Formerly John Mulaney Backgrounds

but my fish just died so this is for him now. rip hector you would’ve loved memes

[likesplatterpaint]

Me, desperate to end this school year: I just wanna be at home with my dogs and gaze at my new baby puffer.

The baby puffer in question:

Do not LOOMK

But let himb See You

[woodsdyke]

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

[dragon-in-a-fez]

jellyfish have to be kept in a round tank because if they're in a tank with corners they'll get stuck in them. I think that's beautiful. god's stupidest little plastic bags (affectionate)

[fishyfishyfishtimes]

I wish fish were real that would be so cool

[deadgenerations]

in more pleasant news: this year is seeing the biggest humpback migration in Australian history, bigger than it was PRE whaling. That's right, there are more humpbacks migrating off the coast of Australia than there were BEFORE industrial whaling started.

A huge, fat W for environmentalists and Greenies. what an achievement

[lumsel]

we did it! we saved the fucking whales!!!!

[the-tao-of-fandom]

These whales were hunted to 150 individuals. Now there are 50,000 of them

Once hunted almost to extinction, the population of humpback whales currently migrating down Australia's east coast has bounced back and is

Further info for those interested

[johnmulaneyscreen]

AFAB this AMAB that. have you ever been assigned nonbinary at haircut

[escuerzoresucitado]

[johnmulaneyscreen]

girl you’re supposed to join in!

[johnmulaneyscreen]

[johnmulaneyscreen]

i am the youngest person ever!

[comeguessmethisriddle-deactivat]

well? can you?

[dailyvideogamefish]

Today's fish :

Lego fish from Lego Pirates of the Caribbean

[corrodedparadox]

FUCK inktober I’m doing shrimptober

[sneef-to-a-snorf-fight]

ground control to crazy frog

[johnmulaneyscreen]

[johnmulaneyscreen]

felt important to share

[unofficial-sean]

crab uber

[molabuddy]

i accidentally clicked onto and off of the "explore" page very quickly, and in the second or so that the explore page was onscreen i saw a beautiful photoshopped image that may infact be nothing like how i saw it due to the speed at which it appeared and disappeared.... but still. what i saw was beautiful

it looked like this

[saltedsour]

dw i got u i am obsessed.with this image

[molabuddy]

OGH MY GOD. YES THANK YOU THATS HIM