( @radopens )
“I-it’s a good invention,” Cain insisted, gesturing to the soda hat adorning their head like it’d been some sort of crown, the obvious beer cans blacked out and Coca Cola written, scratchily, instead. “Peak human excellence. Anyways, I th-think I aspirated a kernel. Lodged r-right in there - would I die if it popped? Be kind of ... dramatic, middle of the court. Don’t even play b-basketball, dunno how I’d end up th-there, but I would.”













