Aug 27, 2022
mikhail the type of guy to be like “u make my mouth as dry as a russian afternoon”
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mikhail the type of guy to be like “u make my mouth as dry as a russian afternoon”
his breath catches btw
hello byler nation let’s recap the Wins we collected today on 4x8 script analysis alone:
• mike’s expression in the van scene shows that the painting is “stunning”—in fact, “his smile could light up a room,” so jot that down.
• the miscommunication trope is #confirmed in the van script—they are both misunderstanding the vibes and each other, and kinda speaking in code. it’s excellent.
• the way the pacing of the van scene is written out makes it seem like…….mike is getting ready to break up w el? or wants to talk thru with will abt how maybe he and el aren’t so compatible? (but instead will is like “nooo she needs u haha :/” bc he thinks mike is truly in love w el)
• speaking of mitskivan being bones, toast, splitsville, dunzo, etc, their reunion uses language that parallels el and mike’s bond to a strictly familial and platonic one—and even calls back to the idea of “when i stumbled on her in the woods, she just needed someone.”
in conclusion: yeah um byler’s happening, fly high super smash bros❤️🕊
the reason i’m so confident in byler is bc I Love Mike Wheeler and if i think about him for 2.5 seconds, i immediately remember how much of a simp he is for will byers LMAOOOOO he is not gonna make it out of a love confession/realization intact. like he’s going to keel over and his simpism will increase tenfold.
that’s why they couldn’t do it in s4 bc BOOM STORY OVER the Party is all paired off and el is happy & healthy (single). nope too early for that. gotta make an s5 to straightbait people for that netflix money <3
no y’all don’t get it. there’s no bad news we could get on aug 31. i’ll tempt fate idc. the mike’s monologue script could literally read verbatim “mike felt true love in his heart for el as he said the words, and also, milkvan is endgame” and i would still print that shit out and frame it because no way in hell that monologue is real. i will stick by piggyback theory thru everything, even the 16 year old wedding in s5 that melvins want idc. i know for a fact that monologue was inspired by will byers’ electric fucking love for his rocks-for-brains bff and that’s literally confirmation enough for me.
me @ the stedd/e script
DIPLO? IN N' OUT BURGER? WHAT'S NEXT???
target redcard. grand central station. aladdin 2: the return of jafar. i will not be stopped.