#chismis

[clumsypuppy]

OH WE ARE TELLING SECRETS OKAY. sometimes I steal herbs from my aunt's garden to use in my cooking because the garden is huge and I am so small so it does not matter and she never notices. I might be a gnome(?)

gnome callout

[balkanparamo]

Gossip (Chismis): Vicente Manansala

[sebcalaguas]

No amount of nunos can outchismis the real source of chika in the streets. Are we gonna see the Marites and Susans in season 2 of Trese?

[ano-po]

Filipino village Dynamics

The Chismosas/Chismosos

Estimated population: 0.5%

Are attention-seeking gossip spreaders who sometimes make-up information about their neighbors for GOD KNOWS WHAT REASON!!!

Actually have bad-rep in the community. Thrives in front of sari-sari stores. Are usually the MEMAS (may masabi lang) parents in PTA meeting.

The Passive Neighbors

Estimated population: 60%

Are the people who don't care about you and your life, but tries to be neutral about everything. They usually have flower/vegetable garden that they protect with their lives.

They are the favorite victims of the Chismosas/Chismosos because of their passiveness. Fellow passive neighbors know better than believe these lies for they have a network in the frontyard association. They are usually the people who say, "ah ganun ba" when the chismosa/chimoso is telling the latest chismis, which they hardly care about.

Untouchable Middle Class

Estimated population: 10%

Slightly rich nuvorich who think they are the better people in their village. Refuses to partake in the village politics, and do not usually come out of their comfortable abode.

Carry Chanel or Guess bags at PTA meetings. Do not speak, but volunteer in bringing the lechon and leche flan for the PTA christmas party.

(what more dynamics can you think of?)

[dovesnest]

hewwo

first impression: cool ass louietruth is: youre a mess but you make it workhow old do you look: 17have you ever made me laugh: on a daily basishave you ever made me mad: nobest feature: youre always speaking your mind even tho id rather not have your nuttin described in explicit detail (joking... i really would)have I ever had a crush on you: youre too cool for me ajshjhyou’re my: meme spank bank

[heathergreisha]

#meeting #guardian #bsu #ptameeting #pta #フィリピン #化粧 #lipstick #lippy #makeup #bitches #chismis #feelingera (at Strawberry Farm, La Trinidad, Benguet)

[hiraiyya]

Chika sa office..

XX: Hindi kasi ako yung tipong mapapa lingon ka eh.

Me: *tawa*

XX: Hindi ako gwapo, pero malakas ang loob ko. Daig ng makapal ang mukha ang malandi.

[clumsypuppy]

I FORGOT ANON. NOW EVERYONE GNOWS I'M A GNOME

🫵 gnome