Invest money in snapchat.
Learn, no really learn how to knit and sew so you don’t have to rely on anyone to make costumes.
Actually do your English homework. It will save you a lot of time and stress.
Even if the people you make memes with turn out to be gross, the memes will still be sick.
As a continuation of 4, let him tattoo “sick memes” onto your thigh. You’ll love it much longer than you’ll like him.
Trust your gut instinct when you suspect that people will wrong you.
Memes will be your savior.
Be more headstrong. It will make you feel in control of a situation and you won’t regret speaking your mind.
Don’t be afraid to tell the truth, especially if you’re in an instance where you’re uncomfortable as hell.
Cut your hair, go for it. Don’t let anyone stop you.
You don’t have to make a romantic relationship with everyone you love. Platonic love is so important and you will learn that.
GIRLS.
^ Girls are super amazing and you should learn to worship them sooner. Date a girl. Date a real life girl.
Don’t fret over what people think of you. You’re a being worthy of such awe and once you learn that, you’ll be unstoppable.
Love your friends. Love them with every fiber of your soul. Make sure they know how important they are to you.
Stock up on food and supplies for your pets. Save money for tattoos, Save for cons. Prepare yourself. Save, save save.
Even though time machines don’t exist, and I can’t actually tell my past self the advice I typed up today, enjoy your life. Take what comes to you and make the best out of it.
Nothing ever came from a life that was a simple one. Love the life you live.