#clarissekin

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being a character who dies offscreen in Part One is so sad 💔 like yeah i knew Guy. swell dude. a real softie, deep down. wdym he’s a wanted murderer.

- Clarisse (Fahrenheit 451 📖)

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stan thalia. she's an awesome girlfriend. -clarisse (#🧿🦷🥀)

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i miss thalia. we didn't interact much in the books, but in my canon we did. we would hang out in the woods and blast alt music, we would sit together at meetings, she would calm me down after a fight with percy. i miss my girlfriend. -clarisse (#🧿🦷🥀)

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*gives a big kiss to all thalia and silena kinnies* i love you guys. -clarisse (#🧿🦷🥀)

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literally about to scream because of how weird my pjo timelines were!!! why cant my timelines be oh i dont know,,,,be canon for once?!?? the kin gods hate me more than the gods did!! -percy/clarisse (#🧿🦷🥀)

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canon royale. holy fuck. let me get my list so i don’t miss any…

goddamn it. we don’t have a single normal person here. i guess the closest would be Clarisse? she’s very bright but not so great at combat. same goes for Clara Wieland, so i’m comfortable taking those two out of the running. RIP, literary kins. they’re off in the corner hanging out together the whole time.

i think the MCYT kins would fight each other immediately. my heart and soul wants Martyn Littlewood to win… but let’s be honest, Technoblade takes the crown.

elsewhere, Caliborn is squabbling with the Collector (TOH). or maybe they team up, which is a horrifying thought. Marx (Kirby) probably gets involved… let’s just say that Marx and the Collector cancel each other out, and Caliborn wins.

Tabitha (House) and Félix Fathom have a tentative alliance. Caleb Wittebane has probably left to go join Clarisse and Clara in the corner. no one knows where Hiveswap (Fandomstuck) went.

uh… let’s see… there are a few stragglers, but nothing interesting… yeah, it’s a match between Caliborn and Technoblade, probably. i’ll say that Techno wins this one, but Caliborn probably cheats and shoots him again after the match is called.

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About literature kins: Yeahhh being a lit kinner is interesting…. never gonna find sourcemates. rip.

- Clarisse (Fahrenheit 451)/Clara (Wieland). Actually why are their names so similar? Huh.

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happy valentine's, silena.

i miss you so much. i never got over you. nico passed messages between us from elysium, and i'll thank him forever for it. every day, every moment, i would think, you're supposed to be here with me. seeing you on the ground the way i did that day, i was so angry. and so scared.

you weren't supposed to die. you told me you betrayed us all and i didn't even care. i would have fought the whole world to protect you. i'm a child of ares, we're supposed to be good at that shit. and yet i failed you. i know you told me it wasn't my fault. it's hard to remember that, sometimes.

-clarisse.

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