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have a drawing of carmen (one of my ocs :3)

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Yoooo
heylooooo
have a drawing of carmen (one of my ocs :3)
“Lady Urbosa?” The child asks with a tilt of her head, “Did we really used to have a king?”
Here come the children
Urbosa nodded, leaning back on the palm of her hand.
"We did, a long, long time ago. But even before that, the Gerudo had voe."
She allowed the slightest hint of a smile at the assumed gasp - it was what usually happened with that knowledge. It had long been rumored that the Gerudo - or their ancestors, really - had been sexually dimorphic, but archeologists had only been able to conclusively prove this recently. It was something she had funded herself from her family's coffers - she tried to fund the colleges as equally as she could from public funds.
To say they'd turned up good findings made her happy was a grave understatement.
"More than twenty thousand years ago - that's eight hundred generations of vavhi's - there were Gerudo vai and voe. They lived in the grasslands of the East and farmed along the rivers. After some time, though, the voe started to disappear. Some say Mother Farore was punishing them for their hubris. During this time, there was a great war, and our ancestors were forced into the protection of Mother Desert."
"That's where Good Lady Penthislea took her last stand, alongside her husband, who was the last voe born to our tribe. When he died, he vowed that he would return again and again to protect us and guide us with his lady wife's instruction."
"He returned to us once every hundred years and served as king. However, even that line became weak. Little voe died before they reached an age where they could rule, and sometimes they would go a few hundred years without a voe born to them. The line became corrupted, and the King's voice was lost to us."
"No Gerudo voe has been born since the last calamity - and you'd be wise to be wary of any that happen to be born, little serpent," she teased, ending the history lesson with a ghost-story tease.
Yes it’s not a shitty valentines card
But have this cat, parental figure. And you better have a good day, or else >:]
This is going to be my new favourite valentine card, it’s got a cat and just the right amount of loving sass energy to it.
But I’ll do my best to have a good day little duck, though I’m curious about what else means😂
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Blind Ungratefulness
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mom, why do you and dad have so much sex? i mentioned it at school and my teachers flipped the fuck out. seriously. i was scarred for life in so many senses from a young, young age.
Why did you mention it at school? Dumbass, that was your first mistake.
I'd bet a hundred dollars the other kids' parents were having a lot of sex too. You were just the only kid who would talk about stuff like that. Plus, it's really the only way to shut your dad up for a bit.
Mommy where do babies come from?
From their mommies. Why do you ask?