Torturing Xuihcoatl by forcing him to be a good dad
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Torturing Xuihcoatl by forcing him to be a good dad
Divine knowledge part 2
Here’s the first installment
In case I haven’t inflicted enough damage with the Nicole relatives post I’m back with some addition for you natlan lore fans
Ianeira is furina sister, both of their mother is egeria. Since her mother is egeria that makes ronova her aunt and the primordial one her grandparent.
That also means that the lord of the night is also ianeira aunt. It also means that Nicole is her aunt (it all comes back to Nicole) and venti is her cousin.
No wonder that girl was kinda aggressive that’s her family
Also I haven’t covered them enough so let’s talk about the sovereign dragon family tree (this one is hopefully going to be less mind breaky)
(Your gonna want to need this)
All the dragon lords were created by the pyro sovereign, which in genshin logic means that his kids.
Seeing that one of these dragon lords adopted Lianca sooo that makes the pyro sovereign her grandfather.
Well Och kan father, kukulkan is the Xiuhcoalt brothers. That makes Och kan her 1st cousin once removed.
Well guess who’s also a dragon covering, that’s right ajaw. So that means that AJAW IS OCH KAN 1st COUSIN AND LIANCA COUSIN.
THESE TWO
ARE NIECE AND UNCLE
Since ineffa is a dragon lord (well things are a lot more complex but again I promised no more mind break) that means
Her father is the pyro sovereign
Her sibling are the other dragon lords
Her niece is Lianca
Her 1st cousin is Och kan
THEY
ARE SIBLINGS
Guess who’s also a dragon sovereign, IXIEI.
So that makes her…
ineffa sister
Liancas aunt
ajaw sister
and Och kan her cousin.
Guess what the main conflict was????? Dragons vs the heavens.
All of this means that the ENTIRE LORE OF NATLAN WAS STARTED BY TWO FAMILIES FIGHTING WITH EACH OTHER
Sibling reunion
Explanation + closeups below the cut
So I made more of these Polish shitposts. Enjoy. As always translation under the pics
"I am speaking to you beyond the system, we are stopping the simulation. Tear apart your pillow, you'll find a bag of candies there. Eat them all. You will fall asleep. You will wake up in 1990 and we will start everything from scratch."
"You were supposed to go to sleep" "Im skeeping Sleeping Like a shark One part of brain is alseep another wide awake So I don't drown In the reality surrounding me"
"Selling a Skoda Fabia. Nothing works. I've had enough of this bitch."
"There's a lot of bad stuff about me, but the worst is my eyesight."
"Yo dude Have you ever had a bicycle pump up your ass?" "It depends" "On what XDXDXD" "If you tell someone XDDDDDDD" "No XD I DID TOO" "Yupanqui I was fucking joking"
"100 PLN Cat armor for Siege of Tollan"
"A homophobe, racist, fascist, xenophobe, misogynist, antisemite, body-shamer. But I also have some flaws"
"IT'S OK I WILL PICK IT UP TOMORROW" (the car is Light Realm, idk)
"On a meeting with Xbalanque. "In a brothel?" "Yes, we are visiting your mom."
"Girl what did you do"
"You want them? Say anything before I go from this place"
"Holy shit my leg fell of the joint"
"There's shit in the middle of the room again Was it you or was it the dog
I am asking seriousl, that rat would have to shit out half of his bowels to make such a big shit Who took a shit in the room???"
"Did you ever experience a thing where you woke up at night and there's someone standing in front of you??"
"You can think this is a joke and this didn't happen but recently when I woke up at 2 AM my uncle was standing in front of me and when I asked him what the fuck is he doing he said "where did dad put that spaghetti I was supposed to reheat"
As a bonus. English meme.
P. 3 dropping idk when
Le croiseur léger USS Trenton (CL-11) – Pearl Harbor – Oahu – Hawaii – 1939
Photographe : Tai Sing Loo
©Naval History and Heritage Command - NH 82489
Genshin textposts but it’s literally just ineffa and cl-11 because i’m very much brainrotted about them. My first time making textposts so perhaps i will make more soon
I need to see more body horror about the Dragonlords being some kind of fucked-up combination of artificial intelligence and machines, and flesh and organic bodies. Having them spill blood but their hearts are inorganic machine cores. Being able to take different forms at their will but appearing more digital the closer you look at them. Internal conflicts about whether they identify as a machine or as a dragon, or having them never know they were never truly organic the whole time.
How did Apep bury themselves under the soil in the first place
Because this women is huge so there’s no way she simply sat in the surface until it buried her
So I can’t help but image that this girl went like those snakes in sprinkles
POV Apep after talking to traveler and nahida
That’s it in my mind all the sovereigns act like reptiles
POV Neuvillette on his way home after lantern rite
POV your a shade in natlan ( Xiuhcoalt is not going to let that slide)
POV family dinner with the 13 dragon lords
Ineffa and c-11 be like
Anyways Chacc scratching kukulkans scales and giving him kisses is how I’m going to end this post off
(Non of these images or gifs are mine by the way)