#christmas terror

[demotivatecubby]

Jackie looks like she wants to cry.

[bipolar-trash-panda]

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Happy incoming holidays to all you pet owners.

[catmint1]

Christmas crept into Pine Cove like a creeping Christmas thing: dragging garland, ribbon, and sleigh bells, oozing eggnog, reeking of pine, and threatening festive doom like a cold sore under the mistletoe.

Christopher Moore, The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror

[cyberspacedreamer]

We work as a Christmas Bomb Disposal Unit, the worst seasonal job on Earth.

[snellythehedge]

In a far away galaxy the Christmas empire had taken hold of the republic. Locked away in their bunkers the families wait for the plum old man to break into their house once again. The families never open the packages for the fear of what they might find. Could it be the infamous jingle bombs or maybe a prank as simple as Christmas threats. Timmy, a resident of the household, decides to be an ignorant child and opens one of the boxes. To their displeasure it was a jingle bomb. Their eyes are suddenly clouded with sparkles but Mrs. Franklin could see the faint silhouette of a man. A candy cane is abruptly trusted down her throat as the man maliciously whispers ho ho ho in her ear.

[avengertony]

finally named my queue!

'he queues when you are sleeping'

because it's Christmasy and creepy! wins all around!

[trashymctrash]

Ok, we started to build up the christmas tree and soon gonna prepare it God, I've always liked that, but somehow I'm starting to think that it's a stupid tradition, so annoying, everyone's got a different point of view and is arguing about how that tree would look best