Cishet Dude Facts

[yekkes]

I literally don’t care about men at all and that’s the mood

[dre-da-kid]

How??

[yekkes]

I’m a lesbian :)

[dre-da-kid]

Ohhh I thought you meant like didn’t care about their well being lol

[yekkes]

I don’t!

[qui-bono]

Get fucked, we are not a cheap punchline.

[yekkes]

You are, actually!

[gaypitbull]

Homophobia: Murder, corrective rape, conversion therapy, being disowned, losing your job, getting denied housing, harassment, etc

“Heterophobia”: being called a “straighty” on the internet.

[dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou]

Racism: Murder, police brutality, corrupt criminal justice system, not being hired for a job you’re qualified to do, denied housing, racial profiling, hate crimes, etc

“Reverse Racism”: being called a “whitey” on the internet. 

[sy1phofsp4c3]

Transphobia: Murder, police brutality, being disowned, being kept out of gendered spaces you belong in, getting denied housing, losing your job or not being hired, etc

“Cisphobia”: “down with cis”

[yeahhnope]

ALL OF THIS.

[cheercaptain]

its been less than half an hour and people are already complaining about three “female” characters in being released a row. there’s 12 male heroes. with the new hero there is 11 female heroes. we haven’t even reached an equal amount and yet somehow this is an assault on masculinity ???

[variks-the-warden]

while i agree with you your math is off, discounting robots the male characters are genji, mccree, s76, reaper, hanzo, junkrat, torb, roadhog, rein, winstons a gorilla so he half counts, and lucio. Thats 11 but you can count zen if you want to so 12 max. For female characters theres tracer, pharah, sombra, widow, mei, zarya, dva, (efi) orisa, ana, mercy, sym. thats 11. The cast is equal now from an organic pov.

[hope-------arc-deactivated20200]

“Your math is off” *produces the exact same numbers*

[blackreigen-deactivated20190402]

[cishetdudefacts]

Cishet Dude Fact #441

If a cishet dude is deprived attention long enough, they will collapse into a misogynist black hole.

[staraptor]

the cisgender flag is just the word ‘annoying’ written in 8px arial font on a white background lol

[staraptor]

a visual representation 

[lynxshadowstalker]

Wow…. so there’s something wrong with being cis-gender now?  Like all other gender identifications are okay, but cis in somehow not?   So very cis-phobic of you.   I thought the idea was that ALL genders and sexualities are accepted. 

If a cis person said that about  the transgender flag,  there would be an uproar.  But evidently it’s okay to cis-bash.   At least to you and everyone that liked this post.

Thing is,  it is NOT okay for ANYone to bash, put down, devalue or  disrespect ANY sexuality or gender.   

NO ONE should EVER have to feel ashamed of or disrespected regarding their sexuality or gender.

NO ONE.  EVER.

Note:  I am going to start unfollowing  anyone who reblogs posts bashing ANY sexuality or gender and seems to be in agreement with it. 

[staraptor]

living up to your flag i see

[tir0]

Documentary voice: Ah yes… The cishet white male… In his natural habitat… Doing his daily duty of saying that a certain group is being “pandered to” in a normal situation… Little does he know that he, the cishet white male… Is actually… The most pandered-to creature on the planet…

[cishetdudefacts]

Cishet Dude Fact #475

There is no “Cishet Dude Day of Silence” because they can’t stay quiet for that long.

[spitefullyspirited]

Thanks, Batman.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Batman is Bat-done with this shit

[rubyetc]

aheh

[rubyetc]

[cishetdudefacts]

Cishet Dude Fact #568

For all their “No Homo” talk, cishet dudes are awfully eager to get on my dick.

[cishetdudefacts]

Cishet Dude Fact #168

Cishet Dudes are the opposite of snowflakes: they all look exactly the same.

[cishetdudefacts]

Cishet Dude Fact #253

The only things more annoying than cishet dudes can only be created in a laboratory setting and last for less than a fraction of a second.

[pdlcomics]

Saying Things

[cishetdudefacts]

#relevant

[cishetdudefacts]

Cishet Dude Fact #275

Studying quantum entanglement helps us understand why calling out one cishet dude offends every cishet dude

[writing-prompt-s]

“Most dangerous monster? Well, vampires are pretty easy–just carry pencils. Ghosts are mostly irritants, werewolves collapse at silver, and dragons keep to themselves… Naw, it’s one no one expects. It’s–”

[boazpriestly]

Entitled white boys who were told no.

[cishetdudefacts]

Cishet Dude Fact #442

Cishet dudes could blend into most crowds... if their over-active mouths didn’t always give them away.

[cremia-deactivated20210626]

my favourite attribute in an anti-SJW is the complete inability to recognize when someone is clowning them to hell and back so they continue to act like its a civilized debate when the other side is like ‘i will put a fist up my ass so hard ill fly to the moon and create a fart atmosphere around it’ theyll respond to that like ‘ad heminem, try learning how to debate next time you try to come at me’

[spoopzoop-deactivated20171003]

That’s because you fucking simpletons get so wound up that there are people who actually speak like that unironically. It’s at the point now where people cant even differentiate between a troll, and someone who’s being serious because they both sound identical. 

Ad hominem*

[cremia-deactivated20210626]

im honestly speechless replying to this, i dont know how to even begin describing how you had the audacity to call me a simpleton while falling for the trick this post describes, theres not even a trick in this post, its just a description of it, but that was enough, you even corrected my eminem joke. im just. i genuinely did not think you people could be this dense but i am so fucking happy that you are cause im gonna frame this response and put it on my wall

[cishetdudefacts]

#same