my thoughts on chilled teas (emotional :/)
saying chilled makes me smart. smart people write good reviews on chilled teas. so that is what i will be doing on this here evening.
iced tea- iced black tea is a classic. but southern folk enjoy annihilating the immaculate flavor combustion that is black iced tea by sweetening it. now, many people have become accustomed to this indescribably atrocious concoction and it hurts my frail heart. iced tea is for the soul and popular brands ruining its name by adding unneeded sweetness is an outrage to society. there’s many types of iced tea and i don’t know why anyone decided to sweeten its perfect taste! green iced tea is a godsend from gregory’s coffee and whenever the world decides it is done having big boy scary things happening, that will be the first liquid that moistens my parched throat. iced tea brings the most incredible drink to a whole new level and is more socially acceptable at later meals in the day. it is the perfect host for lemon flavoring and a reusable straw. raspberry and passion fruit iced teas (anything fruit really) are all so much fun as long as they aren’t sweetened!! please don’t sweeten your tea it makes my heart shatter all over the ground. it chokes me from the inside and beats me down into rubble on the sidewalk. it terrorizes my brain and pounds me into a thoughtless oblivion. i am an unsweet tea enthusiast and if you are from out of the states apparently any tea that isn’t hot is an abomination but i think you guys are really just missing out xx.
bubble tea- there are like seventy different names for this tea i think maybe and to be quite honest, it’s just sweet tea with choking hazards and milk. i only really drink it when i ask for a sip from my bubble tea addict friends and its fine for a few sips but then the flavor combinations are too overwhelming for my limited palate. the little tapioca boba things are really fun and add some excitement and adrenaline, but there is always so many like why so much maybe i just want tea. anyway i respect everyone who likes bubble tea because it is adventurous and i wish i had your confidence.
hard iced tea- get back in the pond if you are going to act like such a silly goose!!
