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@bipolar-trash-panda
So I love me some Black Ops 6. Finding a post that isn’t someone thirsting over an operator (mostly Ghost) is difficult and I don’t know if I should admit to also liking morally gray men in masks or if I should be mildly concerned.
The bags under my eyes do not define me… mostly.
Penny for your thoughts? Also this is Penny. The kitten who is both a menace and the thing that saved me from my grief.
Cats have three states. Solid, liquid, screaming.
RIP to this handsome, dapper, old man. 6/2007-12/2024 💔
Happy incoming holidays to all you pet owners.
“Thank Heaven! the crisis
The danger is past… And the fever called ‘Living’
Is conquered at last
The spirits of the dead, who stood
In life before thee, are again
In death around thee
The boundaries which divide
Life from Death
Are at best shadowy and vague
We stand upon the brink of a precipice.
We peer into the abyss
We grow sick and dizzy.
Our first impulse is to shrink from danger.
Unaccountably, we remain.”
- Edgar Allan Poe
Honestly I hope it’s 99% effective.
Thanks sperm donor for wrecking my self esteem, my trust in relationships, and giving me an alarming amount of abandonment issues.
Just saw an ad for fucking Kellog's cornflakes wherein a shirtless blindfolded man tied to a bed is like "Wait.. are you... eating??" and it pans across the bed to reveal that his partner is, indeed, too distracted to have sex with him bc she is chowing down on corn flakes. Now I've been caught up in wondering whether:
a) John Harvey Kellog would despise this ad; the mere proximity of bondage-play to his brand name and beloved anti-porn flakes is unforgivable
b) John Harvey Kellog would enjoy this ad, because it shows a young woman forsaking the temptations of the flesh in favour of eating a wholesome and nourishing bowl of cornflakes
Cast your vote
A - that crunchy old man is rolling in his grave
B - it's literally demonstrating the flakes' intended purpose
C - what in the goddamn hell are you people talking about
"Are you sure you want to post this without tags?" What, pray tell, tumblr, would I add to this post to help it reach its 'intended audience.' #cornflakes #bondage
Well… am I wrong?
“this is my HBO max profile.
i have shared my password with dozens of people and told them to use any profile except Chet.
if they click on Chet, they will be taken to locked Kid’s Profile set to TV-G which they can not exit without obtaining a PIN number from me, which I entered without looking and have no way of ever remembering.
i do this to feel.”
If this isn’t under petty in the dictionary I don’t know what is. Stay petty peeps.
got called into the living room because "they're talking about something you'll like on tv" and it was a documentary about arsenic poisoning
feels worth mentioning that my response to this was to yell "POISONS??? :D :D :D" and sprint into the room like a dog that's just been told it's time for a walk
Don’t judge me for my ability to relax to the point of sleep to true crime.
We will get women’s rights back but then I may lose my mind. I don’t people well. Mulligan.
love to purchase items but at what cost
are you running fucking 8 bit tumblr? is this a screenshot of a dsi? this screenshot looks like someones first attempt at minecraft pixel art.
This took me like 45 minutes, please reblog it
I could crossdtich this is I wanted
Ok so
This took way too long
When the price is too high.
remembering that octopus brains are donut shaped cause their esophagus goes thru the middle of their head and sometimes they die from brain damage from meal too big, and saying a long prayer before bed every night that if something like that happens to me i will be able to handle it gracefully
now i lay me down to sleep
i pray the lord my soul to keep
and hope my brain does not explode
from lunch or dinner overload
but if i die from eating good
i know the haters wish they could
and every day i thank my god
i was not born a cephalopod
and as we all know most prayer is silent so while there are no further words it continues for twelve minutes or so
oh excellent I needed a warmup exercise, thank you!
Christ on a cracker glad I’m not a cephalopod. I’d be royally fucked on any holiday.
What would Princess Caroline do? Seriously though. While troubled in her own unique way she navigates through some seriously fucked up shit and in the end gets her happy ending. It may be a trope but she deserves it.
When every crate you drop in on has a shotgun or sniper rifle.
Having to separate the art from the artist because the art made your childhood tolerable.
