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Cishet dude update
Why does he have to be straight??!???? Our kinks are compatible, but he's straight! Fuck my life. At first I met another aro guy who's awesome, but he's also ace, so no fwb. Now there's this amazing dude who would be compatible in a sexual sense, but he's straight! I'm starting to think I'm cursed. Universe says no fwb for me.
Cishet Dude Fact #475
There is no “Cishet Dude Day of Silence” because they can’t stay quiet for that long.
Cishet Dude Fact #282
Cishet dudes are basic enough to neutralize most acids.
Cishet Dude Fact #168
Cishet Dudes are the opposite of snowflakes: they all look exactly the same.
Cishet Dude Fact #253
The only things more annoying than cishet dudes can only be created in a laboratory setting and last for less than a fraction of a second.
Cishet Dude Fact #309
You can lead a cishet dude to water, but he’ll die of dehydration unless you spoon-feed it to him.
Cishet Dude Fact #275
Studying quantum entanglement helps us understand why calling out one cishet dude offends every cishet dude
Cishet Dude Fact #568
For all their “No Homo” talk, cishet dudes are awfully eager to get on my dick.
