#chip mulaney

[chungledown-bimothy]

Turns out Chip Mulaney was right about John having the moral backbone of a chocolate éclair

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

John Mulaney's father looks like a moderate Republican who served as governor of Connecticut or Rhode Island in the 90s but has largely avoided politics in the last 20 years because he opposed George W. Bush and Donald Trump and doesn't like the direction the party is going but also won't register as a Democrat because he is personally against abortion though he was pro-choice as governor and supports marriage equality because his niece is a lesbian

[tedwoodward]

has this been done?

[johnmulaneyscreen]

“You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.” -John Mulaney

requested by @tinyducksam

[yaboring-yabasic]

there was a kid sitting behind me at the lion king movie making a bunch of noise, and i so badly wanted to turn around and ask: “are you going to talk the entire time?”

[thelowlysatsuma]

hot take: fan art of john hunger but captioned exclusively with chip mulaney quotes

@madcustard @thatcoldfeeling

[emiko-matsui]

due to recent events i have come to the realisation that general john mcnamara has the EXACT same energy as john mulaney's father

[aestheticallykristen]

Someone had too