#chonkynugets

[mewtwoandme]

Teen Amber getting Mewtwo a shirt that says 'Mewtwo'. He thinks it's a little plain but doesn't mind. It was a gift after all. Then Amber comes out wearing another shirt saying 'The cooler Mewtwo'.

How about the boss next to the CEO? XD

(Not gonna lie they look good in shirts XD)

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

you bada-bing-bada-bitch ass motherfucker!(If this falls under your umbrella of general assholery[which I'm worried it might] then may I suggest in lieu of the first one, "If you aren't stretching your jaws past their limit are you even yawning?"{this is only if you find my first one to rude because I have anxiety and am half sure that the first one falls under assholery but if it's fine then pleas ignore everything in the parenthesis})

nah you’re good for the first one, im down for unintelligable pile of swearwords that sound like a youtuber stubbing a toe during a fnaf stream 

Askbox is currently closed as I work my way through these older asks

[baguettiverseology]

We all may be Crumbs of the same Baguette but you are one of a kind.

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[ladybeug]

happy b-day!

thanks so much!!! 

[cheeman69]

شرشبيل😂😂😂

[mewtwoandme]

Is mew ticklish too?

Where do you think the Mewtwos get it from XD

[empressofall]

-the writer that could do anything they set their mind to, -the writer that could make you laugh and cry within the same sentence, -the writer that is always there to support others. I think these work quite well

this is very sweet I want to be all of these things as best i can

[empressofall]

I am the entertainment. I randomly have extremely good ideas. I somehow get promoted. but I am still entertainment. When the last defenses fall all that is left will be me. but I am extremely good at juggling flaming objects at intruders. so I am all the defense that is needed.

every court needs a jester and id be lucky to have such a great one :)