Bill: HEY. HEY, ONCE. GUESS WHAT?
Once-ler: Hm?
Bill: THERE’S ENOUGH MICROPLASTICS IN YOUR BRAIN TO MAKE A TINY SPOON!
Once-ler: Can’t say I’m shocked.
Bill: ARE YOU THINKIN’ WHAT I’M THINKIN’?
Once-ler: Probably, which is never good.
Bill: :3
Once-ler: You want my mind spoon, don’t you?
Bill: I WANT YOUR MIND SPOON.












