really discouraging: there's not one, but TWO rows of people ahead of me to remind me that I'm not finished yet.
At the final hill, which I partially walked, a lady gently tapped me on the shoulder and said, “You have to run through the finisher's chute!” I wanted to say something, but didn't. If I'd had the time and breath for it, it would've been, approximately,
“Well yes, that was my plan...not that you'd know it because you're a complete fucking stranger. What do you care if I do or don't? It's none of your business how fast I'm running or how slow I'm walking and if and when I take a break. Fuck off. Don't do this to people. You don't know what another runner may be feeling! You don't know what their goal is! You don't know what their body is telling them! You don't know why they're running the event or whether or not they're waiting for someone to catch up to them! YOU DID NOT PAY THEIR RACE FEE. THEIR CHIP TIME WILL NOT APPEAR IN YOUR RESULTS. Shut your fool mouth and mind your own business!”
I finished fast and strong not because of this anonymous busybody's decree, but because I wanted to and felt great. My finish time was nine and a half minutes faster than last year and I was surprised that my 10k pr was by nearly four minutes.
Last year, I forgot to grab a medal and had to run backward to get it. Not so this time; I knew to look to my left at the 5k/15k barrier as soon as I stepped over the timing mat and I snatched one up immediately.
His late start and slower pace meant that I would have a lot of waiting to do before Critter finished. I was able to get my gear, change clothes, and devour my finisher's mug contents and sit around in the dirt for a while before he caught up to me.
The unforgiving cold in 2014 turned most of my chocolate dip to stone before I could finish submerging my snacks or greedy fingers into the designated dipping compartment, which led to a lot of frustrated scraping and chiseling over the sink later that night. This year, the warm and bright morning sun kept more runners lingering and the liquid chocolate still liquid.
The much-hyped entertainment at the much-hyped “party” in Grant Park wowed the crowd with their white people dance moves. The aggressive “family friendly” nature RAM tries to project goes beyond bounce houses and now extends to strangely censored dance music. Two years ago in the corrals and on the course I heard standard race fare in their entirety, including “Gagnam Style.” Now I guess the phrase “sexy lady” is no longer acceptable because they took great pains to muffle it.
Hot Chocolate has come a long way in such a short time. Their home-turf advantage and willingness to work out kinks make this not only a good RAM race, but an overall terrific Chicago race too. I'm especially fond of this race series and distance because when I first began running, I thought I'd be lucky to be able to run a 10k at most. The 15k made me realize that a half marathon was well within my grasp, and because I could do half marathons, full marathons were possible too.