Land of Pillows and Forts

Page of Heart - I'm Matt, 25, bigender (he/him, she/her, and they/them). Grey ace, demiromantic, I like cute and funny things and love making YouTube videos.

[martindykewood]

im barely exaggerating when i say i think of this every single day

[kim-jong-chill]

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

[mattheuphonium-blog]

fabulous 

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

[counterpunches]

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY

[fasrgswragf-deactivated20250703]

[crimegoku]

Capulets vs Montagues

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

Two houses, utterly devoid of dignity

[bogleech]

[ammnontet]

“it’s okay, lil fella! c’mere! it’s just us, the limp bizkits!”

[delmondo]

me at the tumblr restaurant: could i have loki’s santa fe chicken salad and a “dangan ronpa drink”

[abbiistabbii]

The Germans really cooked making "Hobbyless behaviour" an insult. It is both devastating, applicable to a wide range of people and behaviours, and doesn't resort to swearing.

Man ranting on the internet about the Superbowl halftime show or complaining that something is "woke"? Hobbyless Behaviour. Girls mocking another girl for not looking right? Hobbyless Behaviour. Mindless vandalism? Hobbyless Behaviour.

It is more powerful than "get a life" or the English "You're Sad" because it gets to the central point of the matter, and that is wonderful. Danke, Deutsch.

[draconym]

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

[draconym]

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

[the-big-mood]

[wizardshark]

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

[sexshopshenanigans]

gato’s allegory of the fishtank

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[beemovieerotica]

[grorges]

trader joe’s every other week announcing their newest recall

[slowspinningredemption]

incredible things happening on reddit right now

[depsidase]

[dogpuppy]

[muzzlesbian]

[joe-spookyy]

i always heard tell of the x files big titty bigfoot but i was not prepared to be confronted with it literally five episodes into the first season. thanks mulder. i guess.

[memingursa-deactivated20250625]

Italian Nirvana

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