#possibly possessed

[electronicsquid]

Putting unbreakable dishes to the test

(Cornell Capa. 1948)

[naturalcomedian]

does your dog show the murder spikes

Sometimes but she prefers to do it while looking at you upside down with a head tilt.

And my personal favorite:

[themehfish]

The Scariest Dog in the World

I was awakened in the middle of the night by my dog, who decided to come sleep in my room. This is fine, she often does this. Then the downright terrifying happened; my dog began to snore. 

It started innocently enough, with her breathing heavily. That became the occasional snort, and then some unholy noise started coming from the corner of the room that she was sleeping in.  Her snores became so unnaturally loud that it got to the point that I was convinced that my dog had been possessed by the devil and required exorcising. Thankfully, that horribly noise stopped, and I managed to fall asleep.  Later in the night, I heard it again, only this time it was coming from right next to my head. Here’s what I was thinking: Holycrapthereisademonbabyinbedwithmeiamgoingtodieohcrapohcrapohcrap! But it wasn’t a demon baby. It was my dog. In bed with me. I sort of stared at her until she stopped snoring. But then she rolled over and put her feet in my face. I don’t know how she managed to do it, but she had all four dog paws on my face that was buried under a pillow.  Then she shifted again and put her butt in my face. And proceeded to fart. And she had been eating cheese and beans earlier. Needless to say, I didn’t get much sleep that night. 

[mobilesuitmushroom]

So I'm waiting for my class to start when the light that is above the chair I'm sitting in starts to flicker..... Yup, gonna be some exorcism tonight!