Octane was runniong his mouth again, and Sandstorm did what he could to silence him.
CW: chubformers/ cheesy pick-up lines / While not NS/FW hints at adult content at times /public stuffing / some embarassment
**Pick up lines used from this website**
Fill 'er Up
Which was more alluring—the slim, purple frame with gently fanning wings, or the glorious spread of food behind him? That frame was pristine: freshly buffed and waxed. Fancy foods like these weren’t easy to come by, and Sandstorm understood why femmes and mechs approached curiously. Flan with melting cadmium, a heap of mint ener-ice cream, and assorted cakes all had a prestige that pulled bots in.
Too bad no one was biting.
But knowing his experience with Octane, the Autobot couldn’t blame the disgruntled mechs hurrying from the table of sweets. Octane was a good mech—once you overlooked the sleazy old-mech vibes.
Interfacing was good- there was no denying the joys of blowing your circuits. But Primus, Octane always came across as too eager to get his spike wet to the point the ‘Con could even be called desperate! He wasn’t shy to throw out the first move, and being discreet wasn’t in his vocabulary. At all.
Sandstorm shook his helm and smirked as a blue-and-yellow femme balked, then shuffled away. Octane threw up his hands, looked forlorn for a second, then scanned the crowd for interest. “Gotta hand it to you—you’ve got perseverance.” If Sandstorm got rejected that many times that fast, he’d tuck tail and run.
But Octane continued, his smooth voice working the crowd while not daring to leave his table of delights as if he was an exotic bird displaying gathered treasure to a potential mate ( or any mate, really). Sandstorm didn’t know whether to laugh or cry at the sight. He knew how to put on a pathetically good show.
“Looks like I gotta swoop in for the save yet again, buddy.” Sandstorm emptied his glass in one gulp, then slowly strode over to his on-and-off acquaintance. Yes, their paths crossed before. Several times. But their paths never stuck- the morning after always resulted in waking up alone. That flier departed as quickly as he landed.
It was a shame, really. Sandstorm liked Octane. Time together was fun, exciting, but always too short.
Attempts were made for lasting meetings, but Octane was too aloof to stay. He had places to be, mechs to do, and craved change—not commitment.
But that didn’t mean the Autobot was going to throw in the towel. He wasn’t a quitter, after all.
“Heeey, good lookin’,” Octane greeted with a sly smile, optics raking up and down the Autobot’s frame.
Yeah, he had no shame about his intentions either. “Still working the usual crowd, hmmmmm?”
The Cheshire-like smile faltered, but only for a brief second.
“Tough crowd tonight, Octane?” Sandstorm grinned, admiring the other’s lithe, glossy frame as it casually rested against the table. Yeah, this mech worked every angle that he could. Wings gently fanned. Those eyebrows hitched. Those hips twisted in such an alluring way.
“Sandy- baby.” He licked his lips. “Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.”
Yeah. Octane was going with the classics tonight. Sure, he looked fine as hell. But the words that erupted from his mouth were a hot mess. Perhaps his processor was malfunctioning, and the filter didn’t quite remove the cheese.
“And just what do we have here...party favors?” The orange mech relaxed his optics as he tore his gaze from the flyer and examined the table.
“Some fine treats. You know, a little of this. A little of that.” Pearly white appeared as Octane stepped forward. “Some pre-game for what is to come... Would ya care for a bite?”
A mix between a snort and a barking laugh spat from Sandstorm's mouth. “Primus, Octane, you never change!” The question was, did he really want him to? Well, aside from the disappearing act, that is. He cleared his throat, then sat down. “So, what’s the special occasion?“ A frown hinted. “Other than wanting to get laid.”
“Ah, Sandy-baby, don’t be like that.” In one quick and smooth motion, the second chair slid over, and Octane parked his aft down. Just inches away from the other. And that servo boldly reached out to roam up his thigh. “Would you like me to fill you up with something nice and creamy?”
That roaming servo was slapped away. He had standards! Well, some at least. “You know better, you scoundrel. I need to be wined and dined first.”
“You always make me work, donchya?” Octane playfully rolled his optics. “Luckily, I don’t mind getting my hands dirty.”
The Autobot’s only response was the shaking of his helm. He pulled a dish containing flan closer. The Decepticon only had one thing on his mind: feeling good. Slag, who can blame him? Interface felt amazing- especially from one so good in berth as he. Despite the radiating cockiness, Octane was a very attentive lover, always game for anything, and made sure his partners were satisfied. Credits weren’t the only thing he preferred ‘spent.’ Not that he’d ever tell him that- it would go right to his helm!
Now if only Octane got over the ‘hit and run’ gig...
The fork easily cut through the firm, gelatin-like substance and carefully traveled to his mouth, jiggling all the way. “Mmmmmmmmm....” The taste was perfect! The custard was thicker than pudding, but soft and velvety enough to melt in his mouth. While mildly sweet, the milky caramel flavor took hold. This was top-of-the-line grub! “Must have pulled off a big heist to be able to afford this.” His fork eagerly went back for seconds.
“Well, you know I have my ways of getting around...”
Golly, those eyebrows were going to fly off his face the way that ‘Con kept wagging them! Yes, there was no denying his enjoyment of his crush's amorosity. And not to shame one who enjoys romps in the berth, Octane was the pure definition of a ‘Decepti-slut.’ He came in fast. He ran hot. And he always finished what he started.
Sandstorms plating flared, and he shivered at that thought.
“If you like that dish, just wait until I serve the main course.”
Sandstorm swallowed and stared as the flier shifted in his chair, anxiously awaiting the follies to come. (Sandstorm couldn’t deny him, not when he wanted him so desperately!) But what if he changed it up? As used to these lame pick-up lines and crude comments he was, couldn’t that mech just shut up and enjoy each other’s company for a moment? Did everything have to allude to what he wanted?
“Come close, baby.” Sandstorm smiled as Octane scooched his chair forward, their thighs nearly touching.
“Have you been out in the sun too long?”
Sandstorm braced himself. There was such a thing as too much...
“Because you’re looking awfully hot.”
“Octane.” His voice was stern. “You know I am sitting right here. You know you got me right?”
“Got ya right where I wantcyha...” The purple flyer’s helm tilted slightly to the side. “Almost. Just a few floors up and a couple of feet-“
The spoonful of flan that Sandstorm was moments away from enjoying was shoved into that ‘Con’s mouth. The flier’s optics briefly widened. Once again, those sultry optics returned as he hummed as he chewed the mouthful, then swallowed.
“Tastes almost as good as-“
Another heaping spoonful stifled another lewd comment. Maybe if his mouth was full, Sandstorm would be able to enjoy some quiet time for once! Perhaps he would get the hint.
Every time the babbling mech would open his mouth to warble a cringeworthy line, another mouthful of food would barge in. Every time that face would soften, optics would half-moon in delight, and that husky moan would rumble past his lips as if in the throes of eating....something else. But the shoveling of food was never denied. And Sandstorm never stopped feeding.
Even when that dish of caramelized flan was devoured, the table offered a plethora of options to continue the feast. A nice peanut butter pie was selected, its top slathered in whipped cream and rich chocolate crumbles. The younger mech didn’t even bother to cut a slice, just took the entire round treat and stabbed in, balancing a heaping forkful to the other’s open mouth.
Well, that was a stretch. Words were coming from that mouth before the pie silenced them. But his plan was working, and seeing the enjoyment from the food wash over his wanted-to-be lover was unexpectedly erotic. As lewd as the sounds were, Sandstorm couldn’t help but feel his engines amp up over them. That coy but sensual expression as he bit was thoroughly enjoyed, threatening to bring his cooling fans whirling to life. The way those red optics stared at him or how the tip of Octane's tongue ran over plump lips just egged his desire on. Just how much would this dirty old mech eat for him?
There was only one way to find out.
Bite by bite, that decadent pie disappeared- but the enjoyment of it never faltered. Each mouthful was swooned over as if it were the first. Octane squirmed in delight with any bit of attention thrown his way. Hinted smiles. Full body glances. And apparently, spoonfeeding him over and over again was enough to tickle his fancy. Soon enough, that dish was scraped clean.
“Oh, look at that! You gobbled that up, no problem.” Sandstorm cooed and set the empty plate back on the table.
“That’s not the only thing I like to gobble up.”
Those eyebrows wagged annoyingly again as that shit-eating grin widened over his smooth faceplates. So much for his moment of silence! However, there were more foods to silence that mouth of his. With a smirk of his own, the Autobot selected yet another dish.
“I think it’s time to put that mouth of yours to good use.” The dish of green ener-icecream was selected. Drips had started to cascade down its surface, succumbing to the warmer ambient temperature of the room.
“Now that’s what I’m talking about!”
A spoonful was held out. Octane’s joyous expression deadpanned.
“You can’t have dessert unless you finish your meal.”
The flier’s face all but screamed ‘seriously?’ But Sandstorm's face remained firm. Yes, he caved a lot for Octane, but now wasn’t the time for giving in. If this geezer wanted a piece of him, he would have to earn it this time.
As if knowing this song and dance- and oddly agreeing with it- Octane sank back into his chair. He cocked a brow ridge, goading the younger mech on. “Alright then, baby-cakes.” His servos roamed over his stomach and playfully slapped at the plating as if he were playing a set of bongos. “I don’t mind being topped off.”
That was enough fuel for the fire to make that spoon shove past those lips. Primus, Octane could just be so extra at times! But the lies told didn’t suppress that giddy feeling rising with spoon-feeding the other. Why? Sandstrom didn’t quite know. But watching as the ice cream slowly disappeared was enticing. Each gulp from the Decepticon made his stomach flutter with joy. And when the pace quickened, each gasp for air after swallowing just jump-started his engines. Feeding did something; it ignited some kind of flame, so to speak.
Surrounding noises became muffled by stomach grumbles and his own pulsing spark. Watching those lips part captivated him. Hearing those servos gently pat at his belly was alluring. While there was no physical contact, the Autobot’s frame felt as if he was riding the aftershocks of a tune-up. His plating flared. Engines idled. His core temp rose.
The routine continued; one dish vanished, another took its place. Cannoli’s loaded with thick, velvety cream disappeared as they crunched between teeth. The older mech’s servos continued to rub at his growing belly. Donuts covered with talc powder or mica sprinkles filled the flyer's mouth only to be washed down by a tall glass of cold enermilk. Flab accumulated, pushing against abdominal plating and spilling over his hips.
Despite awkward glances from the snickering crowd, Sandstorm kept feeding with wide, mesmerized optics. Cookies with feldspar flecks. Chocolate-covered crystal strawberries. Warm and gooey cherry pies with pink whipped cream on top. There was so much food, and Octane inhaled whatever was pressed to his lips.
And when the last chunk of the multilayer cake was stabbed into, only then did Octane show signs of succumbing to a food coma. His breaths came in ragged gasps, and those hands now clasped against a swollen ball of a belly. He looked beat, as if just participating in a triathlon.
“Don’t tell me ya bit off more than you can chew, Octane.” The thick morsel of cake balanced on the fork.
With a grumbling stomach, the purple flier grinned. “Have no fear, my sweats. You know I can make it fit.” Said belly was gently slapped, resulting in more angry noises erupting.
How was he able to eat so much? That belly now swelled like an overinflated balloon and heavily rested on his lap. Gone was that lithe and sleek abdomen, only to be replaced by pudge. Seeing how that forkful of cake nearly missed its mark, Sandstorm was enjoying the sight before him. That tummy... looked so full... so lavish...so plump. So kissable.
“Helloooo... Sandy-babes...” Octane smacked his lips. “My optics are up here.” A wide grin appeared. “Hard to keep your optics off me, ain’t it?”
The last of the cake was shoved in, mainly to save face. He was caught gawking, and the other wouldn’t let him live it down. But what was even worse was knowing this....whatever this was had come to an end. All the plates were scraped clean. The joys of feeding ended.
But that belly remained.
And it was a hot, gurgling mess! Though Octane would never admit it, his face strained slightly with each sharp rumble. Ragged breaths of cool air were sucked in as fingers clenched at the bursting seams. Oh, how badly did Sandstorm want to rub his servos all over that rounded mass- press his lips to it, perhaps even nip at it.
Another pained gurgle erupted, and Octane stifled a burp with his hand.
“You.... ah... that looks uncomfortable...” The Autobot mumbled, biting his lower lip. The joy from his actions was lost to the prospect of causing the other pain. “That plating looks awfully tight...Do... do you want me to loosen it? Take it off-“”
A haughty chuckle interrupted. “So, you wanna get underneath my plating, huh?”
The orange mech’s jaw dropped. “You scoundrel! I... I just...”
“Wanna touch?” Octane didn’t wait for a response, just grabbed dark hands and brought them to that belly.
And it felt delightfully firm! Warm. And with each groan, he swore he felt vibrations. But his highly anticipated moment was cut short by the sound of laughing.
Sandstorm looked up and suddenly realized they weren’t alone, but rather in the crowded bar. A bunch of faces glanced their way, some hiding laughs behind their servos, others looking away in disgust. His cheeks felt warm, flushed bright red, no doubt. He yanked his hands away, suddenly ashamed of this behavior. And to make matters worse, his engines were rumbling, his cooling fans rattled as they worked to cool off his frame. It was blatantly clear he was turned on.
What a display they must have put on! Here he was, heating up and engines roaring over feeding Octane and ogling that belly. And he had the audacity to criticize the ‘Con for going after what he wanted? The Autobot sank into his chair, plating drawing close. He could feel the other’s piercing gaze scorching through his frame.
Did he bring shame upon them both? Would Octane be mad?
Slowly, his optics rose only to see Octane leaning back in his chair, legs spread wide as he made a show of rubbing his hands around the vast circumference of his belly. Primus, no matter his frame shape, he had no qualms about showing off. Cat calls were made to anyone close to his vicinity. Wide, mischievous smiles given. Brows wagging like crazy.
Octane loved whatever kind of attention he could get!
Sandstorm stood up, bashfully glancing at the table littered with empty plates. “Octane, let’s go.”
The ‘Con spun his chair around, giving that all-knowing look. “Did you get your fill, Sandy baby?” His servos patted his swollen paunch. “Is it time I get my fill?” His belly clenched hard enough to make those quirked brows clench.
“Let’s loosen that plating to soothe that angry belly of yours.” Sandstorm bashfully glanced around, then whispered. “In private.”
“Hmmmm.... eager to take my plating off, I see...” That cheesey look returned to his face. “You just can’t wait to get your servos all over me, huh?”
Sandstorm pressed his lips into a firm line. Obviously, the answer was yes! Primus, he wanted to caress that starter belly, feel its firmness, and spend all night tending to its needs. But he was not going to mention that. He just held out his hand, which the ‘Con took as he hefted his heavier frame out of the chair.
Octane sauntered close to his admirer, that belly pressing against his side. “Time for me to get my dessert, huh?” An arm wrapped around the orange and yellow mech, guiding him towards the stairs to his room, no doubt.
The warmth that radiated from Octane’s touch made his plating flare. Feeling the warm breath ghost over his neck cables sent shivers down his struts. Smelling the faint hint of leather mixed with polishing wax simply primed his engines!
“You sure you’re gonna be able to perform with that big ol’ belly?” Sandstorm cocked a brow in question.
Wings flapped. Engines revved. A shit-eating grin appeared. Octane’s servo grabbed his rounded belly and shook. “I’ve got enough fuel reserves to go allll night!” His brows wagged with fevered delight. This time, Sandstorm smiled in return.