#clarebear

[hellomynameismarch]

[northofus]

I wanted to fuck Tumnus as a child.

@sweetgum-tree

[northofus]

*pause* my feet are so crunchy??

@sweetgum-tree

[northofus]

It's nice to know that no one's exempt from being a man.

@sweetgum-tree

[northofus]

Mark is 12, Taeyong is 11, but really good at makeup, and Johnny is 18, TOPS.

@sweetgum-tree (about NCT’s True Ages)

[northofus]

I came here to kick down the doors of lesbian supremacy.

@sweetgum-tree

[northofus]

'Hey let’s tangle tongues at the check-in kiosk' is perhaps the funniest thing I’ve ever read.

@sweetgum-tree

[northofus]

Whenever I see a tall man I’m like "who put you through the laffy taffy machine? Was it Willy Wonka?"

@sweetgum-tree