#chrisjoshington

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fans would misconstrue you as the kind of person who writes friendfic

they wouldn’t be wrong but BE quiet

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chrisjoshington replied to your post: mmmmmm[[MOR] i had one last chance to hang w/...

)~: i’m still around if u need to talk

thank you v much co, i might . msg you but idk ive been really picky ww when i WANT to open up abt this and when i dont but as always ir eally appreciate it, i know youve got your own stuff 2 worry about

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Alternia, Beforus, or AU: Alternia

Themes/Story: The co-founder of the rebellion, she was originally being trained to labor as a Beefgrub Slaughterer, destined to become a chef for garbage dispensable lowblood ships. Her intense empathy made this a miserable job that she just couldn’t wait to get out of. On the day she left with Achsaw, she communed with the Beefgrubs to have them rise up in rebellion and killed the overseeing drones. Now she acts as a sort of animal handler for the rebellion. She rounds up animals to provide food and supplies (without having to kill them, like cluckbeast ova, baabeast/beefgrub dairy products, woolbeast material, rabbit fur) as well as rescuing mistreated lusii and training her fauna friends for combat. Her theme is largely (Farm) Animals Are Friends and Direct Action. 

(This I’m loving. Very Bronze, very Derse.) Name: Denham Uptarm

Denham is the surname of a voice actor who played Snowball, the more ethical pig from Animal Farm, in a film adaptation. Uptarm is a reference to Upton Sinclair, who wrote The Jungle, as well as the ARM (Animal Rights Movement). 

Age: 10.15 sweeps, 22 years

(I’m assuming that due to her rebellion she’s not going offworld? She should still a good couple sweeps in her lifespan besides. Prime rebel material.)

Strife Specibus: Gunkind, though she most specifically uses a Captive Bolt Pistol. I’ve also considered bombkind again with her using a fertilizer bomb?

Fetch Modus: Lasso, the item she wants gets shot around the room and she has to lasso it to get it to Truly eject. 

Blood Color: Bronze

Special Abilities: Animal Communing! Of course. Though because of her valuing of freedom it manifests more like “able to talk directly to animals” instead of “can mind control animals.” 

Symbol and Meaning: I’m leaning heavily towards Tauries. 

(SIGN OF THE UNSATISFIED) But I also considered/am considering Taurcen.  

(SIGN OF THE CONNECTED) Trolltag: vegetarianDisectarian 

Since the first part is obvious, I’ll just say that Discetarian is a word for Rebel. 

Quirk: Catch her shouting all the time. Commanding, but uses lots of emotional words. She also likes animal emojis, especially beefgrub and hoofbeast ones.  ~(^⚇^)~,  ^-D, ༼ ( ˘=ㅅ=˘ ) ༽, (´･(00)･｀), Ꮚ｀ꈊ´Ꮚ

Ex: Alright you BEAUTIFUL BASTARDS! Close those CHAGRIN TUNNELS and help me get this RUINACIOUS CATTLE DRIVE on the fucking ROAD! ~(*⚇*)~ (This is so much and I love it. I like this idea that she talks like that too. Just really hoarse yelling whenever she has a part she wants to emphasize. Even when she isn’t thinking about it.)

Lusus: Her lusus probably was a beefgrub that she had to slaughter as her first job assignment.  (God that’s horrible.)

Personality:  To most people who don’t know her she comes off as pretty angry. She’s blunt and she’s mad and she’s not afraid to speak her mind, even if it can cause conflict. If someone messed up, or has a flaw, or is just being a douchebag, she’s going to inform them in the most direct and harshest way. She doesn’t mean to be rude, she’s just doing it in the best interest of change. Whether she thinks people are really ignorant and just need to be set straight or whether she thinks they need to be knocked down a dozen pegs, she’s here to let them know. 

She can also be hardheaded. When she makes a decision, she’s set on it. Come hell or high water, she’s going to carry through on it. She can have a tendency towards the reckless. If an opportunity arises to do a little wrecking shit, she can’t pass on the chance. She’s willing to take immediate risks and willing to take big risks. This puts her in occasional tension with Gchaos, as their perspectives on the advancement of the rebellion can be pretty opposed. 

The truth of the matter is that down in her heart she’s a sweetie. When you get to know her, she’s like an affectionate big sister. She’ll still rib you, but she cares. And she’s always there to talk. She likes to be close to people and really does crave affection. She’s the friendly cuddly sort, so you’re likely to find her lounging over her pal’s laps, or hugging them, or messing with their hair. 

She’s highly sympathetic and empathetic and feels a lot of pain for others, trolly and beasty alike. She wants to make shit better for the people who are suffering and she wants to do it immediately. 

Interests: Animal husbandry, animal grooming, animal training, just. Animals she loves ‘em. She likes to practice accurately mimicking animal sounds. Long, hot baths. Sappy romantic comedies. Big dinners. Anaerobic exercise. A little bit (or a lot a bit) of mayhem. 

Title: Sylph of Time. I picked Sylph mostly to try to balance out the number of passive classes. But also because the passive creation of timeflow is an interesting concept to me. Because Time is all about fighting, it certainly does fit her. Her tendency to create conflict and attempt to constantly enact change does fit with their sign. But it’s also the sort of sign that might encourage her to calm down and consider how her decisions are impacting the people around her.  (I’m going to talk about the Time/Blood split here: Because both have potential for your character, and I think is where she needs the most work conceptually.) (The Blood/Breath inversion is traditionally the domain of Bronze (check Tavros and Dammek for our True Canon Bronzes, and Blood has direct ties to Lusii and to the hemospectrum.) (How do you want this character to develop? I always include the sign titles in my reviews, but I think here they are particularly poignant. Do you want to emphasis her growing restlessness, letting the endless turning of Time cause her constantly fiddle, repairing gaps in the timeline, actively smashing the distance between her allies to get them all on the same page? Or do you want to focus on her nexus abilities? You don’t get more connected than a Sylph of Blood. However, her focus on Freedom would come into conflict when she skirts the Prince inverse- actively destroying motion and freedom would likely bother her. But, the bonds of blood and rebelhood can be strong as steel.)

Land: Land of Saws and Reeds. 

Imagine a really mechanized and dangerous world that Also has giant harmonicas. 

Dream Planet: I selected Derse for her sign, but I must admit to being conflicted. (I feel like you can do Derse with this character, but she’s gotta get a little more layered, a slight bit more reclusive with her inner self. She has the Dersite dissatisfaction and rebellion down pat, and she does have the core of being someone else on the inside. Maybe she’ll need a bit more paranoia or jumpiness? Constantly waiting for the other shoe to drop and the Condesce come down on them.)

Design Stuff: I wanted to make it look like she was wearing a nude lipstick, the kind ppl use to take their lips closer to their skin color. Bold brows. Denim vest in her gf’s color and some riding pants + riding boots. (Minor comment but: the way those boots are lined made me immediately think she was wearing socks with sandals. Do with this as you wish.)

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chrisjoshington replied to your post: does al’s daughter have fangs too?

buppy…………

bup....buppy.....

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chrisjoshington: He Has A Tragic Backstory And I Have Too Much Sympathy For Sad Childhoods When The Character Isn't Irredeemably Evil in this house we love byakuya togami

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chrisjoshington replied to your post “more thoughts on ashe as a comic relief character: if they were gonna...”

like honestly i couldn't even tell she was intended to be a comic relief character until it was explicitly stated because she's not designed like a comic relief character. they designed her like every other vaguely sexie woman in the game and her design holds literally No personality versus like junkrat and roadhog's designs being very unique and undeniably goofy but still cool. but ashe is just like. she just looks like she could be any serious character's skin.

there was so much potential for this character in both the funny and serious directions and they decided to go with the blandest least effective option and i'm so sad.

also blizzard stop adding comedy relief characters instead of writing lore for your already extant characters i beg you

yeah like ppl were thinking ashe was a new widowmaker skin at first bc shes just...... shes just a cowboy photocopy of every other woman in the game. if youre gonna make a comic relief character, go big or go the fuck home. look at the ones you have to compete with: mad max war boy, grumpy pig man, literal hamster, etc

washed up bankrupt dollywood ashe who takes up gang activity to try and achieve her previous luxury/riches and ends up being the gang matriarch. available for depth and humor.

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chrisjoshington replied to your post: why was boohbahs like … a whole show dfkgjkhgjf i...

boohbahs was fun but idk why. when i was like 6? 7? one of my family members accidentally gave me a boohbah instead of my cousin annie and then they took it away from me to give to her after i’d already decided i liked it. Early childhood boohbah trauma

o h no.....

i never saw the dolls til now theyre so funny looking i love this fdgkjgfdh

also look i found a picture of the game omfg